RandBall’s Stu

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RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 13

Finally, a road where libertarian motorists can travel without the heavy hand of government telling them to put their girlfriends in booster seats.

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 13

There is also a giant video game cabinet outside.

Massive video game cabinet, only takes giant quarters

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 11

A man who brings up birth rates at happy hour

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 11

Cinema.

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 10

Feels like a dairy-forward rejection of the entire MAHA movement

A photo of Elote Tater Tots with this text: Perhaps the least healthy thing at the Fair is also vegetarian. If you can't find the beauty in that, I cannot help you.

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 9

Peace and love copyright holder ringo Starr

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 8

Threads is doing important work.

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 6

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 4

It’s easy to make fun of Jim Schultz but if you or a loved one suffer from Benjamin Button Disease you know how hard it is to write a compelling op-ed

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 2

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 2

Isanti's unincorporated towns are elite, name-wise:

Andree
Bodum (ghost town)
Athens
Blomford
Bradford
Carmody
Crown
Dalbo
Day
Edgewood
Elm Park
Grandy
Oxlip
Pine Brook
Spencer Brook
Spring Lake
Springvale
Stanchfield Corner
Stanford
Stanley
Walbo
Weber
West Point
Wyanett

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 1

I know you and Mr. Poop think you have clever TouchTunes names but this user has you beat

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jul 1

I know you think you have a clever TouchTunes name but this user has you beat

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 29

Real Laura Quinn Hours

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 26

stonehenge-ass arch from trump's dumb bullshit thing

stonehenge-ass stonehenge from spinal tap

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 25

Swift County gets its name from Henry Swift, Minnesota’s third governor and one of its shortest-tenured. He was an abolitionist and looks like he wants you to try his homebrew, an IPA he calls The Headmaster Ritual. It’s terrible, but you finish it anyway because he’s such a nice guy.

Henry Swift, Minnesota’s third governor and not a craft brewer

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 25

Inspired by this

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 22

Some more details:

This proprietary formula will help you hit your daily protein goals, maximize gains, and promote wellness. The startling odor is a reminder to consume it now.

As a two-person shop, it’s fair to ask how we plan to satisfy consumer demand without a production facility, logistics, or delivery partners. The answer is simple: Don’t worry about it.

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 21

Dril is doing incredible work on Threads

revels rd: This site is nothing but fake I'm gone.

DRIL: Dont do it I just saw a group of curvaceous bikini babes say they were searching for a guy who looks like the kfc mans bad son

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 21

When the Father’s Day playlist gets to “Hold On Loosely”

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 18

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 16

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 15

Today at Midwest Excellence: This is Kyler or Malachi. He steals from your purse and is sleeping with one of your friends (one you actually like, not Gina). He's also the most affordable Husband on the market. Link: midwest-excellence.ghost.io/husbands-as-...

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 11

Reason Two is Carl's Bakery. Fuck those guys.

JAGOFF PENALTY #2: Carl's Bakery. Last week, this Granite Falls business launched a Nuclear Family promotion for the month of June, following the lead of fellow bigots upset about Pride Month. If you're the kind of person who thinks "All Lives Matter" is the correct response to "Black Lives Matter," someone has a cake donut for you and the rest of the Klavern.

Thus continues Granite Falls' pernicious legacy of religious extremists being mad about people they've never met enjoying things and living their lives. I personally don't care for it!

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 11

This man wanted to keep you from enjoying a refreshing BuzzBallz Biggie with friends, and is one of two reasons Yellow Medicine County lands at Number 70 in the Midwest Excellence countdown. midwest-excellence.ghost.io/minnesota-co...

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 10

Brain immediately went here

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 9

This MF forgot about Careless Whisper

INTERMISSION: Top Five Saxophone Bits in Popular Culture
"Baker Street"
The shirtless, oiled-up sax guy in The Lost Boys
Clarence Clemons on the cover of Born to Run
Rob Lowe pretending to play one in St. Elmo's Fire in a tank top and dangly earring to let you know he's a bad boy.
Homer Simpson saying "sax-a-ma-phone, sax-a-ma-phone."

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 8

Previewing tomorrow's attire for Hector Swimming Pool Bangers at Midwest Excellence. Subscribe here to get it all up in your inbox Tuesday AM, first 7 days free as hell: midwest-excellence.ghost.io

a shirt that reads "you can only trust yourself and the second gerry rafferty album"

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 6

Me and the rest of the gang welcoming you.

Wings was a sitcom that wasn’t that good but has grown on me in retrospect

RandBall’s Stu@randballsstu· Jun 5

thinking about the taser scene in this week’s Widow’s Bay again