Zuul Brynner (@quailprices) · DIRTY

Zuul Brynner

@quailprices

This pussy don’t pop for you.

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Zuul Brynner@quailprices· 19d

#Caturday regards from whatever this is

Black cat with dappled light from blinds has mouth open, tongue flopped sideways and yellow eyes looking at the camera. It’s weird and awkward. He was probably in the middle of yawning or maybe he’s an actual goblin

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· 24d

🛷🛷🛷

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· 26d

#Caturday Quality Time™️ (watching birbs with my bess fren)

Closeup side view of black cat with yellow eye looking down at birds from a second story window

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· 26d

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· 28d

A visitation. We stared at one another like that for several minutes 👁️👄👁️

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jul 18

Please enjoy this #Caturday fireworks display 🎆

Tuxedo cat with white eyebrows and whiskers that resemble the falling sparks of fireworks. It’s standing on a blue tie die blanket and its dumb nose is very cute and pink

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jul 11

Blessed #Caturday to you and yours 🛐

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jul 3

Same font

Black cat in some sun beams with his mouth hanging open unable to tell if it’s happy, relieved, annoyed or blissed out

Classic Ben Affleck smoking meme

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 29

Drag Me to Hell and Up were both released on the exact same day (5/29/09)! I love the juxtaposition of them as films forever in film history, well done everyone

Drag me to hell movie poster featuring a blonde woman being pulled down by scary hands into the fires of hell

Movie poster for Pixar’s Up with a grumpy old man holding onto a rope in the sky

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 28

Lookit my nepenthes pitcher plant!! She is Martha. Been hanging from the cherry tree in my front yard and living her best life. I baby her everyday. I overwintered her (for the first time!!) and now that she’s established, Martha’s popping her little pitcher pussy so hard. Good job queen #PlantSky

Hanging with reddish cups growing at the ends of the long green leaves. It’s called a monkey cup plant because the cups have faces that kind of look like moneys with their mouths open.

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 27

Happy Pride on this #Caturday from my beloved ally Iris, who’s been over the rainbow bridge for 5 years now. Miss you, sweet mama 🌈

Tabby cat with heterochromatic eyes, one is green and the other is golden brown. She stands with her feet together while rainbows reflect on her speckled coat

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 25

Simon Pegg winking and holding a pint as Shaun in Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 24

Ended up in a Nathan Fielder/Boy Throb Truther Reddit hole because of you 🥰

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 21

Fiona Apple grabbed the world’s balls so hard with her debut, Tidal. Genius at work at 18

Close up of Fiona Apple’s face, white woman with blue eyes and pouty pink lips. Her skin is smooth

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 20

Have the #Caturday you voted for

Tuxedo cat with yellow eyes looking up while laying half curled on a green bench cushion with wood and wicker framing around it. The cat looks kinda weird tbh, with a large pink nose, fireworks display of white whiskers and a vaguely threatening curled right paw.

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 20

Stunning new leaf on my main man Tyrone! #variegatedmonstera #thaiconstellation #plantsky

Variegated monstera leaf on a Thai Constellation, half the leaf is creamy white with green speckles, the other half is brilliant green with cream specks.

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 19

I rescued & rehomed this fellow from under the hood of my neighbor’s car. Someone needs to send out a memo or something

Black kitten on a purple shirt

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 13

#Caturday taxes paid

Black cat with pale yellow eyes looking upward with a dumb look on his face, mouth agape, blep visible. There’s also some cat toes happening in the foreground.

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Jun 6

Happy homegrown phallus harvest day to all who celebrate!

Large green zucchini fruit growing from the plant surrounded by green leaves in home garden bed. She thicc!

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 30

That #Caturday life

Brown and gray tabby sleeping on a teal bench cushion

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 29

I learned a word today and it feels real relevant

Dictionary entry for “Weltzcherz” German word for world pain, it describes a unique type of sorrow that is linked not to personal hardship but the hardship of others, not one’s own misfortune, but the misfortune of the world at large

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 26

Michael Keaton in overalls and a white t-shirt and goggles holding a chainsaw from the 1983 film Mr. Mom

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 16

🚨 #Caturday message from Ezra (urgent and profound)

Black and white cat loafed in a window sill lit by the sun with its mouth half open as if in the middle of saying something profound

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 10

Why yes, I’m spending Mother’s Day with my son

Black cat with yellow eyes on a bench outside with dappled light and a plant dangling in the foreground

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 9

It’s Caturday in Caturmay. I said what I said

Black cat with yellow eyes on a yellow pillow in a window looking out into a bird feeder near a treeline

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· May 4

Braised cabbage porn

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Apr 25

Burt Reynolds lives on #Caturday

Black cat with one yellow eye posed on a chair looking up with legs splayed showing off his short and curlys.

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Apr 25

Happy #Caturday Wuz promist treetz

Black cat with large round yellow eyes and a downturned mouth backlit by the sun on a bed with a blue sheet. He looks pathetic and hungry but also ethereal and sweet, impossible to deny a treat

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Apr 19

See you next Tuesday at the pussy palace 💎 #LilyAllen #WestEndGirlTour

Zuul Brynner@quailprices· Apr 18

Happy #Caturday still need them treets

Black cat with yellow green eyes looking expectantly at the person taking the picture like they want treats because this cat has no shame or chill