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ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 15d

Ha ha ha yes YES

Screenshot of the weather app. It's going to rain for most of the day

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 15d

Yesssss fuck me up with a cool rainy day!

Screenshot of Google weather app. The forecast for tomorrow, Friday, is a high of 68°F and 75% chance of rain

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 18d

xcel no why

Screenshot of the ecobee smart thermostat app. It show current temp as 77°F and eco+, xcels smart thermostat thing set at 79°F

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 23d

Somebody ran around Longfellow and painted up all these temporary traffic signs and it rocks

Photo of a residential street with several construction signs. The back of the signs are all spray paint with cartoon faces that sort of look like the cookie monster in various colors

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 23d

Screenshot of a fake text message exchange with Zohran Mamdani in which he very casually asks for $50

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 24d

2 lessons in to learning to sail keel boats

meme of a cat sitting at a table weering a business suit reading the newspaper. At the bottom of the image large text reads 'I should buy a boat'

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 27d

Ebikes do make time outside more tolerable on smokey days, but eyes burned for an hour or two after

Selfie of a white guy sitting up while riding a bike. He has a helmet, sunglasses and a respirator/mask on

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· 29d

They're calling it 'the sandwich of the summer'

Photo of a tomato, mayonnaise and basil sandwich in front of a window with a sunny backyard

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jul 14

apropos of nothing

This is a Calvin & Hobbes meme template based on a four-panel comic. The text in the middle panels is typically replaced with different topics and categories, making this a reusable meme template where someone presents an increasingly elaborate theory that reduces many subjects to a small set of underlying concepts.

In the first panel, Calvin's dad says, "Talking about current events? I'll show you something interesting."

In the second panel, he tells Calvin, "See all political issues are about gender or religion. Sports? Religion. War in the Middle East? Gender." Calvin replies, "Yeah..."

In the third panel, he continues: "The environment? Religion. Inflation? Gender. MAHA is actually religion but organized religion is actually politics and therefore gender."

In the final panel, Calvin is shown lying awake in bed, staring into the darkness still thinking about what his dad said.

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jun 22

Opening card of the 2003 Master & Commander

April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jun 21

Khajit has wares if you have coin

Photo of a black cat looking up at the camera next to a collection of pottery on display for sale

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jun 20

Bsky.com doesnt allow uploads in chat yet so I'm posting thing just to share in a DM with @michaelblack.bsky.social . If you're not @michaelblack.bsky.social , carry on.

A close up of a colored drawing of a horse with a slightly cheeky expression on its face

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jun 14

Local tomato freaks wildin out about this one

Photo of a sandwich with a pile of tomato and basil on a bagel

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jun 11

Twisting my arm with these cat pics... What high level fashion advice do you give to guys with thinner legs? Used to not be as much of a deal but now that my middle age weight is kicking i, I feel disproportionate

Screenshot of a receipt for donating to Friends of Cat Bear Rescue

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Jun 10

hell yeah

Photo of a blooming catalpa tree with a sunny sky

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· May 5

If you're in or near Longfellow, take a stroll down 32nd between Minnehaha and 36th Ave. Streets lined with crabapple trees that are popping off Unless you're an allergy sufferer. Then don't, I guess

Photo of a residential street lined with red and white flowering trees

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 23

Resident bunny still hanging around

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 22

Springtime

Photo yellow and orange 'broken' tulips in front of a brick wall. There's a little bunny hiding under them out of focus

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 22

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 19

Venn Brewing's Zenn Paloma mocktail is too good. Draining these things

Photo of a cann of a beverage next to the The Onion with a hearth in the background

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 19

Screw you, OXO. Enshittification can take many forms

Photo of 2 food storage containers next to each other. The lid on one has slightly larger radius corners and so will not work for the other

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 17

Another Merlin siting yesterday. They're practically a dime-a-dozen through May. Almost like Longfellow's a great nest for Merlins..

A medium-sized bird of prey sitting in a tree with no leaves

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 17

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Apr 5

Neighborhood's going to hell

Screenshot of the app 'Citizen' with a reported .. incident (?) : Looking for a man who has recently drunk milk . There's a pin by Heroic Games & Goods (RIP) on 35th St & Minnehaha Ave in Minneapolis

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Mar 26

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Mar 23

Some live BDSM (bass, drum, and saxophone music)

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Mar 12

Could this be a solution?

A map similar to that of the post in the screenshot but the arabian peninsula is styled like the map from the game Kentucky Route Zero, and labeled Route 65 with 'Equus Oils' highlighted as a milestone

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Mar 11

To be fair to the writers, it opens up like pac-man for installation. Once it's on the line, it looks more like... a ball.

Photo of a man wearing hi-viz construction gear standing in the middle of a snowy road holding a small silver ball that's partially opened - kind of like pac-man

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Mar 10

This post brought to you by this, the strangest, yet tasty , sandwich I've made to date: Sauted onions, tomatoes, and spinach, pecorino cheese, hummus + dukkah

An open face sandiwch on a cutting board, with sauted onions, tomatoes, and spinach, pecorino cheese, hummus + dukkah

ibuprofen enthusiast@premiumfrye· Mar 4

What the fuck is with the new Subaru outback. Did some exec require it look as evil and ugly as possible?