Hel M
@purplehel
Purple Haired, fat, geeky, queer, nb, kinky, middle-aged cat "lady" in DCish Trying to survive capitalism-PurpleHel on cashapp&venmo, job leads for d4t4 4n4lytics welcome (from real ppl) Bots will be blocked&hidden&reported.
she has never been fed ever in the whole history of the whole history. she has survived only by photosynthesis, which as you can imagine is very difficult when you are always indoors and also covered in fur.
I'm not trying to argue with the person who said this, hence the screenshot instead of quote repost, but absolutely everyone i know currently suffering is suffering because of deathcult capitalism, & there's only so much positivity can do when you can't afford rent but can't qualify for food stamps.
I just want someone who looks at me the way my cat looks at anything that has chicken on it
ok, like, I'm not mad about it, I like mushrooms, but the person who ordered the food swears he didn't mark extra mushrooms.
currently trying to steal my fries, ignoring my burger. like, tried to snatch a fry out of my hand!
so, watch out for panda express cups, they seem to have gotten a bad print batch in Hyattsville MD. the red comes off from condensation and gets all over everything. i tried to wipe it off so it'd quit dripping everywhere and it almost all wiped off. tried to call the store but no answer.
mobile doesn't have disable reposts, only quotes. lemme get on the computer, thanks!
holy shit, look at that Tuesday to Friday change. i have lived in or spent summers in DC for 40 years. that is fucking unhinged weather. how can people see that and act like climate change isn't real.
my storage unit is set to go to auction tomorrow morning. all my stuff is in it, I'm in a friend's guestroom rn but technically homeless. if I lose my stuff, I lose a future I want to be in. $580/1394, purplehel on venmo &cashapp, zelle or storage login on dm
the gentleman who used to be so feral he wouldn't even eat if he could see me just yelled at me until I scooted over in bed & made room for him to curl up against me exactly where HE wanted. (no current pic cos i don't wanna put a shirt on, but the pic is him in the spot the other day)
they were sleeping and ALL popped their heads up. that doesn't sound like crickets to me.
when i last had to get a new pic, i went in there done up like i was winning an award. (except my lipstick didn't last the 3 hours I waited before it was my turn)
trying to keep my storage unit from going to auction on the 12th, $70/1394. purplehel on venmo&cashapp, zelle/other info can be sent in dm. all my stuff is in my storage unit, I'm couch surfing homeless rn. if i lose my storage unit, I lose the possibility of a future I want to get to.
puuuuuuurple i hadn't really realized how much damage not seeing myself looking back from the mirror was doing.
I'm just gonna be posting way too many selfies for a while cos my hair hasn't been purple in more than a year and it feels good to be myself again.
gonna enpurple my hair! before pic. (mild purple tone is cos I used a shampoo/conditioner that's supposed to deposit color.)
My person passed last year. Amazon has very reasonably priced urns, including small ones. I've got this on my night table.