Jaspurr
@pugliacci
i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Rebecca Thorne's Moss'd in Space, which I picked up off a display table on a whim
can't believe pokopia is out here with a pixar-tier emotional gut punch told almost exclusively via environmental clue, more varied dialogue, AND vastly superior crafting and landscaping than ANCH. also my wife is in it, I met her yesterday and would do anything for her immediately
I started pokopia, and I gotta say, holy shit. Absolutely delivering on the promise of an unholy minecraft/crossing/pokemon cozy game. Obsessed with hearing the classic sound effects and seeing what the critter actually means, though.
Wiki grew a cowplant accidentally-on-purpose and now Salis is helping him take care of it.
basically you travel around helping people with harvests and deliveries all week, and on the weekends you set up a little stall and sell whatever goods you've cobbled together. People give you produce for helping, and you can forage along the road if you like to explore. I just made a salad!
I started playing cosy caravan mostly because of the word "cosy" and the fact that I can play a possum
Spotify keeps making suggestions to me based on a highly specific assumption about my reading/listening habits. I...have not interacted with this book yet, but I guess it's popular with people with my habits?
Crates has a pretty sick gamer nest started. I need to print out a display for his TV screen, but it's coming along well so ffar.
sad because your kandi doesn't have enough overt sexuality, politics, or nostalgia? WELL CRY NO MORE, because Jelli bead dot com has the best shaped plastic beads I have ever seen. they also make PERFECT labubu props.
Ozzie asked to see every room and went straight for my bidet. He stayed there until I made him leave??
taking a break from The Horrors to start customizing Crates. he got the first layer of polish for a mani-pedi. I know people paint and even remove the eyes but I'm nervous to go that far
My hotel is advising all tourists to dress like clowns in order to fit in with the local vibe better and it's going great
@skeleklin.bsky.social and her beautiful wife gave me my new favorite child when we met up at Mag! Look at them!!! The tongue is POSEABLE!! I need to come up with a good name.
Rubbing my hands together and cackling. This is Obojima! I want to map out all the official regions and locations to get a better idea of the whole thing. Did you know there is already a Courier Brigade with outposts all over the island? They do deliveries, escorts, and a bit of emergency aid.
Arden, a dragon so old that he has memory loss to avoid going insane, is my favorite character and the best boy my GOODNESS
if you aren't playing Little Witch of the Woods on Steam, genuinely what are you waiting for, it's basically perfect
this is a terrible photo of our TV screen of my spouse playing Tunic, an adorable game where THE BOSS JUST STAYED DEAD ON THE FLOOR??? Apparently??? 90% of the time when I look up this is a furry iso Zelda game in a made up language, but then sometimes I see just incredible shit
I have surgery in two weeks and because I have only ever really had dental work thus far, my brain has categorized the procedure as "BIG dentist" and I just
Stoked to see GOOD frog memes finally - growing up it was strictly pepe or jesusfreak stuff, but Brick Frog goes hard
Friends, I am thrilled to announce that we have finally obtained everything needed for my tit banishing ritual! If you would like to help support myself and @pat626.bsky.social through the recovery period, this thread will include some links.
I discovered the collage feature of pinterest and I think that I may have an illness. Anyways here's Paloma, she's very stable.
My Facebook neurodivergent group is crashing out over this, everyone is disagreeing very firmly and someone admonished us all to read more Emily Post (probably helpful advice but also fuck no)
This is what the hamburglar wears for Grimace! Ronald was shocked and horrified as he is aero-ace and technically a space clown. Everyone knows clowns simply lay eggs! Mammals are lowkey gross.
Birdie was clearly a nepotism hire while they were rehabilitating their brands image away from Overt Crimes. Big Bird's idiot cousin was the ideal addition to the cast for this purpose. Also, apparently Master Shake got his start here?