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🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Jul 1

can't sleep bc my stomach hurts

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Jun 22

tfw you have terrible taste and other people also have terrible taste but in a different way

tweet that says "i love problematic media mfs when you tell them you like hotdiggedydemon instead of psychojesus or alfreds playhouse." attached is (i think) a picture of the guy candace likes in phineas and ferb but he looks super fucked up and has red eyes and shit

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Jun 12

do you ever impulse buy a game bc it's on sale and then immediately become obsessed with it

all images in this post are gamer shirts with parts of the text changed to be about cooking simulator. this one says "eat, sleep, cooking simulator, repeat"

do not disturb, cooking simulator mode activated

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· May 15

genuinely think about this post every day

Tumblr post. user murraysiskind-deactivated202406 says: "Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal."
user doing-90mph-in-central-london says:
"somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos"

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· May 9

anthy himemiya rubber keychain. her skin is very noticeably lighter than in any version of canon

melman from madagascar with the caption "why are you white"

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Apr 30

how it feels to block people i don't like and move on with my day

dolphins jumping out of the sea with a big rainbow behind them on a beautiful sunny day

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 30

shion and satoko in meakashi

ms paint cartoon where a really angry guy is glaring at a happy kid wearing a propeller cap. the angry guy says "i fucking hate you and hope you die," while the kid says "i like playing with toys"

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 22

sagawa from yakuza winding up a punch. there's a lot of motion blur

smug wojak winding up a punch in a very similar position

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 22

majima but he's mostly out of frame. you can only see him from the eye up. just peeking over the edge

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 19

ROBOCOP I'D 👏 BUY 👏 THAT 👏 FOR 👏 A 👏 DOLLAR 👏👏👏👏👏

robocop poster. it's robocop stepping out of a police car

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 19

THE LONG WALK pretty good! more pooping than I ever wanted to see but that's just how it is on a walk this long. also I cried a little bit

poster for the long walk (2025). it's a shot between a soldier's legs, you can see his gun at his side and the main characters walking towards him

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 13

oof

letterboxd last 4 watched. the films are: lemonade joe (2 stars), a car's life: sparky's big adventure (half a star), memories (4 and a half stars), and bebe's kids (2 and a half stars)

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 13

LEMONADE JOE a czechoslovakian wild west parody that's 95% fun slapstick absurdism and 5% blackface that makes the entire movie impossible to recommend. would have been nice if the wikipedia page mentioned that

lemonade joe poster. it's got a stylized cowboy with a horseshoe for legs and a strainer or pot or some kind for a body, as well as various characters and scenes tinted different colors

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 10

Morrissey with big eyelashes captioned "hello 👋 my name is email"

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 10

MYVOICEZOO this game exists for one reason and one reason alone: to record a bunch of stupid noises with your friends and laugh your ass off watching cute animals make said stupid noises over and over. and I love it for that

steam image for My voice zoo. it's a green field with a tent, a zookeeper girl, and a bunch of cute animals

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 10

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 5

not to be dramatic but i would die for makoto makimura. i would burn cities to the ground if it would make her smile. anything and anyone that stands in the way of her happiness is my mortal enemy and will be dealt with accordingly

that meme of the little kid dabbing a tv screen with a tissue but i put a screenshot of makoto crying on the screen

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 5

MEMORIES REALLY cool anime anthology!!!!! very much enjoyed all 3 shorts especially the first one. highly recommend this if you like great animation and weird sci-fi concepts

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 4

pic of goro majima pointing a gun at the viewer. it's captioned "Majima Is Using A Weapon" with all the first letters capitalized

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 3

BEBE'S KIDS this is uhhh definitely one of the movies I've ever seen. I think maybe a recurring standup bit is not the most sound basis for a feature film. art direction was decent tho, I've always liked bruce w smith's visual style

bebe's kids poster. it has the main guy and the titular kids on a really high roller coaster and the main guy is just screaming his head off

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Mar 3

was streaming yakuza 0 to @lairofbeasts.bsky.social the other day and he joked about majima being the "nothing to smile about in my life" guy and i thought that was funny so i made it a reality

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 27

edited screenshot of a reddit post in r/malelivingspace. the op's username has been badly edited to say GoroMajima. the post is titled "women hate how little it takes for us to be happy" and contains an image of goro majima standing in his shitty yakuza 0 apartment with a blanket and a coffee table and no other furniture. this has 4 upvotes. Maleficent_Cookie commented "nothing wrong with keeping it simple. but the least i'd do is add a bed frame" and got 17 upvotes. GoroMajima responded "i don't deserve a bed frame" and got one downvote

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 27

my drafts. there's only one and it says "HAHAAAA"

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 27

the radio isn't even plugged in???????? what are you doing!!!!

the shitty little coffee table with the ashtray and radio. there's an outlet right next to it but it's not plugged in. also the table is filthy there's dust all over it. only furniture in the whole apartment and he can't even keep it clean. come on majima get it together

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 27

why does majima live in an r/malelivingspace post

goro majima straight up sleeping on the floor in his barren apartment. fully clothed btw not in pajamas. still has his eyepatch on btw. he lives like this

majima standing in his terrible apartment. there's a blanket or maybe futon in the corner (i think blanket because, again, he was definitely sleeping on the floor), a table with a radio and an ashtray on it, a bare lightbulb hanging from the ceiling, and that's literally it. i think on the other side of the room that's not visible from this angle he has like a sink and a few cabinets but that's it. he can't even cook in here dude. what is this

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 18

Post your contextless photoshops

edgeworth from ace attorney but with a roblox male face

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 11

IRON LUNG saw this with @sapphic-transmasc.bsky.social and @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social on monday. decent movie! not perfect and ran like half an hour too long imho but still pretty good. nice job markiplier

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 4

PLURIBUS SEASON 1 VINCE GILLIGAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN, LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE MOST INSANE YURI IMAGINABLE

pluribus poster. rhea seehorn screaming into a yellow void

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 4

DIE HARD yes I watched it for the first time this year don't @ me anyway I must be turning into my dad because this is the coolest shit I've ever seen. die hard more like Goes Hard

die hard poster. Giant Bruce Willis face next to nakatomi plaza exploding

🧋memegayrat🕷@rattsbian· Feb 4

A KNIGHT'S TALE jousting sports movie!!!!!! very silly, jousting is objectively cool, plus I unironically got emotional about the subplot with william and his dad. it's fun!!