lookin' good

tfw I show my wife the odyssey trailer and her only question is “does the dog die”

Dana in his performance review

No surprise that the Posey-Vitello regime is drafting the equivalent of one of those boomer AI "One Last Ride" posters from facebook

getting addicted to this game

been laughing at this all morning

baby only slept 13 hours last night

So

nailed it tbh

🤯🔫

Finally getting the recognition he deserves

Inherited this team over the offseason. I think the only holdover prospects are King & Williams (plus Bazzana and a couple meh SP who've graduated), everyone else was my own FYPD/trade/waiver wire pickup. Got some work to do in the pitching but the system has otherwise come together nicely imo

lmao

so I'm a lawyer and at every stage of my career I have depended enormously on very talented and knowledgeable and committed paralegals and I would like to express it without sounding like the elevator guy but I think I'm just going to sound like the elevator guy no matter what

Cam Smith xstats real, Spencer Arrighetti xstats fake

I would be real careful before taking a victory lap over polls showing your candidate up on Susan Collins

speaking of loser shit

if the bosses come for my WFH gig

I told my friend about it and he made an ai slop version and I had to clarify to him that "Hey Kid, Wanna Slap Some Bees?" was definitely not a comedy

Couple months back I woke up laughing at a poster I saw in a dream for a movie called "Hey Kid, Wanna Slap Some Bees?" like imagine the Silence of the Lambs poster but the moth is a bee and Jodie Foster's face isn't there, it's just the bee and the title "Hey Kid, Wanna Slap Some Bees?"