
Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· 3d Whoever scribbled “throw” took the poetry out of this poem



Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· 15d This tree looks exactly like Kathy Najimy’s hair in Hocus Pocus

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· 21d Reunited with the greatest. Last night’s show was life-changing—and then I realize that I’ve been saying that for decades now. But it’s true, every single time. We love you, T—to Venus, to Jupiter, to the Strawberry Moon and back.

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· 29d Unfortunately the crypts are only good for three days

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· Jul 12 Sleeveless in Ptown who’d have thought

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· Jun 22 Oh look it’s my hot husband again

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· Jun 18 Did I mention I went glamping in Yosemite


Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· May 18 Once a theater nerd always a theater nerd

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· May 9 Mom, can you come pick me up? They’re using A.I. on diner sandwich wrappers

Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal· May 3 Cozily turning into my idol (see second photo)