comfort foods@primpker· 5d They're calling him the most "Graduating from Lewis and Clark with an English degree" president ever.
comfort foods@primpker· 28d Kid keeps trying to get me to read this book he found in a free library to him and I am struggling to explain to him why I can't
comfort foods@primpker· Jun 24 Drunkenly explaining to the other drunk dads what my kid likes.
comfort foods@primpker· Jun 10 If I was British, I would describe you thusly
comfort foods@primpker· Jun 9 I tell myself I will never feel shame about my child but if he pulls this shit I'm disowning him.
comfort foods@primpker· May 26 Yeah I'm a "start-up" in need of "fuel"
comfort foods@primpker· May 19 This guy is about to ask you if he can crash on your couch.
comfort foods@primpker· Apr 26 I have a $20 billion plan to unravel the deeper mysteries of the universe, but their thing is cute too.
comfort foods@primpker· Mar 26 This preworkout is about to do a hate crime on me.
comfort foods@primpker· Mar 22 Grover has fallen in love with a snow golem.
comfort foods@primpker· Mar 10 That would be a beautiful name for a baby girl ❤️
comfort foods@primpker· Mar 10 Dying like this is the greatest way to be respected by your students forever. Dude is going to get a memorial bathroom stall.
comfort foods@primpker· Jan 10 "Ningbo Tooky Toy Co." is my activation phrase
