Probable Caws

@probablecaws

Jewish. Father to two children and one dog. Husband to one wife. Attorney maligning officers for sport. Gamer/geek. One time martial artist. Dad jokes. He/him. Magneto made some valid points.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws· 20d

Han Solo: How are we doing?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?

Probable Caws @probablecaws· 20d

“Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.”

Probable Caws @probablecaws· 22d

Alternatively…

This meeting could have been a fist fight

Probable Caws @probablecaws· 24d

Batman say: “An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon…Bees. My G-d.”

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jul 11

::Dad Voice:: What is going on in here?

Two posts from my feed: one reads “Doink!” The next reads “Not the DOINK 😭😭😭”. I don’t know what the fuck is going on

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jul 11

Mr. Burns from the Simpons stands in front of a large bookshelf, in what is clearly his personal library. The caption reads "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jul 11

My favorite 18th century French political intrigue/murder mystery/horror/kung fu/probably some other stuff I'm forgetting movie

Poster for Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte Des Loups)

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jul 9

Grandpa Simpson saying "I"ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri."

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jun 19

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Jubilation Lee, aka, Jubilee of the X-Men, onetime vampire, full time mom.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jun 15

EVERY DAY IS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jun 7

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jun 3

Post an album you have listened to 100 times. (It's probably more than that)

The cover to Tori Amos's Little Earthquakes album.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jun 2

Panel from the webcomic Order of the Stick: Belkar, the halfling chef, is grilling some steaks, and shouting “No, you’re a homophone,” at an irritated looking human chef.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· May 23

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Title font that reads: Little Rodent Climate Warriors

Probable Caws @probablecaws· May 23

Star Trek: Voyager title card, with the title "Episode VI: Return of the Jedi." I barely watched Voyager, but I had to commit to the bit.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· May 23

DS9 Title Card, showing the titular station, with the title "Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back"

Probable Caws @probablecaws· May 23

TNG Title Card, showing the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D, with the title "Episode IV: A New Hope."

Probable Caws @probablecaws· May 17

Mayor Fisk could not be reached for comment.

Headline from the Economist reads: Daredevil holidays are becoming thrillingly popular.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Apr 25

Three panels of a comedian asking

“If you punch a Nazi , who’s next?”

“Hopefully more Nazis…why would you”

“Why would you only punch one? That doesn’t seem right…”

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Apr 15

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Avery Brooks played Benjamin Sisko on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1996)

Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko pretending to be Gabriel Bell during the Eponymous Bell Riots

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Apr 10

The "Sickos" cartoon, but it's French, so the guy is saying "Oui...Hon Hon Hon...Oui!"

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Mar 26

Quote with a better magic system than HP

The cover of the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition, Tome of Magic.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Mar 22

Here's another

An antisemitic political cartoon showing the Rothschilds puppeteering philanthropist George Soros, who is further puppeteering U.S. military leaders.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Mar 22

The artwork that we are discussing showed Bibi (again, a Jew) as a puppetmaster controlling Trump (not a Jew). This is an incredibly common antisemitic trope with a long history. Here's one example.

A Russian anti-semitic propaganda poster showing a Jewish puppet-master manipulating what appear to be caricature's of a Russian and a Chinese person (I can't quite se because of the image size) into fighting each other.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Mar 21

I have always made it abundantly clear to my children that, while I will tolerate quite a bit, fucking with my glasses is a hard line that should never be crossed. See also, Calvin and Hobbes.

A four panel comic of a conversation between Calvin and his dad.
One
Calvin: Dad, if you threw a snowball at someone but deliberately missed, would that be 'bad'?

Two
Dad: Well, yes, i suppose that would be provoking. So yes, it would be a little bad.
Calvin: As bad as if you'd hit the person?

Three
Dad: No, not that bad. But worse than if you hadn't thrown it at all.
Calvin: Suppose you just grazed the person. How bad would that be?

Four
Calvin: Say maybe you knocked off his hat and his glasses or something.

Dad: That would mean instant death.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Mar 14

From the Princess Bridge, an exterior shot of the castle with Inigio, Fezzik, and Wesley trying to sneak away. The caption is Fezzik saying "I hope we win."

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Mar 11

Wow, he really did the line

Lisa Simpson saying "I know those words but that sign makes no sense."

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Feb 8

The "Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever" meme.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Jan 1

I’m not big into New Years stuff, but this seemed fun. Apparently, my year will be dedicated to the gospel as preached by @margaret.bsky.social.

Probable Caws @probablecaws· Dec 23