Why am I being THREATENED in my own HOME with a (plastic) KNIFE, AGATHA

After spending her morning trying to undermine a democratically elected government in a South American country, Agent Agatha is now captive in the outhouse for a period of time undetermined

I found some photos! There's one more but it might be too big for bsky

They ran out at Flatline Fest so we had to order them lol

Juan and I forgot he bought this and just saw it in the clean laundry lol

Seems to be a theme. Crimes or burrow. No other options

She does not like the booms. She burrowed in here by herself.

For the record, going forward we can call it this:

Uhhhh my sister in law just brought over a case of romaine, a case of lemons, and two cases of strawberries. Wtf do I do with the lemons?

Found out who is flattening my catmint plant. Meet Plant Smasher: (Get it? Ziltoid?)

Catching up on Dynamite and why the hell is Will Osprey dressed like Joakim Broden?

Miss Agnes hopes for better days tomorrow!

If you see this, post a pic from your phone without explanation! Have fun!

I got one really good clip of Travis Ryan making everyone's ears bleed, enjoy.

It's TJ (dog, about 7) and Agatha (kitten, 6 weeks) to the rescue! We just got her Friday and she is already bullying TJ.

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. (Yay I can do these again)

Here's a cute little kitten for you. We haven't named her yet.

We love Sven. He is the coolest - he framed this giant monstrosity that takes up our whole living room wall.

UPDATE: Shallow Gravy has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

BREAKING: Marceline and the Scream Queens have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Powdery mildew resistant my ass

Helen of Troy isn't black? What's next, you're gonna tell me Odysseus isn't a Jack Russell Terrier?

Bet you didn't know these were a thing lol

So my friend's suegra hooked me up with a bunch of Meijer gluten free burrito size tortillas and shipped them from the UP. Got to make burritos for the first time in like two and a half years. They work fairly well, just gotta get them super hot so they don't tear when rolling.

Green!

There's fuckfaces making parking at Trader Joes a living hell, and then there's THIS GUY PARKING A FUCKING SEMI AT TRADER JOE'S

I read a bunch of Amy Tan books when I was like ten. If I remember right this one was probably the most inappropriate one for that age lol

Giving real Brandon Tanev vibes.

Okay, verdict is in: this was fucking amazing and I will definitely be making it again. Please disregard my messy coffee table.