Formerly Unemployed Guy
@porktartare
Professional contrarian, naysayer, yum-yucker, heckler, and overall hater.
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In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Stepped outside for two seconds and already got hit by firework shrapnel. Some landed on my car as well.
Doing this for an hour while my kid tries in vain to catch me.
Got a loaner 2026 Subaru Forester while my Outback is in the shop and it fucking sucks. Cars made in the last few years are awful.
