One for the family album.

Sock in a cock time again I guess, since I’m feeling the urge 😅 A colour request for @rbbrcubsley.bsky.social Thought I’d be cheeky and use Ted’s socks for a change 😈 @tedtalk420.bsky.social

Still so stoked that this is getting commissioned in orange and blue for me.

Bonus pic. Sometimes we all need a little dick kiss.

Forgot about this clip of tickling myself with Ted’s cum. @tedtalk420.bsky.social

All the travelling across country, jobs, errands and heat of the past week has finally broken me. Please stroke my ego (and stroke other things) to cheer me up. Happy FCF.

Is this the right way to cool off?

When a bestie gifts you a birthday singlet, you must repay by eating their arse. I don’t make the rules.

Incidentally taken a fantastic cum pic that isn’t my cum. @tedtalk420.bsky.social

Like this chartreuse?

Had a sex dream about Ted and a mutual friend (who has an excellent taste in socks and shoes), who we haven’t played with. Feeling a little inspired.

Yes, I’m really enjoying The Running Man remake. Why do you ask?

Came across a young Polka! Must’ve been 16 years ago, and first time wearing gear in public (plus I took the tattooed man home 😜)

Is Leela missing a few brain cells? Or is Ripley super-stealthy? Make your bets!

Ripley boop

I used to love saying “sorry, I’m busy burning a Pokémon/dog” and test it on any mate who may forget the context 😜

I really need to get back into pyrography and watercolour theory on wood again.

It’s been a long while since I took and posted something naughty…

I think it’s time for a haircut 😅

Good night from Ripley.

Nah, Leela is super affectionate but likes to “nest up” by herself often and wary of new people. We’ve never had a bite or intentional scratch from them still.

No kitten gravy pouches in the shops? Then it’s a Leela knuckle sandwich

Having a street lamp right next to my bedroom window can be annoying (especially for a deaf guy), at least the kits love it.

Where’s the cat manufacture’s handbook?

I guess for this summer’s festivals, I’m going to be foxy Jamiroquai?

Remembering of being a late-bloomer for facial hair, that I could barely have a Shaggy chin. Which I ended up keeping for most of my adult life as it thickened. Looks like I managed a beard in the end. Eventually. 17yo - 35yo

A new addition to the bed’s headrest shelf.

They’re getting heavy.

Well, here’s a surprising Throwback Thursday, coming across it in the phone gallery while looking for something else. I need to pick up the dumbbells again.

If you see this - post an eye Really need to get back into doodling again.