looking for apartments feels good & not at all like a constant exercise in new types of psychic violence

my past couple days have really turned out to be like *trundles to the cafe to get an oat milk latte while listening to a cannibalism-heavy story* *fries up some vegan sausages & eats them while reading a cannibalism-heavy story*

i remember when we didn't have this season here. it was like four years ago. you trulyyyyyyyyyyyy don't know what you got til it's gone paved paradise parking lot etc hogguuhugh

feels like 34 at 9:30 pm??? girl...... like get outta here

landlords trying to pretend they've earned putting "lots of natural light" in their basement apartment listing

my lawyers have advised me to amend my statement

VOTE FOR THIS TABLE TOP ROLL PURRING GUY

alive awake alert enthusiastic

five years plus about a month after this last reblog i got sober also yes but again i stand by the message

very tickled by the bird app, let's go

he is incubating darth vader egg

beating the heat by being as in the way as possible at all times 🧠

im having emotions

sorry to pophead on main sorry but my jaw cannot un-drop at tswift's wedding apparently having a decoration or party favour or whatever that uses an ellipsis to very clearly indicate the ending of the quoted lyric, which is "... or it's gonna go down in flames"

omg i just figured out these popsackles have jokes... scrambling to recover all my sticks... now pitch me a ttrpg that uses them & possibly also the act of eating a popsicle

nothing better than learning about amazing things through slightly ominous QRTs-- check out the categories & winners from last year www.goldencobra.org/2025winners....

you wanna join the haunted table patreon at ghost tier ($3) sooooo bad, you LOVE the haunted table patreon at ghost tier ($3)

i was going to do a comparison of our collections to see commonalities then i remembered i already packed all of my DVDs for my move sometime this year bc i'm neurotic. however i did not pack this one. do you have this one

everyone get real comfy bc we're crowding into the laptop that stopped being able to get updates in ~2019 that runs my plex server

saw myself in the mirror this morning & was like ohhh yeah there's a 24/7 365 halloween guy

oh i lied at the end, the email is actually drafted from the import page or from the "interact" tab

apologies if i'm totally missing something that makes this not applicable, but i believe this does exist in the "distribute" tab on any itch game-- you can import emails in "kickstarter import" then send them from "download keys" when the group has been made!

you can tell which saw movie i hated the most because it was the only one i actually rated

tracking the progression of these overalls over the span of about a year is sooo funny

oh my god this was SO SOON after i actually watched all of star wars for the first time

had to dig through the archives to find this january 2018 video of me getting choked up about luke skywalker

preddy much me posting

ohhhhhhhhh my god i thought it was on my tumblr that got deleted but no it still exists & all the posts are a decade old

i used to have a tag on tumblr that was like "be my friend it's fun and rewarding" & tabbing back into this conversation & seeing this was the first time i've thought about it in a while

REPRESENTATION MATTERSSSSSS