Lexx

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She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️- I make Port Patrol on YouTube!!

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Lexx@portpatrol· 21d

“Oh man what I’m talking about is so obscure I’m really worried that my new video isn’t gonna do well at- HUH???”

Lexx@portpatrol· Jul 12

Never mind, can’t have shit 😭😭😭

Lexx@portpatrol· Jul 12

Tech news so bad right now it’s got me rewatching old episodes of Digital Foundry direct to reminisce on a time when I didn’t have to hear about AI daily

Lexx@portpatrol· Jul 9

Really enjoying this one fucked up chair model I keep seeing in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

Visibly low poly and disjointed model of a wooden chair in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth. Parts of it are floating in midair. The sword rack next to it is also similarly fucked up looking

Lexx@portpatrol· Jul 9

Lexx@portpatrol· Jul 8

Really enjoying this image from E3 2000 where, to promote Majora's Mask, Miyamoto seems to have performed some sort of ritualistic sacrifice on stage

Shigeru Miyamoto stood on stage at E3 2000, wearing brown robes, holding the Mask of Truth from Majora's Mask in his hand. Behind him, other robed figures are seen wearing various masks from the game too.

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Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 25

I love the fleshed out characters and cutscenes between levels, getting to delve into all the characters backstories as unlockable extras, the orchestral score is incredible and it is maybe one of the prettiest games I’ve ever played, and being Star Fox 64, it plays great!!!

Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 25

Doing research for my new video on game developer Ambrella, and I'm loving this random article I stumbled upon that must've been written by an AI because all the images in it are just... Stock images of umbrellas

Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 18

This area of Hyrule Field is so impactful, I have a screenshot from my play through a year ago standing in basically the exact same spot admiring the exact same sunset lol

Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 15

I really love Phantasy Star Online, so I always think it's a shame I never played a lot of PSO2. But whenever I try to I immediately remember why that is, like how am I even meant to play this

Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 13

I love the fucked up evil skyboxes in Final Fantasy 7 Remake where everything is so obviously flat and just a 2D image it’s so so so good

A screenshot of Final Fantasy 7 Remake. Looking down at the skybox shows the slums of Midgar below, but it’s just a 2D image so despite their best efforts, you can still tell the buildings are completely flat.

A completely normal screenshot of Final Fantasy 7 Remake, trust me. (I photoshopped out the actual skybox with one of those children’s playmates with a town on it)

Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 7

You know an RPG is gonna be good when it has a lesbian moment in it that is treated as completely normal

A girl character in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Echoes of Time saying to my character, who is also a girl, “hehehe, you’re so cute Lexx. Of COURSE we can hold hands.”
She isn’t actually my partner or interested in me, but is pretending to be to get the guy stood next to her off her back, as she doesn’t want to go on a date with him.

A boy character in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Echoes of Time pointing out to the girl that I am also girl

The girl responding “Yes, I know what a girl looks like.”
After this she goes on to to the boy “gender-wise you don’t even compare” to which the boy responds “Argh! I had no idea!!”

Which is kinda cool right?? This old ass DS game from like 2009 has a moment where a character says they’re a lesbian and the boy character is just completely cool with that and accepts that, like hell yeah, awesome!! : )

Lexx@portpatrol· Jun 6

You know an RPG is gonna be good when you interact with a cat and they say “Meow” back

A cat in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles on the DS saying meow at me : )

Lexx@portpatrol· May 28

Thank you YouTube AI I'll be sure to use one of these

Lexx@portpatrol· May 22

Obsessed with the new Rugrats retro game collection having to black out so much of the games manuals to avoid mentioning the consoles they originally released on that they end up looking like the Epstein Files

A screenshot from Rugrats: Retro Rewind Collection, showing the manual for Rugrats Studio Tour in its museum mode. Large amounts of the page have been censored to cover up any mention of the PlayStation 1 and any screens that I guess are no longer in the new collection.

A scan of the PS1 manual for Rugrats Studio Tour, showing the part that was blacked out at the bottom was for saving and loading the game.

A scan of the PS1 manual for Rugrats Studio Tour, showing the part that was blacked out at the top was to do with sound settings.

Lexx@portpatrol· May 18

I bought a copy of Star Fox Zero off of Amazon and it’s new and still sealed woah

Lexx@portpatrol· May 15

Poop Soda

Lexx@portpatrol· May 15

I love my MiSTer but fear for the day I inevitably drop my SD card into the massive hole next to the SD slot, losing it forever (or until after 10 minutes of rotating it like I’m playing WarioWare Twisted to get it out again)

Close up of the MiSTer FPGA emulation system. There is an SD card slots, with a large gap below it that is like twice as large as the slot which would just drop your card onto the motherboard

Lexx@portpatrol· May 13

Guess who just found out 12 hours into her playthrough of Assassins Creed 2 that if you play the 360 version on Xbox One it can randomly crash and wipe your save file with no way of recovering it!!!! Loving life!!!

The main menu of assassins creed 2 where my save file SHOULD BE

Lexx@portpatrol· May 10

Part 2 of the Doshin the Giant series is WRITTEN yay!! It's longer than I thought it was going to be, but not horrificly so

Lexx@portpatrol· May 7

I think it's incredibly funny that the clip from the Mario movie they showed before revealing the new Star Fox game draws so much attention to Fox's massive big ass space boots and then in the new game he's got these tiny ass feet Is this game just gonna be an origin story for his shoes

Lexx@portpatrol· Apr 30

so like 2 years I recorded a food video inspired by Ashens and Brutalfoods to make for Patreon and then I just... never edited it until now but yeah, new silly food video exclusive to patreon!! watch me eat mysterious microwave burgers and other delights!! www.patreon.com/posts/lexx-e...

Lexx@portpatrol· Apr 29

Oh, and I finished my playthrough of Doshin with all 16 monuments standing! : )

Lexx@portpatrol· Apr 29

I have finished Doshin the Giant on N64DD : ) Way smoother than my last attempt now I know what I'm doing more, those villagers finally got what was coming to them

Lexx@portpatrol· Apr 27

Something I'm not sure if I made explicitly clear in my last video is that fact that Doshin the Giant fucking dies at the end of each day, being reborn in the morning And exclusive to the N64DD version of the game, at the end of some days you even hear him scream in agony as it happens!

Lexx@portpatrol· Apr 14

I’m glad the Doshin the Giant video is out because I can finally post this picture of Bean without spoiling the surprise

My dog Bean in a dumb Doshin the Giant crochet hood

Lexx@portpatrol· Apr 8

July, 2054 A.D. The Earth was caught in a great battle between unknown alien forces. Their weapons were terrifying and powerful beyond human reckoning. Our planet was overwhelmed - its surface reduced to ash and rubble in the blink of an eye.