hegelian vs predator
@reachrachelkahn
socially fat | fiscally gay
idk have you tried leaving the house with some people whose company you enjoy? surely you have some of those in your life.
Man you better be Jewish bc if you aren't this is so far out of pocket I would, quite sincerely, do physical violence to you if you said it in front of me in real life
learning all my memories about antivaxxers at the time of my child's birth in 2014 were hallucinations.
we're all thrilled about lindsey graham finally going to hell where he always belonged ofc but even more exciting is me getting to smooch my new nephew. my newphew. look at him.
confession: i got mad enough about this to bully them on Instagram about it
i say this will all the love in my heart: these colonist pigs need to go back to jellied eels and also hell
i tried to get a video of crush guy gaming and accidentally got this extremely funny video of him handing me a slice of dried mango. couldn't have fucked that up better if i tried. his blank stare, the zoom directly into the mango...
these nasty bitches are really suggesting i let my piss marinate instead of just banning AI server farms
once again: evolution isn't about being the best, it's about not being the worst
in today's episode of "no really EDS means i can get hurt doing literally ANYTHING," i went for a hike and lightly scratched my neck and broke out in hives
shout out to this curl in particular. baby what is you doin
POV: you're looking at your deeply abused dog and he's looking back at you with abject misery in his eyes
just some early morning animal abuse (posting photo of my dog, he did not consent to this)
tbh yes but it's from a less flattering angle than ideal bc like LOOK. AT THEM.
someone please inform my dog he's being emotionally and psychologically abused. he's currently between me and his bed, which is on top of my bed, but he doesn't want to lay on it right now because he wants to be touching me.
poasting this unflattering photo of my dog's ... to Shame them
dune is one of crush guy's favorite book series and now he has to deal with me on my bullshit before 9am bc i have been rereading them
anyway, The Science as shared by the US government itself: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
i have finally achieved my ultimate form: making dad jokes about my kid's orientation