✨Raccoon in the Garage✨

@raccooninthegarage

🖤📚🛸🔮🖤 Weirdo. Aro. Menace. Pronouns: ze/zir I yap a lot. Mostly about books 👽 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸👩‍🦽🪶Safe zone 🔞Please; I am 30+. NO Ai. Current 📚: Thunderstruck; Need for Dandelions Current 🎧: 2026 📚 read: 91/120

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· May 1

This month kicked my ass mentally. I've been so burnt out. Slowly clawing my way back to myself 🤞 Anyway here's my tiny April #ReadingWrapUp by #Storygraph 💙📚 Whether you've read 1 book or 200 this month, you're doing great. I believe in you and I'm proud of you.

2 picture books read earlier in the month. Goodnight brice and the god of sleep. Avg rating of 4.5 with a combined 83 pages

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 30

First novel of the month...nothing like the last minute 😅 #booksky 💙📚🎧📚🌈📚

Librofm audiobook of how to fake it in society. Listened to an hour and 55 minutes or 20%

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 29

how does pinterest see you? 📌 movie 🎬 tv show 📺 song 🎧 book quote 📖

Star wars the clone wars the final season

Yellow by cold play
Look at the stars look how they shine for you and everything you do

The scariest moment is just before you start- Stephen King

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 25

Happy light jacket day! with alt text 🖤

Stan asking Cheryl from miss congeniality to describe her perfect date. She replies that's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 25

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state.

A battle droid sitting on a concrete wall, blue sky behind it, smoking with a pop and take out food next to it

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 24

I get to be the court jester at a work event tomorrow & these all sum up how I feel about it 😅😅 but afterwards is that sweet sweet weekend so ya know ✨balance✨

A possum with the words believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess? Around it

A knight in full armor rests upon a boulder in a forest with the words please stop giving me side quests I'm tired

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 22

If I can just make it thru Friday at 4:30pm Ill feel like I can breathe a tiny bit again. Work has been insane and my body is tired and my brain is melted

A possum wrapped up in a blanket sipping on an orange Capri sun with the words perhaps I will drink my sorrows away sips on Capri sun around it

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 19

The demon and I picked up a couple new mugs for our morning coffee & pup cups today 🖤🖤

A white with black speckles mug that says all men are cremated equally next to a small red espresso mug with 666 in black on it

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 6

How is it Monday again already? Who allowed that to happen?

A knight in full iridescent armor lays in a bed of pink sheets. The text around zem says caffeine is not enough. I need a wizard to aggressively enchant my frontal lobe

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 3

Totally forgot I was doing this 😅 Here's also my best of Feb & March to catch y'all up 🖤🖤 #booksky 💙📚🌈📚🎧📚

Best books so far February edition. featuring a blue and pink background with stars. books with swords and ufos. library cards, headphones, a yellow car, airpods, an ereader. a skull, a sword, a crow, and lesbian colored book spines

top tier 5 star category includes Star wars outlaws low red moon, an arcane inheritance, and storm vol 1 earth’s mightiest mutant. Me-wow 4.75 star tier includes A good hide and Magick Hoodoo child. Fantastic 4.5 star tier Paladin’s hope, wooing the witch queen, swordheart, how to find a nameless fae, and super nintendo

Best books so far March edition. featuring a teal and green background with stars. books with swords and ufos. library cards, headphones, a yellow car, airpods, an ereader. a skull, a sword, a crow, and lesbian colored book spines

top tier 5 star category includes Sir callie and the final stand, brotherhood, like real people do and like you’ve nothing left to prove. Me-wow 4.5 star tier includes who aet steve? 4.00 star tier includes I am not happy, vampire jam sandwich, the princess and the grain of rice, welcome uncle nowruz, and bartleby

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Apr 2

March #readingwrapup! My reading completely fell off this month, but I was having a great time at the start 😅 Remember if you read 100+ that's fantastic; if you read 1 that's fantastic! You are enough and you're doing great 🖤🖤 #booksky 💙📚🌈📚🎧📚 #storygraph

16 books read in March with 3,072 pages and with an avg rating of 3.88. Highest read books were Sir Callie and the final stand, Brotherhood, and Like you've nothing left to prove which all were 5 star reads. 100% were fiction this month. The top genres were children's, fantasy, lgbtqia+, middle grade, and Roman e. Reading chart shows solid numbers in the beginning of the month. A spike mid month and then a complete drop off at the end. Half the books read were print and the other half ahdio

Books read this morning we're, book of three, black cauldron, pirates of aletharin, the princess and the grain of rice, welcome uncle nowruz, until the clock strikes midnight, don't do it Doug, beatrix and the unicorn, like real people do, like you've nothing left to prove, brotherhood, vampire jam sandwich, battle t, I am not happy, sir Callie and the final stand, who are steve

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 31

I know I've been doing a ton of reposting lately & I'm sorry. I've had very few spoons and 100 irl tasks sooo doing great 😃😅 But keep reading & yapping & I'll keep lurking until I can emerge back from the depths to fully join you once more 🖤

A knight with a long broad sword is standing in a forest with glowing blue...wolf people? Behind them with text in front that says Sorry for not responding I've been fighting demons again

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 23

I just wanna be this unbothered 🥴

A cinnamon Shiba Inu sleeping on half a teal blanket And half of a purple blanket with white moths and stars

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 23

🖤Happy Monday🖤

A screaming opossum in a tree with the words good morning God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybodys problem around it

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 21

I love sending cute videos like these to my friends so they can all collectively panic and count up that bail money 😍🤭

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 17

Wait! Hold the MFing presses how did I not know this was coming out?!!! Ahhhhhhh I LOVED book 1. Gimme gimme gimme!!! #booksky 📚🌈

Bridget and Gabe are not okay by lex croucher. Bright blue background with the four disaster gays huddled around Gabe who is now king and looking disgruntled about it

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 17

First up for me for this year's #TransRightsReadathon is Sir Callie & the Final Stand which I had previously paused bc 1-i don't want it to end & 2-it gets very real considering there are dragons 😅 but I love this series sooo much so here we go! #booksky 📚💙📚🌈📚🎧

Four young people stand together one with a sword on a hill under a red banner as soldiers are fighting in the bathroom around a castle and a green dragon soars through the sky

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 16

Ok, I hit a minor reading slump, but I'm back at it today with some chaotic Star Wars boys 🤩 Tomorrow: trans rights readathon begins! Get those tbrs ready! #booksky 📚💙📚🎧📚🪐

Anakin behind obi wan blue lightsaber tilted down while obi wan is pointed up. It's brotherhood by Mike chen

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 9

Happy Monday frenz. 🖤🦝🖤

Knight stabbing their sword thru a car with the words I have no rizz and also no chill around it

A haunting look at a raccoon in the dark with glowing eyes that says
Fuck being the bigger person, imma start biting people

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 8

It may be lights out & away we go for F1 🏎️, but it's def a different kind of lights out for the demon 😅

The sleeping face of a red And white Shiba with neon green yarn on his head

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 7

Last read : Current read (Like Real People Do is a reread bc I needed something super gay and super cute 🥰) #booksky 📚💙📚🌈📚🎧 #diversebooksky #queerbooksky #lastread #currentread #currentlyreading

Until the clock strikes midnight by alechia dow featuring a black faerie with dark curly hair in an updo, small flowers in it, gold and purple eyeshadow and a purple dress standing in front of and looking back at a dark curly haired boy in a purpleish brown jacket looking back over his shoulder at her. Both smirking. A castle sits in front of them with the title over the castle

Like real People do by el Massey. Teal cover with two boys sitting on a wooden bench. One blonde in full red and white hockey gear looking at a black boy with dark short curly hair, green hoodie, And ice skates on. Their German shepherd service dog laying under the bench by their feet

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 4

I ran out of the bright green yarn, but I think it worked out even better 🐸🐸 #crochet #crochetsky Also all of these, including the bunny are patterns by SweetPeaPlush -they have IG & an Etsy 🖤

Cream crochet bunny with big floppy ears and green glittery eyes. In a like green frog onesie. The arms and frog eyes are darker green

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 3

I made another cute bunny 🐇🐇 enjoy 🖤 #crochet #crochetsky

A cream floppy eared bunny with green glittery eyes. A light blue beanie, sweater, and dark blue scarf

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 2

Whelp 😩🥴 This just did not work for me & I'm sad about it 😞 #booksky 📚💙📚🌈📚🎧

DNF in bold red letters with a sob emoji under it. Both at over the purple cover of apparently sir Cameron needs to die

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 2

Just ✨vibing✨ picrew.me/en/image_mak...

A drawn calico cat with gold eyes in a green long sleeve shirt under a black tank dress over jeans. They're wearing black and white sneakers And holding a frappe

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 1

Another wrap-up 📚📚🤓🤓 I didn't get to as many books this month as I hoped, but oh well. Remember even if you read one book you're doing great 🖤🖤 #booksky #diversebooksky #queerbooksky #comicsky #thestorygraph #readingwrapup #februaryreads 📚💙📚🎧📚🪐📚🌈

20 books read, 5,067 pages, with an avg rating of 4.08. top reads were storm graphic novel, star wars outlaws low red moon, and an arcane inheritance. Avg book length was 243 pages. Avg time to finish was 2 days. 95% were fic the rest nonfiction top categories were fantasy, romance, comics, lgbtqia, and science fiction. Reading was all over the place, but def dropped off mid to late month. 55% were print, 30% audio, and 15% digital

Arcane Inheritance 5 stars, frieren vol 1 2 stars, low red moon 5 stars, Thor 1.5 stars, Nightwing Fear State 4 stars, storm 5 stars, dazzler 3.5 stars, far sector 3.65 stars, Morgana and oz vol 3 4 stars, the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all 4 stars, paladins hope 4.5 stars, magick hoodoo 4.75 stars, a good hide 4.75 stars, proud dog 4 stars, so let them burn 3.5 stars, super Nintendo 4.5 stars, paladins faith 4.25 stars, wooing the witch queen 4.5 stars, how to find. Nameless fae 4.5 stars, swordheart 4.5 stars

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Mar 1

This may not be one of the paladin books exactly, but its very much the same vibes which makes sense as it's the same world & I'm having the best time 😍 Let's see if I can finish it before midnight 😅😅 #booksky 📚💙📚🎧📚🪐

The grayish audiobook cover of swordheart by kingfisher. Dark gray swirls on the sides and a Sword in the middle of a broken up heart in the middle of the cover. It's part of the clockwork boys series and also says faithless in love faithful after death.

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Feb 28

Mental check-in... Memes only

A raccoon standing in water and mud hunched over utterly baffled with the words for the fuckteenth time above it

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Feb 27

Whelp I've kept my avg of a book/day despite my reading drastically dropping the end of this month. I desperately need kingfisher to return to this series 😭🖤 #booksky 💙📚🎧📚

Paladins faith the end of the audiobook and the end of the series so far

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨@raccooninthegarage· Feb 22

I'm such a sucker for these 😆 picrew.me/en/image_mak...