Dumbass Pyro
@puppypyro
NSFW 18+ 25/Bi/taken(open)/exhibitionist🧡Kinky BoarBernard in New Hampshire🧡He/Him🧡Nerdy Dumbfuck🧡Subleaning Switch🧡Gooner (Weirdo loser) and geardog🧡 in my slutty himbo era~
I am nothing but a perma-horny puppy. I am dumb dog who pleasures penis and hole. That is my purpose.
So when I am feeling down, the quickest way to make me happy is a bottle of poppers and a thick throbby dad cock for me to choke myself on. You just gotta sit back and relax. 🐽😈
If you invite me to your home you have to be okay with me loudly gooning somewhere at some point to de-stress <3 So if its not gonna be one of your holes you should have a piggy corner set up for me go when needed :3
Awwwww is my lil desk pet enamored by my big boarnard paws? They get so smelly and sweaty after a long day's work, get to work foot freak.
Its FAT COCK FRIDAY. First day of HOGUST tomorrow. Expect alot of me throwing my weight around, voreny talk, gaining, and sweaty post workout gear pics.
If you are stressed at work. You always have your emotional support parts to get you through <3
If I seem quiet or distant, I'm just having alot of existential dread most likely or a bipolar dip. But with enough pumpies and whoring around I feel better in no time >:3
So who else can I slobber on? Line up those bones. This Boarnard is hungry. 🐗
Now for the finale... and what an explosion is was. Cum-farting out the churned up cocksnot of 11 dudes was the closest thing to gender euphoria I think I have ever experienced. (Im not explaining that one.) The only thing that would have made it better is your face getting painted with it.
The absolute highlight was after my last load this dude was super interested in my cage. Pulled me through and started torturing my nub and balls. 😵💫
First highlight was this thick dick that started me off! Definitely wish he went a bit harder but fuck he was so sweet <3
The urge to have 15 or more men old enough to be my father turning my pussy into a wrecked cummy cunt is STRONG. 🥺
I GOT CAUGHT TAKING THIS, BUT WHATEVER I AM A SEXY PUPPY THAT FINALLY HAS A FITTING CAGE!
So I got a new haircut recently. Really feel like a piggy fuck now that I am sporting a bit of a 'hawk.
Playing DnD or boardgames with me involves alot of sitting on dicks for some reason :3
2 daddies and my friend also beat the breaks off of me at that party, I am such a happy pain piggy! Next time I'll get a video of the action ;3
Wow.... yesterday was a whirlwind. Had atleast 5 big cocks, one *almost* fist, at least 3 beatings, and a soggy wet pamper makeout sesh. I am sore from head to toe and I now have like 3 more men I am calling daddy. :3
Dude what are you staring for, either give me a hand or grab a fat hunk of silcone. Either way you are stuffing me full.
I am really enjoying sneaking in nudes at the gym. Its like a fun little game. :3
I accidentally woofed while an older man was stroking my fat bone in the gym steam room just now, and he let me bite him like a chew toy. Now my oral fixation is going crazy :3
Also who wants to knock me up before Mayternity ends? I somehow still dont have a baby bump yet. WHERE ARE MY PIGLETS?! 😤
I am a stupid dumb puppy. I love being high and getting my throat wrecked by my Alpha's fat yeen cock. 🥴🥰
Gonna try to lock in and focus on the gym for awhile. Gonna try to get back to when I was going almost everyday. So expect alot of lockerroom nudes like this one ;3 Also they got a cruisy steam room and sauna so like I look forward to that 👀
I need a submissive caregiver, like a cuck that changes my diapers or gives in to my tantrums. My whiney needs constantly taking over there time and energy. But they could NEVER say no to me.<3 Someone to pack my day bag for my "playdates", read me erotica while stroking me like its a bedtime story
Hey dad! I know you always try to wake me up on my birthday to be the first one to say "Happy Birthday" but I woke up early this year figured i would get ready for you. >;3
Ill share this. I was shaving a sow's head while soaking my pamp to duct tape on said head 👅🐽