The Raccoon Overlord
@raccoon-overlord
Local Raccoon Citizen. ❤️🖤 Cats. Star Trek. Dinosaurs in wigs. Various snacks. I'm trying my best Embrace the typos. she/they
Oh wow just found this gem from college when I was meant to be going to sleep: (That hand belongs to a friend of mine who is 6' 5" and I'm not short, just li'l)
I tell Raymond every night I've had him "Be bold, be brave, be courageous. Keep trying new things, keep being you, and look out for your brother." And he *is* bold and brave and courageous. The bubbles are his only fear.
Wow, I woke up and everything is dumber than usual. Certain people are allowed to make harassment lists but the rest of us aren't allowed to make any block lists - because our lists are to keep others safe and this list is stupid. I'm in a bad mood today
Happy 3rd birthday to Walter and Raymond. We love them so much and are so thankful they chose us.
Here they are at one of the double front windows. This is also from an angle. The windows are huge. About 80" tall and they are connected so they have a fantastic view. I'd like to get them something taller for this side
Look at those legs! Here's Walter's brother Raymond doing the same back in 2024. He's a bit smaller and 100% a dumpling.
Walter doing cat stuff. He looks extra magnificent and weird when he does this:
Was trying to make the bed and this guy (Raymond) was not having it. He's too damn cute to move.
I've been walking around the house randomly shouting "SHRIMP!" First collaboration with my friend @trekkielancaster.bsky.social - Text @uselessdegree.bsky.social /me - Image
Tell her I said hi. My good friend sent me this lovely picture from Revere Massachusetts yesterday:
He's very handsome too. Really lovely warm smile. Have you seen Cho Gue-sung (South Korea) or Maduka Okoye (Nigeria)? Two of the most beautiful men I have ever seen. That sport is just filled with obscenely attractive people.
My dream outfit is a tailored suit. Single breasted, slimmer fit, with a short sleeved cuffed very fitted button down shirt and tie. I'd want it tailored for my curves and boobs. Definitely slim fit pants. Still haven't decided on shoes. Something plaid. Like this pattern but maybe not so bright.
I have not tried that. Their fur is so cool because it's kind of tipped in lighter silver so they look sort of glowing in some light. Raymond (left) and Walter (right)
Would I still be Walter and Raymond's cat mom or would I have to be something else?
Or the guillotine could just chop giant vegetables instead of robot heads. Or it could chop up starlight mints....
Ah yes Liz, the US is famously not into censorship... - Absolutely no mention of the Ellisons - Zero mention of why mergers like this are allowed to happen in the first place - Poorly veiled Islamophobia/ racism peppered in for the fear factor
This little dumpling (Raymond) is tired. Goodnight everyone
I had a dream I was trying to get boxes of cereal. Made sure to get Honey Bunches of Oats for my partner for some reason. Then, I found an enormous box of cereal called "Communist Cereal" (I am dead serious) But it looked like the Mr. T cereal box from when I was a kid.
Received this instead of the third book in Hell's Library trilogy by AJ Hackwith. Ordered via thriftbooks. It does not have good vibes at all.