Conservation of Anger Momentum

@primarylupine

Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.

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Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· 21d

A colorful cartoon illustration featuring the electronic music duo Daft Punk in black leather suits. On the right, the silver-helmeted robot holds a unimpressed-looking monkey wearing a striped sombrero, while red heart shapes glow on his visor. On the left, the gold-helmeted robot with a yellow smiley face visor leans over to gently pet the monkey. The background features dynamic diagonal stripes in shades of orange, pink, purple, and blue. The illustration depicts a mondegreen of some hearing the robot voices in "Get Lucky" repeating "We rub a Mexican monkey".

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jul 12

A simple, whimsical blue marker drawing on a white surface depicting a potato styled as the Pope. The cartoon potato character has a smiling face with little eyes, dots for potato "eyes" or details on its body, and is wearing a tall papal mitre hat and a robe. It holds a small staff in one hand. Below the drawing, the handwritten word "POPETATO" is written in all capital letters.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jul 11

A stylized painting depicting Stephen Colbert as a heroic paladin in patriotic armor against a stormy, dramatic sky. He wears full plate armor accented with gold stars, a blue cape, and large shoulder guards adorned with American flag stars and stripes. In his right hand, he wields a glowing sword wrapped in bright yellow flames, with a crossguard shaped like a bundle of golden arrows. In his left arm, he holds a shield painted with red and white stripes, featuring a prominent, fierce bald eagle's head at the bottom. The artist's signature "LOCKWOOD 2007" is visible in the bottom-left corner.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jul 10

A vintage, sepia-toned photograph showing a large, inflated parade balloon shaped like a stylized man floating high above a crowded city street. The balloon character has large, wide eyes, a small mustache, and simple outstretched arms and legs. Below, a dense crowd of people, mostly wearing hats, watches the parade. In the background, multistory city buildings, billboards, and a theater marquee are visible under a pale sky. The photo is framed by dark corner mounts, giving it the appearance of an old scrapbook page.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jul 8

Serpents, and spiders, tail of a rat… Call in the spirits, wherever they're at! Rap on a table, it's time to respond… Send us a message from somewhere beyond!

A meme featuring Madame Leota from Disney's Haunted Mansion, depicting a disembodied woman's head with wild, glowing blue and green hair inside a crystal ball resting on a table. The crystal ball is flanked by several lit, melting white candles in a dark, dimly lit room. Superimposed over the image is bold white text in a Disney-inspired font that reads: "TALKED WITH MITCH MCCONNELL FOR 20 MINUTES TODAY".

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 27

America, where in the same state, one set of parents face jail for starving their child, whilst another for feeding theirs to death. 🤷🏽‍♀️

A mobile screenshot of a news article from abc12.com. The main headline reads, "Flint Twp. 7-year-old dies weighing 255 lbs.; parents charged with 2nd-degree murder," authored by Terry Camp and updated on June 25, 2026. Below the headline is a large, central photo of a young, smiling child with light brown hair. Above the main headline, there is a smaller, unrelated video overlay showing a woman in an orange jumpsuit in a courtroom, with the caption, "Bay City mother bound over to trial in child starvation case." Social media sharing icons are visible at the bottom of the screen.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 24

For the record, that's three degrees cooler than central Phoenix right now.

Screenshot of the Weather Underground app, displaying conditions for Phoenix, AZ. It's 108F with scattered rain on the radar.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 24

A meme showing Hugh Jackman on the left in a suit, holding a cup of coffee and smiling, with a shaggy humanoid bovine on the right holding a large axe.

Caption: KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

HUGH JACKMAN (left), HUGE YAKMAN (right)

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 24

The way the is got truncated in the timeline was hilarious, and if had happened, would've been a great thing. (the original got deleted for an incorrect date)

A screenshot of a Chris Murphy post, where Bluesky has cut off the last line, implying Trump killed Tom Homan.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 21

Si Quæris Genus Amœnam, Circumspice

A blue Michigan state flag with the state seal of two deer, an eagle, a shield showing a man on a lake, and the state motto "Si Quæris Peninsulam Amœnam Circumspice". The flag has square wrinkles similar to how people display pride flags.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 18

One box of spirals (the best) Kraft Dinner, and one can of Wolf (no beans) chili, equals 😋

A top-down, close-up shot of a large pink plastic bowl filled with a thick, orange-brown noodle dish, macaroni mixed with chili. A silver metal spoon rests inside the mixture on the right side. The sides of the pink bowl are messy with smeared sauce. In the background, a small portion of a kitchen sink and a blue Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box are visible but out of focus.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 15

The one that speaks to mine:

A magazine ad from the 1960s, boasting the virtues of peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. An array of treats are laid out in a 2x3 grid below jars of skippy and hellmann's. They include bacon, pickles, eggs, onions, pineapple, apples, and one made up like a clown face with olives for eyes.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 15

🤏

A very blue, very bloated joe rogan standing in front of the white house holding a microphone. His blue tie is very short.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 14

I have acquired @mcchris.bsky.social and @megaran.com merch. 💸

A man wearing a black cap, glasses, and a graphic t-shirt stands behind a merchandise table, looking down at his phone. The table is filled with illustrated posters, pins, and art prints illuminated by small desk lamps. The background features a wire mesh grid wall covered in patterned wallpaper, with additional merchandise like t-shirts and a "Mega Ran" poster hanging up.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 11

What about throwing a barrel at it?

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 10

Tom Baker as the Fourth Doctor in his floppy hat and scarf, appearing frightened, meme text: EVEN THE DOCTOR CAN'T FIX THIS MESS

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 9

The Vigo one reminds me of a poster on the wall of my office years ago.

A framed vertical poster hanging on a wall, featuring a humorous, dramatic portrait of a small, cheerful tabby kitten's head photoshopped onto the body of a warrior wearing full, dark metallic armor.

The kitten has an open-mouthed, excited expression, contrasting with the intense, dark fantasy setting. The armor is segmented and studded, with hands resting on hips in a powerful stance. The background depicts a smoky, apocalyptic landscape with dark ruins and a glowing, fiery sky casting a dramatic light on the character.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 7

Totally tempted to buy one of these just to get kicked out of a furry convention for throwing it at fursuiters.

A textured dodgeball with a red hemisphere on top, a white hemisphere on the bottom, separated by a black line and circle. It's a pokeball.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· Jun 2

Look here, mister...

An outdoor patio area viewed from beneath a covered archway, featuring a red metal picnic table, an orange trash can, and misting lines spraying a fine fog from the roofline. In the background, a multi-story apartment or hotel building sits across a landscaped courtyard with trees, grass, and a streetlamp under a pale blue sky.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· May 31

Dunno why, but some little kids were yelling it, and I had to encourage their silliness.

A hand-drawn sketch in black marker on a torn, irregular piece of light-colored paper, set against a dark, textured background. The drawing depicts a stylized bird with a curved body reminiscent of a banana, standing on two simple legs with three-toed feet. The bird features a pointed beak, a small eye, a dark crest or patch on its head, markings on its wing, and a feathery tail. Written in capital letters above the drawing is the word "CHICKEN", and below it is the word "BANANA!" with an exclamation point.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· May 17

My attempt to doodle it in googly notes. It's installed in a Class C, 26ft motorhome. The black outline is general the mattress shape, the blue is pillows and sheets. Brown is the bathroom wall and folding door, green is the shower, toilet, and sink (top to bottom). Scale is not exact.

A simple digital drawing depicting a bed from a top-down view, alongside a partial view of a secondary element on the right. The bed is outlined in a thick black border and features white sheets, two bright blue rectangular pillows at the top, and a large bright blue blanket covering the lower two-thirds. To the right of the bed, a thick, curved brown line separates the bed from three solid green rectangular shapes arranged vertically on a white background.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· May 16

Learned two things tonight. One, there's a local makerspace that organizes a nighttime neighborhood bike ride once a month, and two, I can keep a bike vertical after ingesting two pints of 9% "Full Moon" wheat ale. (I wasn't drinking on the ride, but at the bar meet afterwards) 🥴

An image taken from a low perspective behind a group of people participating in a night bicycle ride down a paved alleyway or side street.

In the foreground, a man in a light-colored t-shirt, camo shorts, and a baseball cap rides a red bicycle on the left, casting a long shadow to his left. To his right, a woman with long dark hair wears a backpack and rides a bicycle with bright under-glow lighting that illuminates the pavement below her.

Further ahead, several other cyclists ride away from the camera in a loose column, some with rear safety lights visible. The street is bordered on the left by a long, plain white building with a thick red horizontal stripe near its base. On the right, a dark fence line is topped with barbed wire, and a couple of tall palm trees stand against the dark, clear night sky. A utility pole with streetlights is visible further down the road, casting light on the group.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· May 14

Found the perfect companion for my butter pillow.

A bright red light plush lobster sits atop a yellow stick of butter pillow with blue letters reading "BUTTER". They both sit on a dark blue, frumpy bedsheet. Small remote controls for lights and a fan are in the corner.

Conservation of Anger Momentum@primarylupine· May 10

Me, holding these in front of a confused child, asking, "Can you tell me what musical instrument this is?" Child: 😰 Me: "Tuba. Two-ba Nana." Child: ❓ 😕 ❓ Their dad: 😆 "I'm totally stealing that joke."