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quitedo@q1t3d0· 27d

yeah I don't think so

Ricky Martin followed you

quitedo@q1t3d0· 28d

Juvenile hare in the garden #ECK #nature #photography #wildlife

Juvenile hare, lying down, facing right on a parched and patchy lawn

Juvenile hare, sitting facing left on a parched and patchy lawn

Juvenile hare, facing the camera on a parched and patchy lawn

Juvenile hare, sitting, head turned slightly left on a parched and patchy lawn

quitedo@q1t3d0· 28d

A hare in my garden, looking for the last bits of green grass. Apologies for poor quality phone video #ECK #nature

quitedo@q1t3d0· 28d

The Camberwell Carrot from Withnail and I

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jul 15

Perfect

Malcolm Tucker opening a box containing a birthday cake with HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CUNT written on it and saying "this could be from anyone" completed by a skeet from Ian Martin saying "May I offer a counterthought to this morning's craven quisling Wordlebot apologists? You know what else is an ancient English word? PCUNT there I said it."

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jul 15

This was veg from October last here, not bad for UK

A basket full of beans, chillis, peppers, tomatoes and aubergines

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jul 10

I feel the headline tells me everything I need to know

Headline reads: What to know about 'explosive diarrhoea' parasite outbreak in US

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jul 5

#smallpoemsunday

Unread

Words, like memories, cling to us
and surface unexpectedly
in the loneliness of hotel rooms
and empty railway stations.

Every word is a thought exchanged,
a common currency of light and air
from hand, to eye, to mouth, to ear,
to thought again.

In the quiet of this evening, I found
the words you had left on my heart,
in tiny, golden letters
and I was glad.

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jul 5

#birdoftheday #wildmotion #nature #photography #birds #ECK

A yellowhammer launching, singling from a spiked branch against a pure blue sky

A pair of Canada geese in flight against a background of pale cream rushes

A red kite, viewed from behind against a pale blue sky. Its wings are spread wide, showing patterns of black, grey, brown, white and cream, with characteristic red forked tail.

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jul 2

@dril tweet: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 30

"aside from their good incomes"

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 28

Thought this was a Mexican restaurant

The Mole Clinic

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 25

"what kind of God gives children cancer?"

A sign in a park which reads "If you could ask God one question...?" in cheery chalkboard writing

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 20

A couple of shots of Porto, Portugal

A rain-soaked street with umbrellas and a rainbow in Porto, Portugal. There is a tall tower to the right and a statue of a man with arms outstretched to the left.

A short of the Douro river in Porto, with colourful, long boats and a jumble of crowded buildings

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 20

Same bridge from on top, mobile phone photo.

A shot of a bridge at night, silhouettes of two people, lights reflected on the wet surface

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 18

Just going to have a bit more

A bottle of Offley's 1970 port

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 18

@loudbasket.bsky.social as an appreciator of fine booze I'd like to inform you that the 56 year old bottle of port I bought at auction last year for 50 quid is, against all expectations, bloody perfect.

Holding up a small glass of ruby red liquid to the light.

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 14

A buzzard for #birdOfTheDay #silentPresence #nature #photography #ECK

A shot of a buzzard sitting on a branch in the golden evening light, pale blue sky behind it and a backdrop of ash leaves

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 14

NASA flyby of a pint of chocolate coffee stout

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 9

Ironic

A trade show stand that says "intellegence without limits"

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 7

Spectacular all year round - especially in the winter when there are fewer tourists

A low, grey, dramatic sky with a glimpse of blue, over a wide stone circle

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 6

Are any of them to do with fashion sense?

Image of West Ham co-owner David Sullivan with the title 'Sullivan steps down at West Ham over historical allegations'. he's wearing a fucking awful coat.

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 4

Perfect

A post about the Reform dunce saying they'll ban all knives, immediately followed by a post saying "Brings glitter to a knife fight cuz whimsy always wins"

quitedo@q1t3d0· Jun 4

Reminds me of this album

The cover of William Shatner's psychedelic spoken word album, "The transformed man"

quitedo@q1t3d0· May 31

Greater Spotted Woodpecker feeding its cute baby in my garden Cc @alan678.bsky.social you might like this :) #nature #photography #birds #ECK

Baby woodpecker and parent. It's very cute with a grey fluffy chest

Baby woodpecker leaning over upside down while parent feeds it

Baby woodpecker with the parent's beak in its mouth, feeding it

Close-up of the baby woodpecker with a cute little smile

quitedo@q1t3d0· May 31

WHEN THE BEST CHICKEN KNOCKS THE DOOR

A paper back from Diego's in Southampton which says "when the best chicken knocks the door"

quitedo@q1t3d0· May 28

The son of the Desert Fox is going to help me with my missing order.

Amazon customer service chat. The agent is called Rommel Jr.

quitedo@q1t3d0· May 25

Reskeet with a favourite picture of yourself

quitedo@q1t3d0· May 23

#ECK #nature #photography

A little wood mouse on green leaves

quitedo@q1t3d0· May 19

This should make other Teletubbies think twice about trespassing

A yellow Tellytubby impaled upon a spike