pottymouth pup

@pottymouthpup

Clinical researcher, animal lover, tart-tongued harpy not willing to tolerate any Christofascist mishigas she/her/hers if mayo is your favorite condiment, I'm probably too spicy for you

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pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· May 10

I am too old to still be reacting like an adolescent when I see stuff like this and yet here I am posting a begonia dick pic on social media

Close-up of a tuberous begonia bulb partially covered in soil and wood shavings, with several smooth, pink, rounded sprouts emerging upright from the top of the tuber. The new growth is clustered and slightly elongated, giving the sprouts a somewhat humorous, phallic appearance.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· May 5

First harvest of the season is a volunteer carrot that is now on today’s lunch menu

A hand holds up a freshly pulled carrot with its leafy green tops still attached. The carrot is short, slightly misshapen, and still covered in clinging soil.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· May 2

Editorial cartoon: Donald Trump sits behind an ornate desk while an advisor points to a presentation board showing a sharply falling red arrow. The caption says, ‘…AND BY YOUR MATH, YOUR POLLS HAVE DROPPED 1500%.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Apr 20

Mondayed out

Two dogs are sleeping on a couch. In the foreground, a tricolor dog with black, brown, and white fur rests its head on a beige patterned pillow. Behind it, a brindle‑coated dog sleeps curled on a gray blanket. The scene looks cozy and calm, with soft textures and muted colors.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Apr 1

Every family has a gefilte‑fish defender. This flavor is for them. Creamy, citrusy, delicately herbal, and just unsettling enough to make you question your life choices — Gefilte Swirl is the perfect end note to your Pesach Seder. Serve chilled. Preferably with a warning (and, perhaps, a waiver).

circular ice‑cream–style label titled “PammiAnne’s Limited Edition Gefilte Swirl.” The top half shows stylized pyramids, parted waves, and a small caravan of people with camels, evoking Exodus imagery. Below the title is the tagline, “A surprisingly elegant tribute to the most controversial dish on the Seder table.” At the bottom, an illustrated scoop of gefilte fish sits on a plate with dill sprigs and carrot slices, completing the playful, Passover‑themed design

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 31

Sleeping in tandem

Two dogs are sleeping close together on a couch. One is a dark brindle dog wearing a teal collar, resting on a gray quilted blanket with a pink textured blanket beneath part of its body. The other is a black, tan and white dog with a red collar, curled up beside the brindle dog. A blue patterned blanket lies on the floor in front of the couch

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 25

Happy to see some fruit on my hydroponic pepper plant while I’m waiting for the ones in the winter sowing jugs to germinate for the summer garden

A green chili pepper in the early fruiting stage, long and shiny with a smooth surface. It is attached to a stem with purple streaks, and dried flower remnants cling to the top of the pepper. Surrounding leaves are deep green and healthy.

A close-up of a pepper plant showing a young, light yellow pepper emerging near a cluster of blossoms and buds. The pepper is still small and developing, surrounded by fresh green leaves and delicate white flowers.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 21

yup, let's not forget this bit o' bile she spewed

tweet from Laura Loomer on Sheila Jackson Lee's death

"Even on her death bed, this ghetto bitch couldn’t keep President Trump’s name out of her disgusting mouth.

I’d say rest in peace, but we all know lying democrats who have destroyed our country are going to hell.

Sheila Jackson Lee will be remembered as a destructive force in America and one of the most low IQ members of Congress in the history of our nation.

Today she died. Instead of spending her final moments with her family, she was talking shit about Trump on X and spewing more lies.

She won’t be missed. But, I’m sure she will still be voting Democrat this November.

Good riddance!"

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 21

The entire reason I grew the tomato plant inside

A clear glass mason jar filled with halved green tomatoes sits on a dark countertop. The tomatoes are submerged in a transparent pickling brine, with mustard seeds and other spices settled at the bottom. The jar has a white plastic lid and measurement markings up the side. In the softly blurred background, another jar and a plate

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 11

Black sesame ice cream

A round container filled with pale gray ice cream is shown from above. The surface is smooth and creamy with tiny black sesame specks scattered throughout, giving it a marbled, freckled appearance. The ice cream sits level in the container, its muted gray color characteristic of black sesame desserts.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 11

Early signs of spring (winter sowing jug of poppies)

plastic jug used as a winter‑sowing container sits with its lid open, revealing a cluster of tiny poppy seedlings growing in dark soil. The seedlings are delicate and thread‑thin, with pale green stems and the first hints of true leaves. The jug has embossed date markings on the lid, and the opening frames the seedlings like a small window into the mini‑greenhouse.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 8

political cartoon shows three people at a car dealership being presented with a blue inflatable tube man labeled “Fetterman model.” The tube man has a human face and leans to the right. A salesperson says, “AND THIS ONE IS OUR FETTERMAN MODEL. IT STARTS OUT LEANING LEFT, BUT USUALLY ENDS UP ON THE RIGHT.” A “SALE” sign is visible in the background. The cartoon is signed “wintersart.substack.com ©2026”

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Mar 4

Rainy days, especially ones when you live in a country led by a petulant toddler, deserve sunflowers as a distraction

A close-up of a yellow sunflower with long, narrow petals and a dark central disk. Green veined leaves frame the flower, and the softly blurred background keeps the focus on the bloom.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Feb 22

Checking on the hydroponic tomato growth is a nice diversion from smowmaggeddon 2026 part deux

A healthy indoor tomato plant grows in a white hydroponic container with multiple pod openings. Several clusters of smooth, unripe green tomatoes hang from thick, fuzzy stems surrounded by dense green leaves. The setup sits on a wooden surface, and a built‑in water‑level indicator on the container shows measurements up to 1000 mL. The background includes reflective surfaces and artificial lighting

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Feb 21

I spy, with my little eye

A close-up of an indoor bean plant growing under purple-toned grow lights. Several long green bean pods hang from the stems, surrounded by healthy green leaves. The plant is supported by a vertical stake

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Feb 8

Since the weather won’t change to spring like conditions, i’ll have to settle with enjoying the fact that my hydroponic Roma tomatoes are starting to fruit

An indoor hydroponic garden with multiple leafy green plants growing from a white rectangular system. A small fan is mounted above the plants for airflow, and a vertical grow light stands beside the unit. Power cords and a power strip are visible behind the setup, which sits on a wooden floor against a beige wall.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Jan 30

The same person who doesn’t redact this

Post from Spencer Hakiman on Twitter

Spencer Hakimian
• @SpencerH... • 1h
This is an INSANE paragraph from today's
Epstein Files.
The DOJ forgot to redact it.
Donald Trump, the president, had parties at Maralago called "calendar girls" Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness. The guests were elder men and included Elon Musk. Don jr. Trump, Ivanka Trump,

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Jan 30

When you decide to play with flavors, & you want to have multiple options

tamarind and floral accents. From left to right: a clear bottle of Sadaf Rose Water with bilingual English and Arabic labeling; a tall glass bottle of Jarritos Tamarind soda with amber liquid visible; a red-lidded jar of Tamicon Tamarind Concentrate labeled in English and Hindi, showing a best-before date of April 30, 2026; and a bottle of Tajín Clásico Seasoning with its signature chili-lime-salt blend. All items are placed on a smooth surface

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Jan 26

holy shirtballs, Randy Fine not only intentionally mislabeling Alex Pretti as an insurrectionist but further dehumanizing him by referring to the summary execution of a human being as being "put down"

A screenshot of a heated exchange on X.com (formerly Twitter) between Congressman Randy Fine and user Scary Larry.

Congressman Randy Fine (@RepFine):
"An armed seditionist attacked federal law enforcement today as they were rounding up foreign invaders in Minneapolis.
The insurrectionist was put down.
Well done.
I stand with ICE as they fight these foreign invaders and their treasonous allies.
We will not stop until EVERY illegal is deported."
Scary Larry (@aintscarylarry):
"Everything you just said is a fucking lie. If this was 1933 Germany, Hitler would have put you high up in his regime. And no, I don’t mean that as a compliment, fuckface. 🖕🏻"

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pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Jan 25

Facebook post by Jody Taylor featuring a political comparison between Kyle Rittenhouse and Alex Pretti. The post includes two photos: one of Rittenhouse holding a rifle during a protest, and one of Pretti interacting peacefully with law enforcement. Text contrasts their treatment by MAGA supporters—Rittenhouse celebrated after killing, Pretti condemned after being killed—highlighting perceived political bias. Post has 10.3K likes and 4.7K shares.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Jan 15

Bright spot in a dark world #flowers #hydroponics

Close-up of a Gazania flower with creamy white petals streaked with red and maroon, radiating symmetrically from a bright yellow center. Surrounded by dark green, deeply lobed leaves, the flower sits near a white surface and a metallic cylinder

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 29

What better way to brighten up a gray and dreary day, then to make homemade ice cream. Golden milk, ice cream to be exact. Gold, bold & ready to tingle

A bowl filled with smooth, creamy golden milk ice cream, swirled into soft peaks. The texture is thick and glossy, with gentle ridges suggesting a fresh spin. Its vibrant yellow color reflects turmeric and warm spices, evoking the comforting richness of golden milk. The bowl rests on a dark, textured surface, creating contrast that highlights the ice cream’s warmth and glow.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 23

It’s definitely [homemade] soup season

A blue ceramic soup mug filled with chicken soup sits on a wooden surface. The clear broth reveals shredded chicken, sliced carrots, diced celery, and small cubes of potato or root vegetable. A metal spoon rests inside the mug, partially submerged

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 21

No momma, I wasn’t trying to get in the dishwasher looking for ice cream. Why do you ask?

A tricolor dog with a black, brown, and white coat stands indoors on a wooden floor, wearing a pink collar and gazing slightly upward Small white drips of ice cream are visible on the top of her head and just behind her left ear

A tricolor dog with a black, brown, and white coat stands indoors on a wooden floor, wearing a pink collar and gazing slightly downward Small white drips of ice cream are visible on the top of her head and just behind her left ear

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 14

Chag Chanukah Sameach

A menorah with a tree-like design stands on a surface covered in aluminum foil. Two candles—one blue and one white—are lit, their flames glowing softly. The menorah has nine branches, used for the Hanukkah celebration. In the background, a decorative black metal frame with heart-shaped patterns adds contrast to the warm candlelight.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 14

Packing snow - perfect for building a snowman and snowball fights, but a bitch to shovel

An orange tape measure in snow. KThe first number visible is a four indicating a little over 3 inches of snow is on the ground.

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 12

Her life is so ruff

A tricolor dog with a black, white, and brown coat lies on a gray couch, partially covered by a gray blanket. The dog rests its head gently on the blanket and holds a small stuffed bear toy dressed in a red knit hat and scarf

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 8

OMG MAGA just makes this country dumber by the second

Screenshot of a social media post featuring a Facebook post by Wendy Patterson and a quote tweet by Tucker Carlson.
- Wendy Patterson’s post reads:
“So the COVID vaccine has DNA from baby parts in it. That DNA can enter your cells and change your DNA. That means if you have children, that child could have DNA from the baby parts. That means your bloodline has changed. That means your family is no longer your family. That means if you are white and the baby parts are from an Asian, your child could be Asian. That means your grandchild could be Asian. That means your family bloodline has changed. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family. That means your family is no longer your family.”
- Tucker Carlson’s tweet reads:
“Could foreign DNA enter your cells through the mRNA COVID vax and change your DNA — and humanity itself — forever? Sounds nutty. It's not. ‘Absolutely that could happen,’ says Dr. Joseph Ladapo, the surgeon general of Florid…”

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Dec 5

a “Hanukkah reception“ that celebrates “50 years of Christmas at the vice president’s residence.”

nvitation card for a Reception hosted by the Vice President and Second Lady. The top half design features a dark green background with gold accents, ornate script, and a decorative illustration of a house at the top. The event is titled “The Golden Noel,” celebrating 50 years of Christmas at the Vice President’s Residence.

Written below that in white script: the vice president and Second Lady

Written below that in a different white font that is not script, it says request the pleasure of your company for a

Below that is a black rectangular box outlined in gold and written in white script, it says Hanukkah reception at the vice president’s residence

Details on a dark green background are provided at the bottom
include the date (Monday, December 15, 2025), time (7:30–9:30 PM), location (Vice President’s Residence), and attire (Cocktail).

pottymouth pup@pottymouthpup· Nov 28

Puppy cuddles & a nice quilt working overtime to make up for this shitshow of a football game