I spent the night with my boyfriend and girlfriend recently and their kitten Zelda did this almost immediately

Ugh, my computer is so gay y'all

Teen wanted to try cutting a design in my hair since I'm keeping my head relatively shaved for medical reasons (hair keeping something away from treatment area) and wellllllllllllll they're turning 17 soon. Happy birthday Birb, I'm wearing 6 7 on my head for a week for you kid 😘

You too, hmm?

.................................. yay i could have seen that coming but i didn't want tooooo..........................................

LOGGING ON

Here's my face (please ignore my laundry)

Look at this goober. What an absolute unit

Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally

POTATO CHEESE WAFFLE WITH GREEN ONION I just took my first bite and hooooly fuck these are good

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

We are up to similar shenanigans

"Thanks for saving my life after I took a huge shit on your shorts" and other things this lizard definitely didn't say

I return from my hiatus with this very important message

I wish this would get LESS relevant for a change

Jeremy I am so tempted to eat this entire loaf, but I am being good and sharing a slice or two to the fam I'll make them a gluten loaf tomorrow maybe? But good fuck this came out good

Crested bullhead shark. I must learn about them

My nephew and I have been taking walks in the morning around dawn and also at sunset sometimes and anyway he takes some amazing pictures, that kid

Someone got me this as a winter holiday gift a y'all I can't fucking wait

Apparently I am a dryadoligist (Emily Wilde)

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I've ALWAYS been this color, there's just a lot more grey in it presently. The first thing ever said about my hair was directly after I was born and it was that I needed a haircut already 😂😂

By Lucas S Jones from his book "I Still Believe In Miracles"

By the way, this is Fred and Damien, my two successfully pirated pineapples. Fred is from the gas station, Damien is a Del Monte pineapple from the grocery store

If anyone was wondering how the brain aneurysm PTSD has been lately ... Well I still have it, that's for sure

There ya go (it was DELICIOUS, almost orgasmic)

I think I'm getting back on my bullshit y'all

This It was all so delicious and it made everyone so happy, but most especially the kid

Do you think we have enough cranberry sauce? There's 4 of us Also, please admire my pumpkin cheesecake, which I made without a recipe. It tastes amazing