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@punkymacc

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punky@punkymacc· 23d

things are looking UP (my special favorite seasonal scent has made it back into the B&BW rotation). infamously horrible months of june/july 2026 are about to be saved by crisp red apple, golden nectar, warm clove spice

Bath and body works website. Leaves, the world’s best candle, is now available for purchase again. Seen here in the screenshot of available candles.

punky@punkymacc· 26d

forgot i took this pic the other day to share with my friends (that’s you) bc I think it’s cool af & I love art market basket (not my preferred east coast grocery chain but) commissioned an artist to illustrate the front page of their july 4th flier. look at the lobster etc. isn’t that neat

punky@punkymacc· 28d

terrible time for REDACTED STATE but here’s some breaking news live from the floor #babybellacheese

A round & fluffy creature. She lays on her side. Waiting for the toy to come to her.

Round & fluffy creature has acquired toy. Now she must lay like a log in victory.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 30

today I immediately opened to this & felt oddly emotional in my excitement (birdcitement)

Still from the seal island puffin cam! Puffins on a giant rocky island in the middle of the ocean.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 29

bsky interpreting my desire for a company to d** as a threat towards an individual person, resulting in a 3 day suspension of my account

It’s a picture of a computer screen. the mouse is hovering over the “help” dropdown bar where it is highlighting “report cyber bullying”

punky@punkymacc· Jun 24

my millions finally came in

punky@punkymacc· Jun 18

DM from Quinn:
Hi Punky!
My name is Ali, and I'm part of the Content team at Quinn (@tryquinn), an audio erotica app. The team came across your work "sugar on the rim" recently, and we really love your writing style.
I'm reaching out to see if you would be interested in adapting it for Quinn.
We're currently exploring making short-form written stories (not audio stories!) available on the app and would love to purchase your story.
A bit about the opportunity:
- You can keep your work live on Ao3 and wherever else it may be posted - we don't need you to remove the work for this partnership.
- We are offering $1200 for the complete story, with $200 of that paid up front.
- Our timeline for the final draft is 6/26.
- If you're not interested in adapting

punky@punkymacc· Jun 17

💀💀💀

Picture of a bath and body works product review. One star on this three wick candle from one day ago. It reads: Smell is not very strong which is good because it does not smell good.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 17

was folding laundry on my couch & accidentally left this lone hand towel behind. 5 hrs later & someone‘s already got everything under control #babybellacheese

My baby! She is sleeping. In a position I’ve never seen her in before. Laying down on her side normally but her head is pushed forward so that the top of her face is lying flat on the cushion. One paw is delicately tucked underneath a white hand towel.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 11

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My Rose croc board:

First jibbit (although I think this just goes on your shoe strap?): Crocs Classic Backpack Bag Charm
Caption: I just think she'd like the potential utility of it. you could use this tiny backpack attached to your shoe. would you? Probably not.

Second jibbit: Lights Up Fire Race Car
Caption: hot lady mechanic, gotta go fast. will steal your man & your car. & it lights up

Third jibbit: iridescent butterfly
Caption: vibe

Completely blank except: hux would not own crocs.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 11

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My Finn croc board

First jibbit: Coca Cola class bottle
Caption: one of those people that cares a lot about glass vs. plastic vs. cans bc it changes the taste of the soda. he's very passionate ab this issue, though no one else seems to be

Second jibbit: a 5 pack of dragon ball z characters
Caption: cant explain it at all, but I feel like Finn would like dragon ball z. I would bet money on it, actually

Third jibbit: giant dog paw
Caption: LOVES dogs. Like a lot.

My Poe croc board

First jibbit: charcuterie cheese board
Caption: this guy loves a meat & cheese & artisanal jam board. tinned fish, but like the $20 can tinned fish. honey from a local beekeeper.

Second jibbit: Pride hockey stick
Caption: watched heated rivalry

Third jibbit: LEGO spaceship
Caption: self-explanatory

punky@punkymacc· Jun 11

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My Rey croc board.

First jibbit: 3D UV Changing Shark
caption: cool af shark changes colors in the sun. I mean..... desert princess, this is your destiny

Second jibbit: Hot Dog Dipped in Mustard
Caption: loves a good dog

Third jibbit: Croc headlights. They’re little lights you stick in your crocs that….light up. Like headlights do.
Caption: the famous croc headlights. she's obsessed with them.

My Ben croc board
First jibbit: it’s these ugly little letters. Look kind of like varsity font?
Caption: the only jibbit he will ever buy. from the clearance section. a giant, ugly B. maybe now rey will leave him alone about his BARE crocs (she won't)

Second jibbit: Alien Dude
gift from rey obviously

Third jibbit: Realistic Broccoli
Caption: vibes

punky@punkymacc· Jun 11

hmmm. well. #reylo 🧵🧵🧵

reylo & co. as croc jibbitz
note: jibbitz (yes, that is their official name) are the little charms that you stick in the croc shoe holes
crocs do not sue me

punky@punkymacc· Jun 11

bumblebutt I will never forget you 💖

It’s a bumblebee with his little butt hanging out of the flower.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 4

movie poster for hallmark movie All’s Fair in Love & Mahjong. It’s like a pink background with some mahjong tiles slapped on there. Four disembodied torsos of the cast of the film, who, notably, are mostly white with the exception of Tamera Mowry of Sister, Sister fame

punky@punkymacc· Jun 4

forgot! the big guns: #babybellacheese

It’s my beautiful baby, in her little cardboard house. She stares menacingly out the window. My favorite picture of all time.

punky@punkymacc· Jun 4

ive been both busy & also not very busy at all (mysterious) 🫶😇 making way for gay stuff, dumping out my drafts like a bucket full of legos on your floor

I know that at a certain point people probably don't expect an author reply to their comment.
However....

every time someone says "hetslop" they must pay my price which is one million doubloons

can't believe I'm REDACTED years old & I am still borderline incoherent on the phone. pull yourself together, girl

the hallmark mahjong movie....no way dawg

every time I have driven around in a car with a MA license plate someone on the road has flipped me off. extremely amusing but also im not One Of Them pls don't misinterpret the facts

heard my dad quietly mutter "mr. beast?" to himself. I wish I too, in a state of ignorant bliss, could pose such a question to the universe

everyone's depressed...time to pull out the big guns

punky@punkymacc· May 30

can’t wait to skim my ao3 tag

It’s me, punky, in animal crossing. Here you see me talking to beloved villager Alice inside her house. Ignore the pink forest dress in the back I’m still trying to figure out how to give clothing.

Alice is getting ready for bed. She’s wearing cute little pink pjs. I am wearing a hello kitty hat and my kiki & lala dress. Alice says: “You're like a character out of this coffee-shop fanfic I've been reading in your Kiki & Lala dress.”

Continued from last picture. This one has Alice looking in love with me. Alice says: “I might have a hard time not picturing you as that character for the rest of the fic, awooooo.”

Note: awoooo is a catchphrase I gave Audie that is spreading like a disease. Much like lycanthropy

punky@punkymacc· May 28

the playlist 2k-ish | #reylofic 🎧 accidental confession via playlist 🎧 author’s description of vibe: a little silly, getting together fluff, friends to lovers 🔗 ao3.org/works/85662481

hello this is my fic graphic. It’s a bunch of cassette taps of varying colors. And then in the middle, placed over the grid of tapes, is one slightly bigger one. It says “the playlist” on it, which is the title of my fic.

punky@punkymacc· May 22

me 6 hrs ago: I should take a pic of the chive in case kate wants to see (pls see alt text thank you)

this is my giant chive plant. There’s actually TWO chive plants—one is the original and one is an accidental child. The two chives sit in a large gray bucket. I had to take the whole plant out of the garden so I could finish cleaning out the weeds. I put my indoor watering can, which I think is a foot tall, there for size reference. The watering can is shaped like an elephant. The whole plant is like 2 to 3 feet tall.

This was just after I finished picking off most of the little sprout things. Left some for the pollinators but the ones I collected are going to my sister, who is using them for cooking, which I didn’t know you could do. She’s also taking a third chive (not pictured), which was last year’s accidental chive child that I potted and set aside for her like a full year ago. Better late than never, I guess.

punky@punkymacc· May 18

OHO

It’s that tom nook “I have an announcement” meme but I edited it to say “I have an announcement to make: new fic by thedreadwife”

punky@punkymacc· May 16

doesn’t this just make you want to cry

Harry Styles merch. UGLY. Black tee with “KISS ALL THE TIME.” written in all cap letters. Arial font, arranged in a square.

Harry Styles merch. UGLY. Long sleeved blue collared tee. Kiss all the time, disco occasionally embroidered on the collar. I can’t even describe it, it’s like center aligned but the occasionally turns straight down halfway through the word.

punky@punkymacc· May 16

……..this is his most diabolical move yet. hshq, seek help 🫶

Front of tote for sale by beloved (by me) band man harry styles. It’s just the word KISS in pink text, huge, arial font.

Back of tote for sale by beloved (by me) band man harry styles. It’s just the word DISCO in blue text, huge, arial font

punky@punkymacc· May 16

no solicitation trespassers beware #babybellacheese

It’s a picture of beautiful bella in my window. Sent to me by a friend who was leaving. She is larger than life, peeking out between my fugly horrendous green and white leafy curtains I’m not getting rid of because I don’t care enough to. You can see her round body and her beautiful white mittens. Also her short, stubby ears, which my mom lovingly refers to as her “owl ears”.

The picture is taken through the screen and also the window is closed, so it looks kind of wonky.

punky@punkymacc· May 12

im not with the little guy rn but here’s an online listing for the same one! I found him preserved in my parent’s storage a few years ago so he’s basically new condition, although the velvet outfit has faded into more of a gray color. There was a Mrs. Rabbit one too that my sister took.

It’s tom kitten from the beatrix potter extended universe. A little gray cat in a blue suit. It has “tom” embroidered on the bottom corner of the coat, which looks like it doesn’t fit quite right, per canon designs.

punky@punkymacc· May 11

big day for bread & ham-lover after mother’s day dinner ft. giant ham & the obligatory Holiday Meal rolls #babybellacheese

my precious fur child. she lays on her back, tilted to the side. the whole soft tummy is viewable. look only! don’t touch! Her paws are held delicately in front of her. One eye open, watching for stray hands.

punky@punkymacc· May 2

can you imagine rey in one of these bad boys? I can see it now in my mind’s eye 💆‍♀️👁️

It’s the costco hot dog shirt. Replication of the hot dog menu item on a white tee. Old vintage ass looking menu hot dog with a Pepsi. All beef hot dog AND a 20 oz Pepsi for $1.50z. A steal! Underneath, the quote from the cofounder of costco: “if you raise the [price of the] f***ing hot dog, I will kill you.”

punky@punkymacc· Apr 29

💖😌

I edited a galloping horse meme and instead of saying “caffeine & no sleep” it says “caffeine & DALZO FIC!” to express my joy & excitement about dalzo’s fic update. I actually made this a few weeks ago but immediately forgot. Pleased to share it now, as dalzo deserves

punky@punkymacc· Apr 19

must be watched & looked at At All Times #babybellacheese

Gray little whiskered creature on a bed. Not sleepy, just relaxed. In between states of rage about not being fed. She has so many different expressions. Many different ways of Roundness. I fear you will see all of them because it brings me joy to share her white little mitten paws and her tiny ears.

I blocked out identifying information in the corner by the way—that’s what that red blob is.

punky@punkymacc· Apr 13

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