Mom'umentally Massive
@prodigiouspurpl
Large Hydra Lady, probably loves you and hopes you're eating well! 🔞Potentially NSFW🔞 She/They, 30+, 🏳️⚧️ Married to @ruthredmane.bsky.social Poly, Size/Disability Visibility, 🇵🇸, ACAB #hydracookery for cooking posts! #hydratums for RL bbw content
Why does this awful creature give us such heinous Trump vibes? Like the resemblance is -uncanny-
What if stripey skink twinks turned into massive marshmallow stripey piles
We only have one, but it was on our upper arm and we didn't feel a thing, especially nothing that registered as "pain". We were surprised when he was done, honestly. The artist expressed that if you have cats, you're generally pretty good with being inked, but mostly depends on the body location!
We have absolutely no idea who made this, who's the original designer or who's OC/sona this is, a crediting artist, nothing. But we adore this funky little guy and his unapologetic schmooving. It's one of our favorite GIFs to just send to friends and it makes our day brighter every time we see it.
#hydratums We are prolly gonna delete these in the morning when we're feeling more sensible lmao
So @milkiestmilk.bsky.social blessed us with a lovely piece - a certain trio of tavern marms in their fine establishment, the Three Blossom Inn. Kaz is a mighty adventurer, but a hearty meal, storied recountings, and getting an eye full (or a face-full if he's lucky) is especially invigorating...!
Well that's why it causes crashes, y'know...! Targeted weapons-grade tummy strike
@inkykitsune.bsky.social a moo friend was telling us how cool you are and we pulled up your profile, had to tell you that you're not allowed to follow anyone else
We saw whales and necks mentioned and made assumptions...! These might fit better, a bit~!
It's less common with hydra'ing, but gawd do we love big plush necks...
WHY ARE THERE FIVE JARS OF PEANUT BUTTER OPEN??????? @ruthredmane.bsky.social @madderlou.bsky.social @ferinlumenax.bsky.social
Vornado club...! We've got to get some pipe cleaners to clean this little bastard better
Gabumon at Golgotha... The reasoning for the seasoning, Tsunomon will hatch anew three days past, marking the celebration of Easter and the traditional egg'ening.
Be the change you want to see in the world, show of your tits! #hydratums
In so far we've done a pomegranate and an apple juice - 3:1 ratio of bug to juice. Ferment on the counter for 2-3 days then pop in the fridge when the raisin we put in starts to float because of the carbonation. The just plain apple was -delicious- and had such a lovely carbonation.
Plump Purple Posteriors Ponderously Posed, Presenting Plentiful Pudge... Pats, please?
It's Dragon Appreciation Day, you lovely nerds. Please appreciate us in any and all capacity, we're a big gal and we need a ton to keep us going until next year. 🐉💜💋
Daily streaming of food content and we stumbled upon this amazing cardigan that Ragusea is wearing in his new aged eggnog video Holy cow we want this cardigan it's so comfy and just ~vibes~, but we can't seem to backfind it anywhere through image search. We have no idea what we're doing!
CW RL pics #hydratums Gods, gnocchi is just so decadently dense sometimes, especially when there's a couple pounds of it... We're decadently dense too, don't you think~?
Fall is craving soups! Tonight's dinner is a spicy sausage & kale soup, with fennel, white beans, and charred lemons. Some ditalini, finished with a grating of parm and some fresh cracked pepper and olive oil Really begged for some crusty bread, delicious! #hydracookery