ProfMasseyGO

@profmasseygo

He/Him They/Them Portland, OR 🌧️ (Lauren’s Grape Poppy) Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist Community Ambassador for Pokémon GO (my opinions are my own) Play! Pokémon Professor AuDHD/OCD

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ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· 14d

She is elegance, she is grace, she is the Lauren’s Grape Poppy. This was a tight bulb last night, it popped this morning, and might be gone by tonight. Such beauty is fleeting. @devdoodle.bsky.social for obligatory garden joy posting.

A close up of a Lauren’s Grape Poppy, which is dark purple in color at the center with lighter purple on the outer parts of the pedals.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· 14d

@devdoodle.bsky.social I have to share my tomato/pepper planter now, because I love your videos. These are purple cherry tomatoes and hot peppers.

A metal tub with 4 plant cages. Each contains a separate plant of tomato or hot pepper. A bag of dirt is visible and resting against the tub. A blackberry vine is growing across the top of the furthest right plant cage.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· 25d

Lookit this cutie! The tongue 😍☠️

A German shepherd laying on a couch. They are using a squishmallow as a pillow, and is under a blanket with her front paws sticking out like she’s tucked into bed. Her tongue is slightly sticking out.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Jul 12

Ok, I was too tired to do a #GOTour2026 Day 1 wrap last night so here we go! 18 shiny for the day, a few new dex shinies I can trade to others now, 9 lucky trades including a new 100% Tinkaton with Gigaton Hammer so I can save the Elite Charged TM, and enough Mewtwo X energy to evolve my 100%!

A Pokémon GO screenshot featuring the search string “shiny&age0” showing all the shiny Pokémon this trainer caught within the last 24 hours. There are 18 Pokémon that fit this criteria including 2 Aerodactyl, Cranidos, Armando, 2 Unown, Nosepass, Bouffalant, Pidgey, Wingull, Goldeen, Jellicent, Snowver, Mewtwo, and Jynx.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Jul 4

Was feeling lucky today…

A Mega Greninja EX Gold card from Pokémon TCG.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Jun 25

Bruh. I’m a plant daddy.

A close-up of a cannabis bud growing on a plant.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Jun 21

Oh ok, Party Members, 7 hour catch pokemon challenge huh? Thanks for this 💪 #PokémonGO #TeamEvoGO

A Pokémon GO screenshot featuring 7 hours 2 minutes and 20 seconds on an incense timer

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Jun 10

Dog, did someone hex my cheese? What’s happening here?

A block of Tillamook medium cheddar cheese with a hand-drawn skull and crossbones, with the letters PRCX next to it.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Jun 7

Thanks to some invites from #TeamEvoGO community members I got a shiny Chicago Mewtwo AND a 2nd 100%. I’m so ready for Mewtwo X&Y global; just need a lot of candy now. #PokémonGO #Mewtwo

A Pokémon GO inventory screen with the search “Mewtwo&4*” which searches for 100% Mewtwo. The results are two Mewtwo, one named Mewtwo Y with cp2387 and Mewtwo X with cp4178.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 30

Herb garden start in old cardboard waste. Use base of planters to measure where to cut holes, use a sharp knife, and then press gently into it. You can place a plastic bowel full of water inside the cardboard for a faux hydroponic. After you can just plant the cardboard too.

5 small peat moss planters filled with dirt shoved into a cardboard box. They are labeled Sage, Basil, and Oregano from left to right. There are 3 sage, and one each of the other two.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 28

They’ve grown enough to move outside!! Their brothers and sisters indoors wish them luck.

Two baby tomato plants inside 2 separate planters in a yard with mostly dirt. A little grass is showing to the right.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 20

Steller’s Jay sighting!! Such a cool looking bird, but boy howdy did they NOT want me getting close to take a picture 😅

A Steller’s Jay, which is a Jay bird that is black on top and blue on the bottom, sitting on top of a wooden fence.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 11

I fucking build this with my bare hands and it’s the exact look I was going for. There should be some poppies blooming in there 😍😍

A small stick fence built around a plot of very dark soil in a grass yard with a normal sized wooden fence behind it.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 9

Just out exploring the wild, looking for Lechonk, checking the local flora. You know, the usual. #PokémonGO #LechonkCommunityDay

A picture of a man with a backpack walking down a path. He’s reaching out to touch a fern. There is OBVIOUS Pokémon accessories hanging from him.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 5

They’re so fucking cute.

An all black German shepherd on the left and a husky on the right both lay on the ground near a door outside. They’re both looking toward the camera, the German shepherd sitting more upright with their ears at attention with mouth slightly open to see her little dog chicklet front teeth.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· May 3

Me after

Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z crumpled on the ground after being absolutely thrashed by an opponent.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Apr 30

I **gotta** do a better job of sharing over here!! Look at this beauty I caught last weekend hosting the G-Max event! She’s amazing 😍

A screen capture of a perfect shiny Gengar from Pokémon GO, with Gengar’s shiny Mega form watermarked in the background like an early 90’s mall glam photo shoot.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Apr 25

I’m very proud of my babies. The other pods contain peppers and tomatoes but neither have germinated yet. These seeds sprung to life in 3-4 days. Very little work.

A seed starter device with 5 pods visible; 2 with domes on obscured by condensation and 3 without domes. The domeless ones are three freshly sprouted cannabis plants with their beginner rounded leaves and their first adult leaves poking out of the center.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Apr 11

Did some trades last night and now I have a tough decision… #PokémonGO #UltraLeague

A Pokémon GO appraisal screenshot of the Pokémon Mimikyu. It is a 3 star rating with 14 attack IVs, 14 defense IVs, and 15 HP IVs. It is a female nicknamed Rank 1 UL.

A Pokémon GO screenshot of the Pokémon Mimikyu. It is a perfect appraisal and has the lucky background.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Apr 3

She is patiently and intently waiting for her mom and bro to come back. Maya is such a good protector dog.

An all black long hair German Shepherd, facing away from the camera and looking toward a door with their ears at attention.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Apr 2

An Ultra League sorting in Pokémon GO search of perfect Pokémon including Shiftry, Talonflame, Raichu wearing a Santa hat, Mandibuzz, Umbreon, Pidgeot, Cradilly, Dachsbun, Spiritomb, Xatu, Whimsicott, and Shelgon. The search indicates a total of 18 Pokémon fit these conditions alluding to more included but not pictured in the screen shot.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Mar 22

This goes out to Afroman for his court victory. It does taste so nii-iii-iii-iiiiice.

Two lemon pound cakes sit at 90 degree angles to one another on a bright green plate resting on a countertop.

ProfMasseyGO@profmasseygo· Mar 5

These are your 4 Democratic House of Representative members who voted AGAINST reigning in Trump on Iran. If you’re in California, Ohio, Texas, or Maine, call up your local rep and give them a piece of your mind.