Patrick

@ptcurley

Gay. Geographer. Getting by in Detroit.

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Patrick@ptcurley· 28d

Saw Posh Spice at the World Cup and thought, “I haven’t watched Spice World in forever.”

Title screen for Spice World with each of the Spice Girls in silhouette in a colored column.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jul 11

My conspiracy theory is that they transplanted McConnell’s face from his corpse onto someone else and they’re waiting for the bruising to go away.

Poster for the movie Face Off with John Travolta and Nick’s Cage’s half lit headshots.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 26

Did anyone else know that Heinz made a freestyle machine for sauces? www.kraftheinzawayfromhome.com/foodservicer...

A red refrigerator cabinet with Heinz branding. It has a touchscreen that reads, “Thousands of Heinz combinations.” Below the screen is a dispensing recess.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 25

I think this spare drive for my NAS has accumulated more value than my VHS copy of the Star Wars trilogy.

An open cardboard box containing a 4 tb hard drive in its anti static packaging. It is next to a shrink wrapped VHS copy of the original Star Wars trilogy.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 22

Looks like they might be busy.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 21

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 15

Pam Poovey eating shellfish looking motherfucker.

Cartoon image of a woman in anaphylaxis with an epipen in her neck. She’s blonde and wearing a green dress with pearls.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 14

Went to the farmers market today but the vegetables aren’t vegetables yet.

Patrick@ptcurley· Jun 5

I just claim Terpsichore irrespective of her original assignment.

Olivia Newton-John as a muse in Xanadu. Her hands are at the sides of her face and she is surrounded by a purple halo.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 30

I’m getting breaking Detroit news from Reddit now. At least it’s cars crashing into the airport and not airplanes.

A screencap of a Reddit post. The picture is a famous one of President Bush being informed of the second airplane crash on 9/11. The post reads, “Sir a second car had driven into the Evans Terminal at DTW.”

Patrick@ptcurley· May 24

This is a pizza peel for Klingons.

An aluminum disk, perforated with slits, bolted to a handle.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 22

The spirit of the World Cup is in this Detroit Meijer. 😆

A shrink wrapped box containing a wooden puzzle of a FIFA trophy.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 20

“Bonnet down, legs up for about an hour.” Outstanding.

Security camera image featuring the torso of a shirtless man and someone’s leg pointing upwards obscured by foliage and candles.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 20

It’s very pretty around my neighborhood with the irises in bloom.

Yellow irises in the front yard of a pale green house. The flowers are around a garden with rocks and gnomes.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 16

ACAB and all but I’m kind of impressed with this map they did of the march routes.

A post from twitter from the London police containing a map of central London with two routes mapped.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 16

I’m cooking up some stovetop nostalgia this Saturday morning.

Four servings of butterscotch pudding in glass cups next to the empty Jell-O box.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 14

It’s MMMBop right?

The album cover of MMM Bop. Hanson, a band consisting of three blonde kids, are crouching in it.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 10

Wishing a happy Mother’s Day to Your Mother. #SGCtC

A woman in 50s attire talking on the phone displayed on the Space Ghost monitor.

Patrick@ptcurley· May 7

Matching my mask with my hoodie and doing some Meijer level grocery shopping today. And do any of the common photo apps have a tool to automatically fix distortions when you wear coke bottle glasses like I do? If my prescription gets any stronger I’ll start to look like a cubist painting.

A man with a beard and glasses. He is wearing a blue mask and hoodie and is standing in a Meijer parking lot.

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 28

The world is full of mystery.

An Amazon suggestion that Certo liquid pectin and home cannabis urine tests are frequently bought together.

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 22

Birb.

A robin perched on a tall faded wood fence. The fence is along a residential street.

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 21

Yes, yes I’m awful for peeking at Twitter but the Laura Loomer, Candace Owens spat is very entertaining.

A quote tweet from Candace about Laura’s gun ownership prohibition. The quoted tweet is Laura talking about how God hates Candace.

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 20

I’m a subscriber to the Detroit Free Press. Why am I be subjected to popup ads? @freep

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 16

The first acid trip took place (by accident) on this day in 1943. 👁️

A Nancy comic. Nancy looks like she’s cutting up a stack of blotter paper and says to her aunt, “LSD. do you need it?”

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 14

Squirrel keeping an eye out on the neighborhood.

A squirrel in the crook of a tree. Behind the tree are houses.

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 14

Oh no.

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 12

Are we about to have some sort of Midwest monsoon season?

Patrick@ptcurley· Apr 3

I know a guy he should meet.

A picture of a blonde man with a mullet next to a want ad that reads, “WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke...You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.”

Patrick@ptcurley· Mar 30

It is now t-shirt and shorts weather in Detroit.

Selfie of a bearded man in a blue Zona Zoo t shirt

Patrick@ptcurley· Mar 23

Bald eagles and a bunch of paragraphs of ‘Trump says’ on the front page of the Detroit Free Press. What a failure of an edition. Are all the Gannett papers like this?