c o k e f r a n c i s
@queencokefrancis
just a guy bein a dude
perfect, beautiful, amazing, talented: all words to describe the incredible Eva Liu (@eva_eedd on IG) who I had the honor of having give me my first tattoo 💖 confirmed that my dog is in fact not a dog, and is actually a Final Fantasy creature as I always suspected
over a third of ICE members can’t do a single push-up and call themselves “agents” lmfao
anyway who’d YOU guys go on the non-sexual date with in Dispatch
2025 was the year I fell in love with my door from @dateeverything.bsky.social and my dreams finally came to fruition in this masterpiece 🥵 go follow @aydanotato on Instagram and Ko-fi, or even better, BUY THEIR ART!!!
anyway here’s the drama queen who started the Charlie’s Murderers big sad whiny pissbaby site for losers
call me Donald Trump the way I had a stroke while hearing a sentence
the Trump administration looking for the sniper with “pro-trans messaging”
I know this whole thing was planned but here’s one more for the road
y’all need to stop worrying about what’s in my pants and focus on what REALLY matters: my jeans-creamingly sharp jawline
Charlie Kirk’s got a capital gumline and lowercase teeth