MLB has him at #10 all time too. A shame - acknowledging that at home would have been a nice moment.

One day he will be gone and we won’t have his sewer main of inane, stupid, crazy, self-aggrandizing, outright dangerous, dishonest spew in 9/10 headlines every morning.

I’m reminded of Shel Silverstein’s wonderful poem “The Homework Machine”, which anticipated AI all the way back in 1981:

Best jersey-related whimsy since this gem:

I bet you could defray almost all the cost of this noble effort by letting citizens bid on who gets to push the plunger.

Pictured: the Navy’s new stealth submarine, for delivery in 2028:

Gary Larson, once again, decades ahead of his time:

This genius? Perhaps he ought to stay out of the prediction business.

Shades of Dizzy Dean in the 1934 World Series.

May as well get it over with; it's the only way the fever'll break.

One of my favourite xkcd strips: