when i update my resume

don’t know why they wouldn’t just share them back and forth if we agreed to another series also keep it up to date those years of football in the big east made me hate/love/hate pitt, and it’s a neat thing that should happen, imo

back 2 tha real me

wooooo

haha all good! i’m eating skyline right now for lunch with my son

big time astrology guy over here (i do not know what any of this means)

incredible

One of the things Grampa Ed liked to do was watch westerns. He loved the fistful of dollars trilogy, but his true love was Quigley Down Under. Tom Selleck vs Alan Rickmann in a western? Sign me the fuck up drinking crown and watching the best western ever

all of the kids all of the cousins all of the great grandkids all under one roof to celebrate the man we loved so much, who gave us so many opportunities, love, criticism when we needed it, support when we needed it, and everything else in life RIP Grampa Ed. You were the best.

can’t get this anywhere other than TQL and the schott whiffle ball classic

ahahahahahahahaha she’s perfect

goodnight from the lake

first three comments are literally jokes used in the article, posted immediately after the original article posted lmao

wouldn’t want to read the article or anything

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paddington bearcat

1 is at a lax camp i’m in my seats

RACKROOMS

is there a version for those of us who aren't really "looking ahead" but more "gazing at their own feet while shuffling forward toward their inevitable demise"? @mattdoyle.bsky.social

i like my coffee like i like my women loose

lmao what a journey this was

mexico:

yay property taxes are due again

PICCOLO GANG RISE UP