Bob Ratz

@ratman1967

Dad to awesome daughter, animal lover, 2A Liberal, multiple disabilities, MSD Zoey's Sugar Daddy. Rights come with responsibilities. I try to treat every person I meet with respect and kindness until they demonstrate that they deserve less.

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Bob Ratz@ratman1967· 16d

What's your sign?

A patch showing the Count from Sesame Street saying, "Zero! Zero fucks given! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· 25d

Happy Friday!

Zoey, a chocolate Labrador Retriever sits and smiles for the camera.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jul 11

Name your favorite toy action figure.

Evel Knivel (the doll) on his motorcycle speeds away from the launcher for another death defying trick

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jul 6

She's beautiful! We hope you have many loving years together. Zoey says that she is 100% Lab but has had a couple of white patches since birth. (The muzzle doesn't count.)

Service Dog Zoey, a large 7 year old chocolate Labrador Retriever, sits on the couch and mugs for the camera.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jul 4

Zoey says "He's the bestest boy!"

Zoey, a chocolate Labrador Retriever sits smiling in front of the baby chicks at Ace Hardware.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jun 25

If you see this, post an archer.

Archer cartoon gif with Archer and Lana.

Lana > Are you coming?
Archer > No, but I'm breathing fast.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jun 20

Zoey, meet Zoey.

A chocolate Labrador Retriever lays sleeping on Dad's bed.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jun 15

Zoey says that weight is just a number. (Her number is 45 kg / 99 lbs.)

A large chocolate Labrador Retriever sits impatiently, waiting for her share of my lunch.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 29

Dog day afternoon.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 25

Zoey, Primrose, and Jasper say that Subarus are great in the snow (and better with dogs).

From LT to RT, Jasper (GSD/Husky mix), Primrose (Yellow Labrador Retriever), and Zoey (Chocolate Labrador Retriever) smile from the back of open Subaru liftgate.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 24

This struck me for 2 reasons: 1- we can learn much from dogs (and sometimes cats). 2- reminds me off Daisy (my last yellow Lab, who I'm sure is waiting for me anxiously at the rainbow bridge)

Daisy, a yellow Labrador Retriever, smiles for a picture with a shaggy Dad.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 20

I submit to you this home cooked meal.

A view of a small table and a chocolate Labrador Retriever awaiting her portion.

On the table sits a BLT on a plate, with 2 pickles.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 13

Zoey would like a few words about autonomy and consent. (I, her handler, can attest that she can reason, make decisions and choices, and clearly set and enforce boundaries as well as most 5-6 year olds.)

Zoey -a chocolate Labrador Retriever sits and smiles for the camera. Due to the flash, her eyes look like perfectly round white dots.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 11

The glass-bottomed boat tours will begin Memorial Day weekend.

An illustration of the Washington Monument, as seen from the Lincoln Memorial, with the Reflecting Pool in the foreground. The Reflecting Pool is a deep Ty-D-Bol blue.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· May 7

This guy likes to hold then in his front paws, then worry the edge of the tennis ball until he can get enough purchase to skin it.

Jasper, a GSD/husky/Pyrenees mix, sits in the sand at Pantano Wash. Zoey's brown head can be seen on the lower left.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Apr 23

The best part of the day!

A chocolate Labrador Retriever lies on my bed, sleeping by my legs.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Apr 17

Dog Day Afternoon

A green Subaru Outback sits in the sand with the rear liftgate open. Standing in the opening are 3 dogs. On the right is service dog Zoey - a large chocolate Labrador Retriever. In the middle is Princess Primrose (Prim) - a smaller yellow Labrador Retriever. On the left is Princess Jasper - a GSD/Husky/Pyrenees mix (though he's more of a twink than a princess)

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Apr 16

The Warfighter breakfast leaves something to be desired...

A mostly empty tray with chopped carrots, a thin slice of meat, and a blob of maybe beans.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Mar 23

Zoey says "Happy Puppy Day!"

Zoey, an 8 week old chocolate Labrador Retriever explores her new back yard.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Mar 20

You would think that a top level official would at least teleport somewhere nicer. Then again, he knows what's still open after the disaster.

Rolling Stone article titled "Top disaster response official claims he teleported to a Waffle House."

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Mar 11

Third time's a charm?

Ted Cruz: "Twice the ayatollah has hired hitmen and sent them to try to murder President Trump, and so I think President Trump made a very reasonable decision that he was going to act as commander in chief to stop this threat to America"

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Feb 26

I just deleted this post as I have learned that it was AI generated and not real. Apologies to all.

A deleted post that purported to be a member of the US women's Olympic Hockey Team, but was AI generated.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Feb 16

Babysitting the grand-dogs today.

3 dogs and a hoomen lady in bed. Primrose, a 14 month old yellow Labrador Retriever is on the left. Jasper, a 7-8 (he's a rescue) year old GSD/Husky/Great Pyrenees mix lays in the middle. Zoey is a 6½ year old chocolate Labrador Retriever sitting closest to Dad. Dad, in the back, is a 58 year old white mixed-breed.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Feb 1

NO STEP ON SNEK!

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jan 23

First time with a leash - 10-30-19.

An angry 8 week old chocolate Labrador Retriever glares at me as she leans what a leash is.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Jan 3

This seems like something Walz would do. Real or not, Zoey approves 100%.

Zoey, a 6 y.o. Chocolate Lab Service Dog lays in her (people's) bed giving the camera a serious stare.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Dec 26

I see your kitchen, and raise you a bedroom.

A photo, taken from bed, showing a man's left hand and a large curled up chonk of dog at the foot of the bed.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Dec 18

That's how I coached my daughter to do it off she had to walk these 2 together, so she wouldn't get dragged. I told her to hold Zoey's leash and hook Jasper to Zoey. Jasper is 75# and very excitable vs Zoey, 100# and very controllable.

Jasper, a GSD/Husky/Great Pyrenees mix rescue and Zoey, a Chocolate Labrador Retriever lay on a bed looking into the camera.

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Dec 17

Looks like oil is back on the menu boys!

Bob Ratz@ratman1967· Dec 14

This school shooting is brought to you by the letters G, O, & P, with a special shout-out to our Top 10 benefactors.