I would absolutely be turning round and following for the rest of the story

I'm fairly sure Sylvia Plath wasn't either of those things you know.

Sorry Josh, yours is the best option here ☹️

This kind of shit is why I'll never quit tumblr

Ok. I'll get right on that then.

Well that's my new audio stim sorted for the next week.

As someone else commented, he's got plenty of holes 😐

I snaffled the last one of the current batch but the artist has other great stuff.

I have a wee new pal 😊

Can we call the heat wave something else so I don't have to explain the omegaverse to my colleagues or family?

Started a new Stardew last night. This is going to be my 'Marry All the Women, Enbies, and Krobus' lesbian farm, so I called my cat something appropriate.

(this is the cartoon is you're not an xkcd fan 😆)

Look. I try not to slag off artists because there but for a lack of artistic talent go I, etc etc. But this shit is being priced at *£1,100 A PRINT* and I'd be ashamed to hand it for GCSE level. It's got to be someone taking the piss, surely?

Aww, this is bloody lovely 🥰 vm.tiktok.com/ZNR3bKY7p/

I have never been so upset that an item doesn't ship to my location.

Going to start doing this ✨️affirmation✨️ in the mornings 😌

I tell you now, the SHEER MORAL FORTITUDE I showed not replying "You can never have too much pussy" to my mother. I'm proud of myself, honestly.

Just described something as "So much my jam it's the giant jam sandwich" so keeping my references current and relatable

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Portrait of a Mardy Bum.

For reference, this is the hair.

My photoroll is like 99% this derp after looking after her for 3 months. Look at that ridiculous grin 🥰

This picture had me clawing at my neck just looking at it

Thanks, @katebeaton.bsky.social, my sister shared this in the family chat and I had to explain Kelis' Milkshake to my dad.

"I do not have any vacancies for the role of "my worst enemy" because I have already filled that position myself, but fortunately it appears to be a very easy job" is an absolute killer of a line that I want to calligraphy or something.

Got myself some cheap mens joggers in the asda sale and even THEY have pockets near big enough to fit a wine bottle in. It's infuriating. Have to go up a size or so cos although I'm enby, in the words of Tom Baker

First of all, a year can really be whatever you want it to be

The veg haggis and chestnut pie was pretty good. Also had carrots, leek and edamame in and a layer of cheesy mash under the pastry top. And it's lucky it was tasty because there's still 4 fifths of it left 😆

Actually, the staff are quite busy during the festive season. Could you handle it on your own?