I went pretty big with this one. So 3pm on July 30th - that's today for me now but whenever the rest of y'all catch up - me & Ptes are finishing Myst. Then Saturday is Odaiba Day so I've got this bonus episode. And then late Saturday/early Sunday I'll have the FP for the next regular episode.

If you can identify all 73 tapes that I've got up so far you... win? I guess?

So it's gonna work like this: Monday, July 27th - regular episode, Zeram and other Keita Amemiya stuff Tuesday, July 28th - videro games, gonna play Myst with Ptes Wednesday, July 29th - Shin Godzilla's 10th anniversary, probably a half episode but maybe a RoG encore?

new no no: the song parodies for it came from tubi all have to be pixies

I think that if you boiled it down to its essentials, the most Cascadian movie you could possible make would be a bunch of wacky characters wearing flannel telling stories aboot bigfoot sightings while drinking coffee in a teriyaki shop.

oh shit I forgot to post the #JulysixthPark freak preview

just read the alt text I don't have time to explain this whole thing

So next Monday is July 6th so I'll be doing a Julysixth Park episode. But before that is the last anniversary season special, a bonus Saturday episode that marks 1 year of Freak Previews, the Freak Preview Review. I'm going to rewatch all 50 of them I've made in the past year.

Next week will be two years since I started this show. Haven't missed a single Monday yet. It's the very first show I ever planned, but never actually did, because the G-1.0 dub came out and I thought the newest Godzilla was a better first episode choice than Versus.

oh yeah, Jaws and maybe we'll throw it to the wheel for A picture but come on... unless I find a movie with an 8 headed shark it's probably gonna be 5 headed shark, right? As sure as I'm good Jaws is.

This is why power rangers 2 is taking so long

Would've had this finished earlier but Vegas crashed no less than four times while editing this 90 second video and with the constant (every couple of minutes) freezing it took me 6 hours in total. I'm ossifally upgrading this computer to the single greatest threat to my sanity and happiness.

Time to get back on that freak horse again. If we don't land on Hoshi 35 this time I'm gonna make THIS face --> >:(

Also this is the monster I came up with yesterday to send through the Satanic Steampunk Golemizer to attack the Earth. His name is King King and his dorsal spines are little tin army men that deploy from the spectral crown which is the very idea of power. He's 10 times stronger than your monster.

it's a stegosaurus

I knew I'd end up making lil photo collage thingies. Day 1: Rampage (The Movie) Day 2: You Weren't Going to Listen Anwyas The alt text is part of it.

Happy Haruoween! King Kong in the last week before Deathiversary again? Am I running out of ideas after nearly two years? Uh... n-no. The extended edition is three hours, yeah. Over, actually. It's aboot as long as the Peter Jackson one. So no bonus stuff, unless you count Jeff Bridges as a bonus.

I had doubts aboot Cheech & Chong Meet Jason, but I'm happy to say that the synchs were incredible and I succeeded in my mission to get a glimpse of a timeline we missed out on. Yes I was super high, but who watches these movies sober? I'm bringing it back in Halloween with A&C meet Frankenstein.

Anwyas after last night's post-show "watching funny youtube videos high in bed for a couple hours before falling asleep" session I feel more excited to get back to Aliens than I had been... even if I honestly care more aboot the eyeball monster. I want the song parody segment to be collaborative.

The cool thing aboot being a priestess of Godzilla is that they're very good at speaking for themselves, so there's not much more I can add, BUT, I'll have a segment on the trailer on 420 either way. Other bonus stuff: 1. Written Segment 2. Green Segment 3. Mario 64 maybe? It'll be awesome.

The is a new category of FP where I just make little weird minute long edits and don't actually say explicitly what the schedule is. But it's Labyrinth and Mirror Mask and maybe an Alice, too.

Flat earthers? Boring. Creationists? Yawn. THIS is my new obsession. This is absolutely incredible. Godzilla can control the weather. The dialogue referenced is Shinkichi & Hagiwara insisting the destruction on Odo Island was caused by Godzilla and not just the hurricane. I am COMPLETELY baffled.

This is on the power scaler wiki. Because Godzilla attacked the Eiko-Maru in the Pacific Ocean, and because Dr. Yamane drew a picture of Godzilla in a trench, that means Godzilla was standing on the ocean floor when they attacked a fishing boat. No other possible way to interpret this, I'm afraid.

florp plorvor

I'm BACK to life Evanessence and BACK in the Freak Preview game baybee~! New No-No: I only make freak previews on Mondays before the show. Saves stress, stranger results, we go on because it's 11:30, you get it. Unfortunately I can't... tell you... what's next week. It's kind of a bit. Kind of.

I got my account back and I feel like living is fun again right on the... well it's not technically the equinox but it's the closest Monday and I didn't want to do a bonus episode so today's the equinox fuck you. 🐛🦋🐞🪲🌿☘️🍀🌷🌻 Oh I'm talking aboot Eva btw. People are weird aboot Eva, it's creepy.

And this is me having to deal with Discord's complete and utter contempt of decency. The alt text is like poetry I'm warning you.

Next Monday is more Mystic Knights

Oh right, so this is what I'm doin' today The episodes I have down here as "musts" are: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 13, 14, 18, 31, 32, 33, 35, 50, & the Anno fan film The "maybes" are: 10, 21, 23, 34, 37, 38, & 51 How many of the extra episodes we do depends on how much Ultraman Jack I can stand!

ready for greenween \o/