It's not, like, strictly true, but at the same time, it has absolutely become true.

This is one of the only things that keeps the internet good:

oh yeah, that really fucking sells it

Is the car his new wife?

Genuinely thinking about buying this

Took a little Crews break, but now I’m back.

Big fan of Zach Cregger’s movies. Can’t wait to see what comes next. But for me, nothing will ever top this:

The skeleton draft exists.

Hello. I very highly recommend this book. Thank you.

IMO you should go Harry Crews style

I do not know what the future holds, but if you bought one, I sincerely thank you 🖤🔨📺🐺🌳

Thanks for taking a good thing and making me feel like a dickhead for drinking it.

My year in books, so far. X marks the reread. Favorites: A Feast of Snakes, Suttree, The Violent Bear It Away

God DAMN god damn

Putting this out ourselves. First copies will be available at @voidcon.bsky.social

Anytime anywhere, it hits the spot

Hahahahaha, absolutely not.

Ah shit, do I get the Nuclear Apocalypse weed or the That’s My Boy weed?

Reading my first one by this guy. I have an extremely vivid memory of my best friend telling me about the fictional movie from chapter 2 back when we were in high school. V surreal to finally read it all these years later.

Perfect example of

We get the wildest god damn rainbows here

They posted the episode on their Patreon about a week later. Scott Wampler passed away two years ago today, and I think, very frequently, about how much his generosity still means to me. I still have the note I wrote to remind myself when we were recording. RIP Pop Pop. Thanks forever.

The song, not the album, but the album rules too

Sneak peak at the current WIP

I feel like, in a world where wild stupidity has run rampant, this may be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.

Unintentional, I think, but this image of Larry Underwood from The Stand (1994) might as well be Eddie Dean