Princess Pretty Girl
@princessprettygirl
Harper,28,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI I woxld never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure Venmo: Harpingonthehaters
alright thank you here is a recipe from the national canners association's 1944 practical recipes using canned foods please let me know if you need information as a canned food shopper i have a hookup in the 1940s national canners association
Honestly yeah fuck every other brand i'm ride or die SLOAN toilet valves their superior construction gives me the confidence and ergonomic grip i need when half kneeling in a men's public restroom during my time i set aside for private hobbies
1) Oh it's so terrible how sexist ads in the 60s used to be 2) Not to be a freak but where did little mama's other shoe go 👅
Sorry but if this isnt what you see when you look at these two images than you're not woke enough
lowkey i've never seen a photo that so succinctly shows what it feels like make people laugh as a girl
Starting off every sentence with "I call it the Madman Theory"
Never let them know your next move was invented by tricky dick himself
I look a woman you've been hiding the concept of nuclear war from but it's cuban missile crisis time so you have to break the news to me and you decide to in our new bomb shelter that i thought was going to be a sex dungeon so you had me read this magazine in there and now im like devastated and mad
POV: I'm your cuban missile crisis pilled girlfriend and I'm asking you to build me a bomb shelter so we can survivalmog the soviets
I don't know why but the international sign for a muster point is deeply unsettling to me but also would make a cute tattoo on my butt check
not even the only bird in the book after the appendix there's this shorebird?
another look at the sick twisted people richard nixon was trying to protect us from