probablyRob

@probably-rob

I only post here because I was banned on the Jeremy Renner app™️

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probablyRob@probably-rob· 5d

And that man’s name was Wilt Chamberlain

Q: How many individuals take advantage of birth tourism?
Trump: I'll tell you right now, hundreds of thousands. You have one man came in with a family had said he had 56 children. Another one came in—they said they had 98 children

probablyRob@probably-rob· 14d

You might not want to be so flippant about Heaven

Hannity: Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar a Lago. It may even be a little bigger. He may have a little more gold in the Oval Office in his mansion in heaven. And I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. because you would wanna obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life, you, Mr. President.

Revelation 21:22-27
22 I saw no temple in it, for the Lord God the Almighty and the Lamb are its temple. 23 And the city has no need of the sun or of the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God has illumined it, and its lamp is the Lamb. 24 The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it.
25 In the daytime (for there will be no night there) its gates will never be closed; 26 and they will bring the glory and the honor of the nations into it; 27 and nothing unclean, and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb's book of life.

probablyRob@probably-rob· 14d

Apparently the Speaker of the House is not familiar with the concept of imprecatory prayer

Right Wing Watch:
House Speaker Mike Johnson says he grows more confident "with each passing day" that the GOP will retain control of Congress. Why? "This is a God thing.
We have intercessory prayers who are on the ground at the Capitol praying."

probablyRob@probably-rob· 19d

Workers of the world(s) unite!

Musk said he wanted a Star Trek version of the future, which is also a
version of the future that is routinely referred to as "space communism."

probablyRob@probably-rob· 23d

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Entrepreneur starts a small business that has a few safety violations

probablyRob@probably-rob· 24d

Mmm hmm

Stephen Miller looking about as weird as humanly possible

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jul 3

The Department of Justice just issued a correction to the previous post

No, child predator will find safe haven in the United States

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jul 2

Everyone is saying Trump has gone crazy because of this, but it’s actually a very simple mistake - his conversation was with Teddy RUXPIN

Teddy Ruxpin was not the President, nor did he build the Panama Canal. At least not as far as I am aware.

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jul 2

Life was hard for the average person in the Middle Ages, but at least they didn’t have to put up with this

An email from Walgreens saying my prescription was due for a refill, followed by 3 emails saying my prescription is delayed because it’s too soon for a refill

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jun 25

Training is progressing. I’m up to 0,4 elephants now. As soon as I reach 1.0 elephants, Operation Dumbo Heist is a go.

A screenshot from my workout app showing that I lifted 2400 pounds, which is 0.4 elephants

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jun 22

MTRPBA doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue

A Trump MAGA style hat with the phrase “Make the reflecting pool blue again”

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jun 21

Got it

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jun 21

C’mon you’ve all been wondering but were too afraid to ask

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jun 21

“The straits are open” they said. “Come on out for a little cruise. No tolls”. Sure, sounds like fun. So off I go on a nice little day trip. But guess what shows up in the mail a few days later?

Strait of Hormuz Maritime Toll Authority - Official Toll Invoice - Total Amount Due $18,000

probablyRob@probably-rob· Jun 19

Juneteenth is a day for celebrating freedom. African Americans were living in slavery, even though they had been set free, because they hadn’t heard the good news yet. That sounds a lot like salvation through Jesus to me. 1/2