Will Greeenwald

@presocial

Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, righteous fury and occasional fiction stories at Presocial.Network. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.

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Will Greeenwald@presocial· 13d

Truly fascinated by the split on the subway between AI ads and "Fuck AI" ads.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· 20d

IT IS VIGO VON DOOM, SCOURGE OF LATVERIA!

Avengers Doomsday poster with the painting of Vigo from Ghostbusters 2

Will Greeenwald@presocial· 29d

This would make him the coolest mayor ever to me.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jul 11

Ladies? Is this true?

The latest, known as “ballmaxxing,” has men injecting fluids like saline or Surgilube into their testicles to increase their size. Some proponents say that ballmaxxing helped inflate their testicles to the size of grapefruits.

But the question on everyone’s mind is, “Why?”

Some say that increasing their scrotum size makes them feel more masculine and confident, while others claim they believe women prefer larger testicles. Some have also suggested that ballmaxxing can enhance sexual pleasure and performance.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jul 9

Vision and Wanda from Wandavision, the "but what is grief but love persevering?" meme

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jul 6

I hope all of you have a good day today, but especially Ace Combat Dog.jpg. Because he's a good boy.jpg, and should have a good day too.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jul 1

YOU ARE NOT ZERO COOL AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ZERO COOL!

Dade Murphy, alias Zero Cool, alias Crash Override in Hackers, wearing a weird headset.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jul 1

A cybertruck saying "armored car services" is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

A Tesla Cybertruck owned by an armored car services company in midtown Manhattan

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jun 30

This is genuinely the Backrooms remembering the Arc de Triomphe.

A poorly constructed arch at the Great American State Fair.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jun 25

I didn't get the He-Man Castle Grayskull popcorn bucket, but I NEED the Spider-Man: Brand New Day Jizz Cone popcorn bucket.

Will Greeenwald@presocial· Jun 23

Jax, look, I know we don't get along, but Kane Parsons is officially the youngest director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend. He is only 20 years old.