Professor Scritch
@professorscritch
Full-time academic, part-time wolf, occasional derp beagle. Professor of Psychology. Friendly doggo. TF-obsessed, NYC-based, plant-based. He/Him.
Had an amazing farm sanctuary trip with my fellow TF fanatics @rustle-woof.bsky.social and @frissonfox.bsky.social! And I love my husband, @siegferret.bsky.social, so much for joining, perhaps a bit reluctantly. Don’t worry, hun, you’ll get used to it!(🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
These IMAX 4D experiences are getting a little ridiculous! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday #TheOdyssey
They say the Sirens’ song draws men to the sea. Unfortunately for me, Odysseus’s trick didn’t work. One way or another, they’ll make sure you end up in the water. Beware! 🦭 (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday #TheOdyssey
Getting the ol' Circe treatment courtesy of @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social! 👨🏫➡️🐷 #TFEveryday #TheOdyssey
Somewhere between the bell ringing and my tail giving its first happy wag, my human thoughts began slipping away one by one. Deadlines became belly rubs, lectures became walkies, and my final worry was replaced by a more urgent question: Who has my next treat? (🎨 by @crayawn.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
I should’ve been suspicious of a keynote invitation from an unknown conference in Australia, especially when it only covered one-way travel... (🎨 by @ralphsei.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 👨🏫➡️🦘
Wait... all those “Only YOU can prevent forest fires” ads were directed at me this whole time?!?! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) 🐻🔥 #TFEveryday
Oh, to be taking a warm, relaxing bubble bath while ghost hands scrub not just the dirt, but your very humanity away... (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 🐶🛁
On a quiet porch in rural Maine, pipe smoke drifting into the evening air, listening to the breeze through the pines and daydreaming about a bear, moose, or beaver TF. #TFEveryday
Crank the Dog-Brain Meter to 11 and snap the knob clean off. (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday
Watching the trailer for Forgotten Island made me realize I need to start incorporating a "dog-brained" meter into more of my commissioned art. #TFEveryday
As I inflated the pool toy, unbeknownst to me, every breath made me lighter, rounder, and squeakier. As I fell backward, my thoughts going pleasantly hollow, it dawned on me too late: I was getting myself ready for the pool as one of its bouncy residents. (🎨 by @doggodraws.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
In the dark woods, I found what was left of my friend: Slate, an obedient stone golem bound to Wizard Aster. And soon... I’ll be Thorn, a wolf-creature made of living wood, Aster’s will erasing my own. (🎨 by @doggodraws.bsky.social, w/ @signatelli.bsky.social & @squeakmouse.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
When you step into a fairy ring as a joke, only to realize too late that it’s an actual TF trigger. As your body changes and shrinks, the path that led you here becomes overgrown and disappears, and your vacation destination becomes your new permanent home. (🎨 by @ralphsei.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
Me and the hubby decided to try a new Italian restaurant in town for my birthday. The reviews promised romance and a life-changing experience. Turns out they weren’t kidding… (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday 🐶🍝🐶
What would it feel like to TF into something so odd that your mind could barely comprehend it? Thanks, @squeakmouse.bsky.social, for helping develop Thorn, a werewolf made of living wood, transformed by a wizard and left obedient and under his control. (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
An overly kind student evaluation once referred to me as the GOAT, and now here we are! Thanks to @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social for this exceptionally cute post-TF sketch based on a photo I took last year. #TFEveryday 🧑🏫➡️🐐
Grateful for my husband’s love and understanding after my decision to allow myself to be transformed into a donkey. Despite changes to my body and mind, the wedding ring fused into the keratin of my hoof will always remind me that I belong to him. (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
Of course, the ultimate birthday present would be ending up there myself! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, coloring by me). 🎁🐮🎉 #TFTuesday
"Attention riders: 6 trains are running with delays between 125th Street and Grand Central because of unexpected permanent rat transformations. Please allow extra travel time." (🎨 by @ralphsei.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 🚋🐀
What do you mean I’m a mouse now and I STILL need glasses? Hope my vision plan covers tiny frames... (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 👓🐭
The TF-fan-to-strength-training pipeline is real! Thanks, @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, for this incredible motivational sketch! Now I’m craving a banana protein smoothie. 🍌🦍 #TFEveryday
On one of my regular pilgrimages to Balto’s statue in Central Park, I was shocked to find him gone. I climbed up to investigate, and as my limbs stiffened, I realized my mistake. Apparently, it was my turn to replace him. For how long? Who knows? (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
Should’ve read this semester’s contract more carefully. During finals, this university turns one professor into an emotional support dog to reduce student stress. They’re getting better at turning them back, though. They’ve now reached a 50% success rate! (🎨 by @hybridkane.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
Here are the closeup versions. The husband makes such a cute little kobold, love him so much! #TFEveryday
My husband offered to teach me how to play D&D, and it turns out I might have a natural talent for it. So much so that my first game ended up being his last! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday #DungeonsAndDragons
Just before my human intelligence faded for good, I managed to read aloud a few words from the spellbook my husband used to turn me into a gnoll. Lucky for him, or perhaps not, he kept his human mind and can fully appreciate his new role as my pet! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday