Old Midgge

@pyronsanity

Graphic & Web Designer🔸No Party Affiliation because Country (the People) over Party🔸Xennial via the Silent Generation🔸Golden Rule or GTFO 🥾

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Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 25d

“I dOn’T uNdErStAnD hOw He HaS tHe CaPaBiLiTy To Get AnYoNe PrEgNaNt BeCaUsE hE sAiD hE gOt A vAsEcToMy BeFoRe We FuCkEd, aNd He CoNtInUeS tO rEiTeRaTe ThAt.” Yes, it’s simply that fucking stupid…

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Bartiromo: I don't understand how Iran has the capabilities to fight this way because the U.S. has obliterated Iran's military, and the president continues to reiterate that.

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 26d

Just realized my expression hasn’t really changed in over 30 years besides adding more “bitch” behind the RBF.

Old Midgge (center of group in photo) in the early 2000’s shown wearing a light pink t-shirt that says “GONE CRAZY be back soon” and Happy Bunny sweatpants at a college tour of Florida State University.

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 26d

Even in 1991 I sat like an old lady on a couch.

A photo of the 4 year old version of Old Midgge wearing a pink and white stripped shirt and white jean shorts while sitting on an 80’s green couch with a pink, blue and black crocheted blanket across the top. Someone next to her is holding a white stuffed animal.

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 27d

Same (screenshot timestamp for proof lol)

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 28d

ICYMI: the new American weight loss plan dropped and the trend is exploding across the nation. Participants say it’s like Russian roulette had an orgy with parasites and lettuce to create the cyclospora challenge of 2026.

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 28d

From my understanding, he should’ve never been a veteran to begin with since his medications disqualified him from service.

A military career and law enforcement aspirations

Growing up in Gardiner, a city of about 6,000 people roughly 60 miles (97 kilometers) northeast of Biddeford, where Monday's shooting occurred, David Brouillette was enchanted by law enforcement and the military, his relatives said.

High school yearbook photos show he was a member of the school's Naval Junior ROTC, and he wrote that he planned to go to college and become a police officer.
Brouillette was initially rejected by military recruiters because of his mental health diagnoses, but recruiters encouraged him to go off his medications for a year and reapply, which he did, his immediate relative said.

He was eventually able to enlist.

🔗 https://apnews.com/article/ice-david-brouillette-johan-guerrero-maine-shooting-dbc30d6d59e2a95fb470afc188e125c6

Sidebar yellow text on black:
WE SHOULD ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT MILITARY RECRUITERS ENCOURAGING MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE TO GO AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE BY GOING OFF MEDS FOR A YEAR SO THAT THEY CAN REAPPLY TO ENLIST

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 28d

ICYMI: The ex-wife that shared the fucked up 3 minute voicemail has an 18-year-old daughter with the Biddeford ICE shooter. No surprise—he wants to see one of his own daughters violently murdered (part of his ex’s bloodline)… These are the POS that Trump fluffs as the good guys 💀 #NotAllMen

In late 2025, around the time he joined ICE, his ex-wife Ashley said he left a three-minute voicemail mocking her for taking out a restraining order against him. According to the message she shared with AP, he repeatedly called her "disgusting" and suggested that she and the other women and girls in her "bloodline" should die.

"And all of you should have your f——--g throats cut," the voicemail said. "Yeah, you should. Am I threatening that I'm gonna do that? Nope. Nope. But do I think that you should have your f——-g throats cuts? Or should have had them cut? Yep."

🔗 https://apnews.com/article/ice-david-brouillette-johan-guerrero-maine-shooting-dbc30d6d59e2a95fb470afc188e125c6

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· 29d

A septic tank pump truck for a company called “Doody Calls” with “Political Promises Inside” on the bumper

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 15

AI might be trying to win me over by shitting on the douche bag co-worker. He took a selfie, typed “fix this” and it turned his white incel ass into a young professional black woman. NGL I almost died laughing 🤣

A white male with a full beard and hat, wearing a gray t-shirt sitting at a 3 screen computer staring at Photoshop generative AI’s response to the prompt “fix this” to a picture of himself.

It turned him into a young professional looking black woman wearing a blue blazer.

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 9

IDK about the rest of ya’ll, but my weather app is a fucking liar:

Feels like temperature at 12:43 PM is 97°F

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 9

My mobile oven is pre-heating for the drive home.

Picture of temperature gage on car dash showing 102°F at 12:43 PM in Fort Myers, FL on July 9, 2026

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 8

If you hear thunder and say “fuck you, Sky Gods” in response, then don’t be surprised when they reply… by knocking out your internet / phone 💁‍♀️ And then they have the audacity to be 😂 about it afterwards. Yesterday was like the 3rd time it’s happened after incitement 😅

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 6

Immigrants who become naturalized citizens and Trump voters believe that they are equals to everyone in the party’s tent, but white nationalists (like Nazis) don’t have that same held belief. Racists think my mom’s Mexican, but she’s legit 99%+ Filipino and I got the DNA test to prove it 💁‍♀️ 1/

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 4

I was so proud that I managed to pull off a group photo at work via video, screencaps, and Photoshop for 4th of July social media. And then I heard the audio between me setting up my camera and joining the group and was disappointed, but not surprised…

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 2

I haven’t determined if I’m horrified that my employer repurposed this image of the ladies who did a banner drop on the Empire State Building antenna or be in awe that they dare post something with liberal/leftest origins in SWFL.

Sometimes you just have to shout your message from the rooftops. Literally. 🏙️ 🗣️If you aren't scaling skyscrapers to tell people who the best commercial wrap shop in Fort Myers is, do you even care about customer service?

IS THE BEST
COMMERCIAL WRAP
IN FORT MYERS

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jul 2

3 panel vertical meme of the Forrest Gump movie scene with the classic line: “I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.”

The image order is bastardized and Jenny is Photoshopped to be wearing black instead of white.

Panel 1:
Focus is on Jenny as she climbs the stairs with Forrest blurred in the background.

Lower third text says, “YOU WEAR ALL BLACK LIKE A GOTH”

Panel 2:
Focus is on Forrest as viewed from over Jenny’s shoulder on the stairs.

Lower third text says, “ ARE YOU DEPRESSED?”

Panel 3:
Focus is on Jenny from Forrest’s view on the ground floor.

Lower third text says, “YES... AND I'M A SOUP WITCH.”

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 28

What it’s like to be an American who was promised a World’s Fair style expo for a national birthday celebration, but instead you got an egotistical scumbag “leader” who fucked up years worth of planning by sabotaging permits and funding because he’s toxically grifty…

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 27

Voting rights rally and diaper drive occurred today in Naples, FL at the Collier County Courthouse. Given how it gets hot AF even before 11:00AM in SWFL summer, I’m surprised at how many locals came out today—yes, locals because the area’s out of season until like after Halloween. All ages crowd 💁‍♀️

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 22

We live in one of the shittiest timelines. Spotted this license plate while getting gas last week in SWFL… Yes, that’s Florida’s MLK Jr. license plate design befouled with the “WAY OF J6” Justice has been defiled in a heinous way—the “points” in this social contract game no longer matter.

Florida license plate with an American flag design featuring a silhouette of MLK Jr with the words “Live the Dream” at the bottom of the plate.

The custom plate embossed on top says “WAY OF J6”

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 21

Every time Trump’s given power or influence, goths and witches be like:

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 20

Me in between shots while recording social media content at work:

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 17

Use the can’s color palette to inspire the new design. It’s got baskety browns and the teal / navy blue pairs well with it. The fonts don’t seem to fit the seriousness of The Handbasket, though—too soft / dated.

An isolated can of La Croix Coconut Flavored Sparkling Water

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 16

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· Jun 2

Shady shit is happening with federal government websites under Airbnb cofounder, Joe Gebbia. 🤔 Them digital hands must be black and blue like Trump’s with as many handshakes to pass along visitor data for analysis… Also, there’s a build called “fbi-kirk-tipline” nestled up in those directories.

But in the certificate logs, underneath the studio's unannounced sites, was a working preview of vote.gov, built inside the studio's staging environment, behind the same Cloudflare login, isolated deliberately. The certificate appeared on April 10, 2026. Weeks before that certificate appeared, this administration signed an executive order requiring DHS, the Social Security Administration, and the SAVE program to construct a federal citizenship-verified voter list, with a deadline of ninety days from signing. That deadline is weeks away. When the order was challenged in federal court, the Department of Justice told the judge the agencies named had not yet begun preparation and were still in the deliberation phase.

The certificate is dated April 10. DOJ told a federal court the infrastructure does not exist. Both of those cannot be true. Either DOJ lied to a federal judge, or the studio is building a replacement for the country's voter registration site without telling the agencies whose work it would replace. There is no third option.

🔗 https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-second-votegov-and-its

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· May 29

Inspired by the DOT notice signs I saw between Naples and Fort Myers displaying #America250 messages and graphics northbound on I-75 in Florida yesterday on my way into work. #RIP #LateStageCapitalism #GraphicDesign #DesignSky

American flag with dynamic zoom speed lines and flying broken glass with “United States of America” in an antique old English style font with 1776 – 2026 below it.

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· May 28

“…cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”

2 panel Jurassic Park “See? Nobody Cares” Meme featuring George Washington

HEY EVERYBODY! THE OG PRESIDENT WARNED FUTURE AMERICA ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP AND POLITICAL FACTIONS LIKE MAGA!

SEE? NOBODY CARES

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· May 24

2 pregame shots at home + 5 picklebacks at the high school reunion party = me making photobooth GIFs awkward, yet fun 🙃 #ElderMillenial #NoRegrets #WeAreTrojans 🎶 Snap Yo Fingers by Lil Jon: youtu.be/AoA-ByjIf2M

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· May 23

I have watched this impromptu drunk / helium high karaoke part from Stephen Colbert’s guest hosting “Only In Monroe” so many times. As soon as Steve Buscemi’s public service announcement rolled the show tone was locked in 👏👏👏 Also, the credits give me Strangers With Candy vibes 🥹

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· May 21

These Scary Movie 6 branded “water pipe” popcorn buckets in various sizes are gonna be expensive AF if they’re glass, just sayin’ 😳 And yet… theater staff are gonna be finding so many toilet paper rolls with dryer sheets rubber banded to one end when it comes out LMAO #IYKYK

Old Midgge@pyronsanity· May 20

Imagine getting those “I did that” stickers in vinyl instead of paper and sending them through a Cricut to embed a secret message visible upon defacing—kinda like cutting an X with a razor blade after putting your vehicle registration on. I suggest simply dicks, lots of tiny dicks 🤷‍♀️