Honestly, I think you are missing the mark here. Honesty is important, and I think we can do better. The photo you selected really doesn't capture Trump's essence as wall as this one (submitted respectfully for your consideration)

and they looked like this.

I love when you click a link to an article on your phone, and the site pops up a message that says "Looks like you're using an ad blocker. Turn it off to read" Like I am going to do that to read your stupid clickbait. Fuck all the way off. I just won't read your shit.

You actually CAN have an overweight leader who eats unhealthily, as long as he also shits himself. So I guess Pritzker is disqualified.

I'll just leave this here.

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr."

I felt like this picture was missing an important element. For your consideration: . . .

this is totally me

That Merganser reminds me of Val Kilmer's character in the Salton Sea.

I'll be like . . .

This is a picture of his dad from the late 80s.

Those look like a new Cinco product.

The rest of the world must be looking at us like . . . "You gonna do something about that, dude?"

Pam Bondi's first interview since getting fired.

I honestly have never watched Pat, but I have a hard time believing it could be more un-funny than this movie-equivalent of a war-crime against humor.

I love Passover because dead babies are neat. Mass infanticide for the win! Also, torture and death on a cross = "Good Friday"

Another way of saying "a decision that transcends scientific proof" might be "an un-testable assertion based on zero evidence, based solely on my wish for it to be real"

The face you make when you are trying really hard not to shit your pants.