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pseudonym jones

@pseudonymjones

Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

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pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 5d

we got pancakes and drew a little while we waited.

An outline of a hand in blue crayon with a face drawn inside, surrounded by small blue hearts. Two duckies in red crayon, an empty tic-tac-toe grid and two “special” tic-tac-toe grids with extra-long space for everyone to get 3 in a row. “Everybody wins.” Two second game ended without X finishing her set of 3, as if someone stole her crayon in the middle of the turn so she couldn’t win.

The outline of a large hand in red crayon, with eyes, teen, and scales added to make it look like a dragon. A unicorn with blue polkadots and two sparkly magic wands faces the much larger dragon bravely. A duck stands idly by.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 7d

ok everyone be chill, I got a new swimsuit

A mirror selfie of a brown-haired woman in a floral swimsuit and black swim shorts. She has a tattoo on her thigh and is flashing some sort of transsexual hand signal

A mirror selfie of Emma from the side in the same swimsuit. She has her hand on her hip and excellent boobs. Her hair is messy. In the background there are some clothes her child threw on the floor in a frantic rush to get ready for the beach (ignore them).

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 12d

sometimes I see her

Front-facing Emma in a rainbow bralette with her hair a little poofy. Her glasses are crooked.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 13d

I set my computer (and my phone, and everything I touch) to autocorrect “--“ to “—“

Text replacement settings on an iPhone, to autocorrect “--“ to “—“

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 18d

* Kris Darling Honey Not Now Mommy Is Dunking The Court

Queen from Deltarune about to dunk Lancer like a basketball. The text “*Get Dunked On” appears in red over her head.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 19d

me @ you

Queen Deltarune says, “Wow Cool Face”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 19d

susie and noelle

a drawing of Susie and Noelle from Deltarune embracing.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 21d

drew something dumb to try and cheer myself up (minimally effective, 3/10)

A sketch of Fanlee riding on Spätzle’s shoulders, controlling her by pulling her hair. fanleetouille

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 22d

oh I actually desperately want this as a physical object I can hold in my hand

A sketch of a Worm-in-a-rock god push puppet in two states, standing up and falling over.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 25d

today’s the big bike race, right?

A sketch of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner preparing to race. Strong Bad is wearing a shark helmet and riding a bicycle, while Homestar is riding a big wheel. Strong Bad says, “I hope you and your BABY BIKE are ready to eat a moderate-to-severe amount of my dust!” Homestar replies, “you know what they say, Stwong Bad— ‘the biggew the wheel, the biggew the peel’” (inset are 3 small panels, where Homestar continues:”like ‘peeling out’?” ‘s that twack? I’m wowking on my ‘twash tawk’”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 26d

winnieposting

drawings of Winnie, a Fallout ghoul, in two outfits. The first is Oscar de la Renta - Spring 1988, a large poofy ruff covering her shoulders and upper torso over a tight black dress with gold accents, and black wig with a large bun on the top of her head. The other is Jean-Charles de Castelbajac - Fall 1996, a large black coat with bright orange accents, over a halter top and maxi skirt with a geometric floral pattern. She’s wearing strappy ballet slippers and no wig.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 26d

went shopping for some beach clothes and stumbled across this cute dress??? planned to use it as a swimsuit coverup but uh actually I’m probably just gon wear this all the time now

A mirror selfie of Emma in a red-orange dress with an elastic waist. Her hair is a little messy and the dress is a little wrinkly because she rolled out of bed to work from home and has been wearing the dress all day

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 29d

sketches from yesterday’s Fallout session. Featuring Winnie’s fit of the week, rough sketches of our whole party, and a wholly unrelated drawing of Lancer’s blood bucket from deltarune (I was replaying ch1 while newcomers rolled their characters)

A colored sketch of a Fallout ghoul in a blue leather coat tied at the waist and a pinkish wavy wig. Sketches of some additional characters (a handsome vault dweller, a shady ghoul missing half his cheek, a chipper-looking girl in a retro-futuristic space helmet, a reedy little guy in a pageboy cap, and a friendly autralian cattle dog). There is also a bucket with a spade on the side.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· 29d

A screenshot of an anonymous tumblr ask.

Anonymous asked:
You're so good at retaining solidity when drawing an object from multiple angles

Emma replies: If someone used this as a pickup line on me it would work

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jul 11

not a lot of porn sites making content for trees

A comic. A tree with a face sits in front of an iMac. The screen shows a video of a monkey eating an apple. The tree says: “not a lot of porn sites making content for trees. this is the only one I’ve found that shows the full ‘money shot.’” The video shows the monkey pooping. The tree is sweating. “Here we go…”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jul 9

less and less convincing human disguise

A mirror selfie. Emma, hair brushed, wearing a striped white top and black jeans. She’s flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal

A mirror selfie. Emma, hair slightly frizzed by the summer heat, wearing a black t-shirt with an illustration of Joan of Arc with the text “sometimes I see flames.” She’s flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jul 7

drawings we did of each other (2026, digital)

A drawing of a young girl with a messy ponytail and a big smile, drawn in bright violet

a drawing of a lady with long hair and glasses and a smile, in a deep pink

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jul 7

wanna see some photographs of a beautiful transgender woman?

A comic. A floating smartphone (“The Internet”) says, “wanna see some photographs of a beautiful transgender woman?” Spätzle replies, “is she beautiful or just 20 and rail-thin?” The Internet says, “she’s gorgeous! She’s ’mother!’ She needn’t conform to society’s standards! Over 1000 users have shared her photos with the hashtag ‘goals’” “ok,” spätzle says,”let me see.” She looks at the phone. There is a greentext caption, “>she’s 20 and rail-thin”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jul 4

I look cute tho, especially for having been out in direct sunlight on a day when it’s 101°

Emma in swimsuit, a two-piece with a floral halter and black swim shorts.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jul 1

some flowers

A drawing of Orange, Green, and Aqua from Deltarune chapter 5.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 28

let’s get ready to petscop!

a drawing of several characters from the web series Petscop. Newmakers Belle, Paul, and Martin stand around a circle with pets Amber, Randice, and Toneth. The drawing imitates the layout of a famous Ken Sugimori Pokemon illustration.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 27

the blook family (4/14/2023)

A drawing of Napstablook, Mettaton, and Mad Mew Mew from Undertale.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 24

one of the super kitties had a headache #makeaterriblecomicday2026

A sketchy comic. Goose is wolfing down an ice cream sandwich. Emma says, “slow down with that ice cream sandwich or you’ll get a headache…”

Goose replies, not stopping eating, “one of the super kitties had a headache” and Emma says, “yeah? What did they do”

Goose gives a condescending scowl and replies flatly, “they saved the day.”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 19

here, you can play with her

A drawing of Emma as a push puppet, a wooden figure with segmented limbs atop a cylindrical base held together by the tension of a string running through her. A second drawing shows her with the base depressed and the tension released in her string, so that she has collapsed.

A drawing of Emma as a push puppet, a wooden figure with segmented limbs atop a cylindrical base held together by the tension of a string running through her. A second drawing shows her with the base depressed and the tension released in her string, so that she has collapsed.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 19

push puppet

A drawing of Emma as a push puppet, a wooden figure with segmented limbs atop a cylindrical base held together by the tension of a string running through her. A second drawing shows her with the base depressed and the tension released in her string, so that she has collapsed.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 15

Winnie taking a bath in a clawfoot tub full of glowing-green liquid. She looks at you with one eye open.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 14

Robin @assumptionprime.bsky.social is running a little game of the Fallout TTRPG and I got to play as Winnie, my fashion ghoul, for the first time

“Winnie Throckmorton-Hoffstadtler-Salazar-Engels” several sketches of a dessecated humanoid woman. Her eyes are sunken, her skin is grey and tattered, her nose is missing. She is wearing bright, colorful outfits, each with a disparate wig and glasses.

Winnie in additional looks, poolside and formal. There are sketches of her in work wear and sort of a club outfit. There is also a sketch of her without her typical accoutrements — without a wig you can see her head is bald save for a few patchy clumps of hair.

Winnie in a pink jumpsuit and work gloves, with goggles and a bright greenish wig. A sketch of a two-headed cow with the name “dolce & gabana (sic)”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 12

I just wanted to draw Swan Boy and Rona having a nice walk

a sketch of Swan Boy and Rona walking. Swan Boy isn’t paying attention and is about to step on a rake with a large knife tied to it. Rona anxiously considers warning him.

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 9

I just think it would be fun if it went like

Deltarune fanart. The Knight, having removed their hood, is revealed to be Noelle. She waves sheepishly and says, “uh, he~y susie…” Susie stares at her wide-eyed and sweating, brandishing her axe shakily. Over her head is the caption, “(indescribable mixture of confusion, fear, anger, and intense lesbianism)”

pseudonym jones@pseudonymjones· Jun 7

Two text messages to my wife. “When you get back can I just sit on the back porch by myself and drink my coffee for a minute” (there’s a thumbs-up react), “I really need a break from the one run-on sentence she’s been saying over the last four hours”