Avery Ashen

@ravenlasagna

Just an autistic Cassandra asking questions because I genuinely want to know. I'm not questioning your authority. If you tag a media org or politician rather than email, call, show up at their office - I will block you. You are screaming into the void.

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Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· 21d

Parts from NPR article on what it covers. Alt txt is link to article:

https://www.nprillinois.org/illinois/2026-06-03/illinois-bill-limits-how-social-media-companies-can-target-feeds-to-children

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· 22d

I like that ABC is doing quick summaries of their articles if I open them. That's a way better use of my time deciding if I want to read like 3 pages more. I'm just hoping it's not AI generated.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Jun 11

This is insanity. These people do not live in reality, they live in wishes.

YouGov Poll showing what people think prices will be one year from now with highlighting 1% Harris voters thinking prices will be lower and 32% and 36% Trump and MAGA thinking they'll be lower.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Jun 2

Happy pride, you lovely bskyers.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Apr 19

WTF Is this Economist? The headline was bad enough already. Manchildren who go after submissive and often underage and trafficked girls and you put it under the heading BABEWATCH? JFC.

The economist doing an inappropriate headline under an even more inappropriate heading when talking about men who are often pedophiles.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Jan 17

So uh, pharmaceuticals, computers, and cars go up 25% in the US with the EU tariffs. Great. Those things have definitely been really affordable lately, I hear?

Top Imports and Exports

The U.S. was the top importer of pharmaceutical and medicinal products from the EU in 2023, representing 33.2% of their exports at €92 billion.7

Manufactured goods to the U.S. including machinery but not electrical and computer equipment represented 89% of the EU's exports in 2023.8

Motor vehicle-related imports were equal to $27 billion in 2022 and accounted for around 10% of all goods imported from the EU. This category includes cars, motor vehicle bodies, trailers, and car parts.9

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Jan 9

I don't understand what I'm seeing here. There is no symmetry if that east wing is thrust out so far forward. And I'm guessing the image below this one - the yellow is the inside of the new east wing, which doesn't show a ballroom but a long corridor with lots of rooms off to the left? So confused.

Close up of provided image of WH east wing plans?

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Dec 20

MOCA test doesn't have a giraffe hippo or fish on it. Dude's lying. Again.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Dec 8

Sumo comedian, Stunto, dances to Apt while Kotozakura talks to his father. His father holds his face in his hands. Text reads "a little treat" above Stunto. "Me" above Kotozakura. and "The continuous horror of existence" above Kotozakura's father.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Nov 21

Really? We've decided to all buy the long furbys? (DJ long furbys...)

10K+ bought long furbies in the month from amazon. Why? Photo of text and cut off long furby.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Sep 14

Dude, at least try.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Jul 2

In honour of tomorrow's Jurassic World Rebirth release in cimeas - I am posting screenshots I took of the worst children's book about dinosaurs. I assume the film will be just as good? #D-Rex #JWR

"Clawed grip - although trex's arms were small, each with two claws, they were strong, able to grip prey or push itself off the floor"

"Poor vision. Carnotaurus had small eyes, so its vision was not very good. Combined with not being able to turn easily, it probably just smashed through obstacles".

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Apr 23

Just - why?

Asking AI google 'you can't melt popcorn if it's a stone meaning' and getting a fake idiom in return with unrelated particle theory sources.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Nov 10

The USA is now just Russia. The cold war never ended.

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Soviet are waking on the beach when they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and out pops a genie who grants each of them one wish.

The Italian says,"My neighbor has a beautiful house. I don't have a beautiful house. I want a house as nice as my neighbor's." Poof! He gets a beautiful house.

The Frenchman says,"My neighbor has a wonderful vacation estate in the south of France. I have no vacation estate. I want a vacation estate just like my neighbor." Poof! He gets a vacation estate.

The Soviet says," My neighbor has a goat. I don't have a goat. Kill my neighbors goat."

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 31

Trump in high vis vest with Ganguro. I did not have to do /any/ manipulation of color balance to get to match.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 30

Photoshop of Trump without makeup and hairpiece.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 28

Saw this as comment on reddit and had to make something.

Says "I can relate to a candidate that actually owned a Dreamcast. I can't relate to someone with a gold toilet."

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 25

Do memes get through to people? Am I doing this right?

Robin/Batman meme - Robin says 'Foreign nations will pay for tariffs', Batman slaps him saying 'Like Mexico will pay for the wall?'

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 24

And now I'm seeing this all of a sudden?

From PatriotTakes on twitter - JD Vance says he mistrusts people of faith who wear their faith "too much on their sleeve" and suggests God may not want him to be vice president.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 24

My aunt's even more red district (cross burning) $3k for Harris/ $2 for Trump. And I had to check - Butler, PA where there was the assassination attempt and he's had multiple rallies.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 15

Bsky labeling misinformation!?! Is this a social media site?!? Good jobs Bsky.

Bsky has added a 'misinformation' information button to a user who is posting misinformation.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 12

#Allegheny #Pittsburgh #Voting Ballot return and satellite voting sites!

List of dates times addresses of Allegheny county ballot return only sites

List of dates times addresses of Allegheny county ballot return and satellite voting sites

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 12

To keep in mind - they're flooding the polls. So...just ignore them, keep your head down, do the work, cheer on Harris.

from reddit 'in the last week, there have been almost as many republican-aligned polls as non-paritsan polls'

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 7

I have this one saved to my phone because the art.

A tunafish, sword fish, shark in human clothing talking to a flouder in a bowl of punch, with the text 'Some animals tell stories' underneath.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Oct 5

All I can think of is the thin bread line -

From reddit - the thin bread crust, image of the 'thin blue line' cop flag but with light brown and says 'pizza delivery is twice as dangerous as being a cop salute the real troops.'

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Sep 29

From anyone interested in how they're going to get rid of overtime (from: www.verifythis.com/article/news...)

"...should be able to set a two- or four-week period over which to calculate overtime,” Berry wrote. “This would give workers greater flexibility to work more hours in one week and fewer hours in the next and would not require the employer to pay them more for that same total number of hours of work during the entire period.”

Some critics of this proposal, including Media Matters for America, suggest it could lead employers to overload busy workweeks with extra-long shifts and then take advantage of slow periods through under-scheduling, which they say could effectively eliminate overtime altogether.

For example, based on the current federal overtime rules, an hourly employee who worked 45 hours in week one and 35 hours in week two would get paid five hours of overtime in the first week, and only be paid for 35 hours in the second week.

However, under Project 2025’s recommendations, workers would not get overtime pay for the first week since the two-week total would be 80

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Sep 22

If you see this, post a bird (or 3)!

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Sep 20

Post I saved to my desktop. We don't need 4 more years of the drama that Donald brings.

"Yeah if we had a competent message, it would be "Don't you guys notice that trouble follows this guy everywhere? If you just want a peaceful life, don't vote for this guy"

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Sep 13

Today I discovered Evan Singleton the bodybuilder nicknamed T-Rex, has T-Rex hand tattoos. I can't decide if I love this and keep it to myself or actively share with the dinosaur fan/science community.

Evan Singleton, bodybuilder, nicknamed T-Rex, shows off his t-rex hand tattoos on his hands.

Avery Ashen@ravenlasagna· Sep 9

They're doing a weird cannibalism/eating animals scare 'thing'? Elmo, Trump, JD, RFKJ. This isn't normal. This is pizzagate levels of weird.