RIVER 🐾🏳️🌈 🐶(Jason)
@pup-river
Opinionated, non factual weirdo, Sarcastic homo Pup! Most of the stuff I post is a load of bollox! LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈 He/Him/His/Pole/Pup (sometimes hole). I suck dick. U=U. Pup safe space 🐾 🏳️🌈 Husband of Pup Four @pupfour.bsky.social Telegram: @PupRiver
Went blackberry picking yesterday. Made 7 jars of jam. None set this morning! Perhaps I'll just dip my toast in the jar? Shall do a re-boil and extra sugar tomorrow.
Painting. Making a mess. Who new colour blending is such hard work. I thought painting everything the same colour would be easier. Nope.
Found @thebeast16.bsky.social at Brighton Bear Weekend! AWOOOO 🐾, beautiful boy x
Had a lovely afternoon on the beach, had a fabulous swim, the water is beautifully warm.
Nope, don't blame ya, these are our sock drawers.. never pair em up or fold em. Just chuck em in.
So I'm sitting in the spare room, also my office, butt naked, chilling, and a cute delivery lad saw me through the window. 😳. ....This is my view from inside 🤣🤣
Sometimes you just fancy a really easy taste meal. Cold ham with a fried egg and chips. It was delicious!
This is hilarious "Phrases you can hear in the garden and the bedroom"
I've come for a pint. Nose and forehead are peeling after sunburn. Very sexy!!
Wandering from Newhaven along the cliffs to Peacehaven and Telscombe. Beautiful day.
I just want to declare that these are absolutely fucking delicious and I want more.
Some random person's pet sperm is trying to talk to me in the pub. One is not amused... And unfortunately it is frowned upon to tell it to fuck off. 🤨
Good morning you gorgeous lot. Here is a flaccid Budleja on arse day. Have yourself a fabulously gay day. #Pride never ends!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Omg... HE-MAN Masters of the Universe is deliciously tacky, just like the original 80s cartoons and film, camp and very funny. Absolutely loved it!!!
@jmcl1980.bsky.social you need to get your cats a automatic feeder. 🤣🤣... It's the face popping at the end that got me!
