Razz

@razzek

Blind cartoonist, writer, and general creative person. Only reblog pics with good/useful alt text, may pester you for abusing it. Commission prices and samples:

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Razz@razzek· 9d

Alyce cares so little about the vacuum that I had to ask her to move and get the cord out of her mouth. XD She's a big help. :D

ID: Lying in the middle of the living room, Alyce the German shepherd holds her popsicle toy in her dainty paws and chews on the top. Alas the soccer ball toy didn't survive.

Razz@razzek· 17d

I’ve wanted to draw one of kelpygarden's sphinxes for actual years! Couldn't resist book loving Violeta. :)

ID: Resting in a cozy nook by a round window, a pink sphinx reads a scroll. She has a long neck decorated by a snake-like torc and four breasts. A gold circlet hangs between her ears, fluffy mane sweeping out behind her in a natural puff. Her long tail curls behind her.

Razz@razzek· 18d

PamAizai did an absolutely awesome Machinist so I figured, one rat deserves another. :) #artfight

ID: Purple lightning streaks across a dark sky. In the shadowy grass, a surreal rat-like creature stalks. They wear a round alien helmet with angular horns and black holes for eyes. A rat skull pokes through the front. Their almost human body crouches, long tail whipping behind, their chest seamed by the distinct Y shape of a surgical scar.

Razz@razzek· 22d

Getting a new guide dog is ALot so I haven't done much this month. But I wanna at least do some art for the folks on #ArtFight who've attacked me. First up: PlagueDogs123's Salem! I can't resist a neat cat. :)

ID: Silhouetted by a yellow moon, a slim black cat sits in an autumnal tree. He grins, purple eyes alight, one dainty paw stepping onto a lower branch, wisps of orange, purple, and green color drifting down his black back.

Razz@razzek· Jul 10

This is a normal thing to have. :D Hanging it on my wall right at eye level so when I catch a glimpse of it in the middle of the night I can feel good about my choices (by which I mean: attempt not to piss myself). :D

ID: The sickly yellow, vaguely arrow shaped shevron pattern of the Backrooms wallpaper in a neat black frame. A little peek at a flat Alyce in the bg.

Razz@razzek· Jun 29

cw: cruelty to animals (according to the animal XD) I have yet to meet a shep who likes the booties. Mouse is gonna have to get used to them in this upcoming heat wave, bless her.

ID: Looking dolefully into the camera, a short faced sable German shepherd very much wants you to take the dog boots off her feet please.

Razz@razzek· Jun 28

Changing her secret agent name to Mouse because she is just hilariously smol. Here she is before work this morning. :)

ID: LYING on a garish patterned rug, a stout German shepherd does her best long dog stretch while on her side. She has her guide harness on and is looking at something. She's still short with a barrel body and short legs.

Razz@razzek· Jun 27

Truly the German shepherd is the most noble of dogs. :D Short circuited her little brain with a new toy yesterday.

ID: The sheplet half under the bed, black toe beans on display, and you can just see one eye boggling while she's in play mode.

Razz@razzek· Jun 25

Our second ever walk together went very well. We're figuring each other out. :)

ID: Short dog doing her best to be long while lying down on the job in harness.

Razz@razzek· Jun 25

Code name Tinkerbell, the smallest German shepherd I have ever seen, is here! We had an exhausting first day but a good one. She only comes up to my knees. XD A sheplet, if you will. :D

ID: A sable German shepherd looking somewhat skeptically at the camera while lying on a wood floor. She's very smol.

Razz@razzek· Jun 19

Also icon update. I couldn’t resist. :D #backrooms #thebackrooms #ratshaker

ID: A rather disgruntled rat is held in Clark's fist with the Backrooms behind them both.The rat is a green version of the one from Ratshaker with tattered ears.

Razz@razzek· May 24

Trail pics time! I still don't know how many miles I walk on these. Someone said it sounds like between 10 and 15. I do this a couple times a week now, I can't get enough. :)

ID: At sunset, a lake can just be seen between trees. The sky is dotted with pink and orange clouds, the blue mountains just visible over the reflective water. A gravel path is in the foreground.

ID: I found another creepy tunnel! This one is square and lit orange by its buzzing light, a distant square of greenery just visible past the darkness at the other end.

ID: Under a vibrant pale blue evening sky dotted with fluffy clouds, a white concrete path winds and meanders its way down a hill into verdant green bushes and trees.

ID: Bordered by bright green leafy trees on either side under a gray sky, a wooden bridge stretches toward a set of worn dirt stairs. The bridge rails are rusty brown red metal.

Razz@razzek· May 24

A character I love and 5 mutuals to do the same. Also gonna just tag all of you. :) Head Engineer Mark from In Space With Markiplier! He's simultaneously so bad at his job and so good. He loves and hates us and just wants to do the right thing. I'm love him.

ID: Behind the scenes Mark lying on a crash pad with his feet kicked up and looking at you like a teen looking at his crush.

ID: Mark huddled in a corner looking disheveled and terrified. "That's not me, Captain. That's not me!"

ID: Standing by the closed armory door while something horrible happens inside, Mark is horrified but also really wants to eat the cookie he's holding in one hand.

Razz@razzek· May 10

Did not expect to have to pass a rattlesnake today but it happened. I think I want hiking boots again. XD

ID: Curled in a tight defensive spiral, a little rattlesnake defends itself from a black and white magpie. They're both in the middle of a dirt and gravel trail.

Razz@razzek· Apr 26

I want to do comics again SO bad! This is still too slow but I’m getting somewhere. This is, of course, this classic: youtu.be/ctlEBHDROAw?...

ID: "Simon keep your shirt on!" Mark cries, hand reaching out in vain, expression a mix of horror and dismay.

"NO!" Simon bolts down the warp core hallway, flinging his sleeveless workman's top to the ground. The upper half of his jumpsuit flies behind him like his hair. He wears the infamous harness over his beefy pecs.

Mark is a somewhat scruffy man wearing his engineer's jumpsuit and crew cap. Simon looks much like him but his scraggly beard is more full. His left arm is gone halfway down the bicep. His left cheek has two rows of jagged teeth sprouting from it, the left eye slit pupiled and inhuman.

Razz@razzek· Apr 26

Full page in the reply to minimize some #ironlung spoilers. #inspacewithmarkiplier crossovers are so much fun. :D

ID: "Simon keep your shirt on!" Mark cries, hand reaching out in vain, expression a mix of horror and dismay.

Razz@razzek· Apr 18

Was gonna go to bed but the bird drama got crazy. The lady finches are off their nests a little and came back to the feeder. The male finch is being an absolute shit to the male hummingbird but he's not just taking it. You can tell they're both males because they are constantly screaming. XD

ID: Blurry photo of a hummingbird in flight by a feeder at dawn. The sky is pink and there's snow in the bg. We got dumped on yesterday!

ID: Finch prince standing guard on the rail while his two ladies eat from the full bird feeder hanging off it's hook.

Razz@razzek· Apr 13

I really liked Markiplier's playthrough of Lixian's Project Lunky. This idea lodged in my brain and wouldn't leave until I finished it. #projectlunky #markiplier #wilfordwarfstache

ID: "Ignore my associate. He's new."
Behind his desk, pink mustachioed William Warfatache smiles pleasantly at you. One hand is out, holding back a looming rectangular creature with wickedly clawed hands on spindly arms. It's awful mouth splits it from top to middle, bulging dead eyes glaring on either side of a bloody canyon of jagged teeth. He wears a chipper name tag with "Lunky" scrawled in dripping blood. The name tag has a cute pink mustache on it.

Razz@razzek· Apr 13

Just got this cool shot of the resident finch. :) No gorls for him yet. Also a cool tree from yesterday. And! I didn't see it, but I heard a hummingbird just now at the feeder! Yes yes yes! So excite!

ID: Sitting atop a metal rail against a vibrant blue sky, a little brown bird surveys his domain. He is so loud at all times you guys. XD

ID: Dark branches with tiny green leaf buds rise from the bottom left against a cloudy sky. The clouds are a purple gray in the bottom left that end in a white halo with fluffy streaks of white cloud matter flowing away in almost straight lines into the vivid blue sky.

Razz@razzek· Apr 11

Oh god, oh fuck. I accidentally walked at least 10 miles today, mostly on concrete. ;_; I am in so much pain right now. o_o The trails were great, but I was lost as soon as I was by a road again. Found all the lilacs tho; they're being hoarded on the fancy ass side of town. XD

ID: Two lilac bushes in front of an apartment building. The foreground one has light fluffy blooms, the background one has rich darker purple blooms. A black fence railing trails beside them.

ID: Very fluffy light purple lilac blooms on their spring green bush.

ID: MORE lilacs in bloom, light purple this time. All of these are different bushes!

ID: Kinda sad pinkish purple lilacs fading beside an ugly industrial building. They made this ugly backlot I was stuck in much nicer.

Razz@razzek· Apr 9

Finch update: it's just this guy now. His three ladies (or one lady and offspring) have left. He's been yelling a lot for company haha. Feeder on the table waiting to go on a proper holder. I got sick of it banging on the railing.

ID: Perched on a tall feeder, a lone male house finch looks at the camera. His red head patch is visible while the rest of him is dusty brown.

Razz@razzek· Apr 9

With my photographic memory I have drawn that one scene perfectly! This is exactly how it looked! #ironlung #markiplier

ID: The Convict stands stoically against a backdrop of bloody waves. His shirt is off, showcasing the leather chest harness bowing a little outward with the pressure of his massive pecs. He is incredibly handsome.

Razz@razzek· Mar 23

Forgot to post this here?! It's doing numbers on Tumblr for whatever reason. XD EXISTENTIAL dread, The Horrors, yeah yeah, check this out! :D #ironlung

ID: Mostly submerged in red, Simon blows bubbles in the blood ocean, his lanky hair drifting in the waves. His eyes look a little happy, cheeks puffed out.

Razz@razzek· Mar 18

Tired of face blindness getting in the way of drawing this guy, so I solved the problem! XD He's a hooded fancy rat cuz they originate in Asia and were domesticated in Europe. I wanted something that would reflect the contempt others in the film have for him and be an animal that gets overlooked.

ID: Character sheet of the convict as a scraggly gray furred rat. The main portrait is his grumpy face in his hood. To the right is a back view of him taking off his shirt to reveal his darker gray hooded fancy rat pattern going to his shoulders with two spots on his left lower back. A full body drawing in the lower left shows him looking forward and topless. His toned pecs are accentuated by a spacer's harness and his arms are bandaged, the Eden pendant looped around his left wrist. In the bottom right is his head from behind, clearly showing his Eden tattoo crossed by a still healing burn wound on the back of his left ear.

Razz@razzek· Mar 18

Some of you might have noticed I like Iron Lung. :D So much in fact that I resurrected an old staple: annoying my fave characters by putting a horrible rodent in their vicinity. :D Captain Ava found this thing scurrying about and decided the convict could use the company. :D

ID: Nonplussed and eyes bulging, a bright green and yellow rat is being half crushed in a human fist. The rat is dressed in a mockup of the convict's tattered spacer's outfit, hood pulled back, cloth wrapped around their head. The fist is wrapped in a black fingerless glove, the edge of a brown coat sleeve just visible. The background is a still from Iron Lung of the convict looking disgruntled at the bottom right, the SM-13's green lights glowing, blood ocean visible through the open porthole glass.

Razz@razzek· Mar 10

I spent two hours making this joke three people will get. XD I’ve had that damn jingle stuck in my head for a month! Don't look at his bum! #ironlung #snl

ID: Sitting in a rusty bathtub to match the rusty rover interior, scraggly Simon looks nonplussed. He holds a childish drawing of himself crying while Ava yells over the speaker and the eel monster watches. The tub is frothy with bubbles and Simon is still wearing his tactical chest harness. Reflecting the drawing, Elli the eel is visible on the scanner.

Razz@razzek· Feb 25

Not sure why this isn't posting, so here it is again! Iron Lung fanart inspired by a very cool fic I read. :)

ID: In a darkly shadowed, cramped submarine made of pipes and hanging wires, a man hunches over a rusted console. His hand rests on the shoulder of a large canine facing you, her shape in shadow. Her tatty, fluffy tail curls around his ankle. The man and canine are lit in dull greens to contrast the rusty, bloody reds of the submarine. Her vivid green eyes shine the same uncanny light as the sub's gauges, both luminous in the dark.

Razz@razzek· Feb 25

#ironlung fanart inspired by a very good daemon AU fic, A Light On the Water. archiveofourown.org/works/792971...

Razz@razzek· Jan 31

I took the long way to the Drafthouse so if I am struggling to understand the movie with no audio description I can have a burger to distract me. XD

ID: Photo of a dirt and gravel trail under a bright blue sky on a sunny day. Bare branched trees stand on either side.

Razz@razzek· Jan 26

Look who came to the feeder for the first time! I think they're a mated pair. They chased off a third one. Merlin says the calls are house finches. :)