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(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· 20d

Who's quacking now, bitches?

Three white ducks are pecking and eating at slices of unripe watermelon on the grass.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· 22d

I want anyone, anyone at all, to ask these people what they mean when they say *Democrats* are fiscally irresponsible, with specific examples. Because that is 100% a function of GOP propaganda.

Moderator, Adrian Rivera
Let’s run the same exercise on the other side: When I say the words “Democrat” or “Democratic Party,” what comes to mind?

Zachary, 25, Mo., independent, white, scientist
Inclusive, but fiscally irresponsible.

Olivier, 20, N.J., Republican, white, student
All over the place.

Caleb, 24, Maine, independent, white, management consultant
Lost touch with its base.

Benedict, 24, Neb., Republican, white, law clerk
Socialism and Pride.

Christian, 25, Tenn., Republican, Latino, curriculum adviser
Overly inclusive and, yeah, financially irresponsible and Pride.

Kim, 25, Va., Republican, white, medical scribe
I was going to say irresponsible.

Alvin, 24, N.Y., Republican, Asian, engineer
Socialism and wanting change in the Constitution.

Stephen, 25, Ore., Democrat, white, analyst
Generally speaking, reactionaries.

Jake, 22, N.Y., Republican, white, analyst
Liberal and maybe a younger demographic, younger generation.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 22

Then there's 10. DBC is breakdown/freakout.

Matthew McConaughey as Ron Woodruff in "Dallas Buyer's Club," shown extremely distressed, screaming and crying.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 22

At the center of the scale is Rust Cohle. 5 is concerned. 5 is guarded. 5 is waiting to see what's gonna shake out.

Matthew McConaughey as Rust Cohle in HBO'S "True Detective," shown looking somewhat strung out, smoking a cigarette intensely with eyes wide.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 22

When I wake I find myself wondering where on the McConaughey Scale my mood will fall that day. Wooderson is the 0 of course. Full chill, good vibes.

Picture of Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson in "Dazed and Confused," shown with a goofy smile and mellow, half-closed eyes.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 13

Zoomed in view of the Morrissey "The Malefactors" post showing Bigfoot between Meryl Streep and Madonna.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 10

Dril had their number almost exactly 14 years ago:

Tweet from Wint (@dril) that reads, "'This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,' i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and torn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 10

Hmmmmm what a fascinating old painting of one meddlesome individual standing in the way of a sovereign.

14th-century depiction of King Henry II of England with Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas Becket

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 9

Edited tweet, originally from @primaweasome, that now reads, "My neighbor told me Bari Weiss keep eating his media companies so I asked how many companies he has and he said he just goes to the media and gets a new company afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding media companies to Bari Weiss and then centrists and Republicans started laughing"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 5

Never fails:

Screenshot of a skeet sent by me Oct 2,'25, which says "Pedocon theory is basically natural law." and shows a webcomic with a woman talking to a chimp (?) superimposed over another woman and asking, "The GOP isn't a political party?" and the chimp responding, "No, they are pedocons. Pedocons are a menace that seek to molest kids. This is what the GOP is, kids are who they molest."

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Jun 5

Me, in the abstract: vs. Me after getting bit by one ant

Screenshot of the character of Morgan on the TV show THE WALKING DEAD saying, "All life is precious."

Screenshot of the character of Johnny Rico from the film STARSHIP TROOPERS saying, "I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· May 31

Omg guys I have terrible news..

Edited NEW YORK TIMES opinion guest essay headline that reads "Being Straight Is Gay, Actually"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· May 24

Proof:

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· May 23

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION title card with episode title text, "Dude, I totally banged that green chick!"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· May 14

This is like that quote from that Nixon admin guy about the war on drugs. They know they're lying. We all know they're lying. But they just do it anyway and keep lying and when questioned they lie about the questions and the questioners until all anybody ever hears are the lies.

" In a 1994 interview, Mr. Ehrlichman said, “You want to know what this was really all about?” He went on:

“The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and Black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or Black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and Blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.” "

Screenshot taken from https://eji.org/news/nixon-war-on-drugs-designed-to-criminalize-black-people/

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· May 12

Advertisement for a hoodie that says "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES or I'm going to identify as a FUCKING PROBLEM!"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 29

Honestly, Michael Bay was super based with this move.

Wide shot of the car/character Barricade, an evil Decepticon from the film Transformers, disguised as a police car.

Zoomed in shot of the car/character Barricade, an evil Decepticon from the film Transformers, disguised as a police car, highlighting that the text above the rear wheel well plays on the classic motto "to serve and protect" and instead says, "to punish and enslave..."

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 19

Just watched Blue Origin's New Glenn take off from Cape Canaveral and I am not sorry at all to say that space is so fucking cool and I'm more than a little giddy I just got to watch a real live launch.

Panoramic view of Jetty Park, just south of Cape Canaveral, Florida, with the launch pad and Blue Origin's New Glenn heavy lift rocket just visible in the middle right near the horizon. Tons of observers line the pierwalk, and a Disney cruise ship is moored off to the left.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 13

Someday......

Meme of Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick run free from behind a grate in a dark room. Squidward is labeled "USA" while SpongeBob and Patrick are labeled "South Korea, Brazil, Hungary"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 13

If I ever Run For Something, this is my platform:

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 12

More people have insurance. Fewer people can use it.

Consumer Shield chart showing average deductible amount for health insurance in US (2006-2024) showing in almost perfectly consistent steady rise from under $600 in 2006 to $1.8k in 2024.

Statistica chart of percentage of workers in a single coverage insurance plan with an out-of-pocket (OOP) maximum above select thresholds in the United States from 2008 to 2025. While the amount of insured with OOP above $9100 drops from the high teens to the low single digits between 2012-2015, this is followed by the explosion of OOPs above $3000 from 31% in 2009 to 72% by 2025.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 12

Stock image meme of a girl winding up to throw a dodgeball at three other girls who are beginning to recoil and run away.

The thrower is labeled "Apollo" and the dodgeball is labeled "the gift of prophecy," while the three girls running scared from the dodgeball are labeled "George Lucas, for some fuckin reason"

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 9

Do not "gotta hand it to her"... BUT

The face of the Clickhole article-turned-meme, "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point."

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 9

Image of Bryan Cranston in "Breaking Bad" from the "Jesse, What The Fuck Are You Talking About" meme.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 7

Duuuuude..... All credit to NASA and the Artemis II team for this amazing mission.

art002e009298 (April 6, 2026) – A close-up view from the Orion spacecraft during the Artemis II crew’s lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, captures a total solar eclipse, with only part of the Moon visible in the frame as it fully obscures the Sun. Although the full lunar disk extends beyond the image, the Sun’s faint corona remains visible as a soft halo of light around the Moon’s edge. From this deep-space vantage point, the Moon appeared large enough to sustain nearly 54 minutes of totality, far longer than total solar eclipses typically seen from Earth. This cropped perspective emphasizes the scale of the alignment and reveals subtle structure in the corona during the rare, extended eclipse observed by the crew. The bright silver glint on the left edge of the image is the planet Venus. The round, dark gray feature visible along the Moon’s horizon between the 9 and 10 o’clock positions is Mare Crisium, a feature visible from Earth. We see faint lunar features because light reflected off of Earth provides a source of illumination.
Date Created:2026-04-07

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 6

Absolute nightmare.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 4

I think you're right, snapped a few new pics including one of them in a solo hole. Others came by, saw it was occupied, & flew away. Still others seem to be using common entrances like behind a wood block to get under the stairs but I didn't want to disturb them if they're just ground nesting.

Close up picture of a suspected cellophane or polyester bee poking their head out of a small hole in the ground underneath a lot of brown leaf litter.

A second close up picture of the head of a suspected cellophane or polyester bee poking out of a small hole in the ground underneath a lot of brown leaf litter.

A suspected cellophane or polyester bee walking around on the ground with a lot of brown leaf litter and dried grass.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 3

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Still from the SNL skit/song Sushi Glory Hole. Two men dressed like 80s Wall Street traders show a presentation that's nothing but the words "SUSHI GLORY HOLE" on a large screen.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Apr 3

"It looks like you might be trying to go translunar. Would you like help?"

Clippy, Microsoft Office's paperclip mascot, riding a piece of yellow legal paper across a digital relief landscape criss-crossing with dotted lines and points of light.

(C)all (M)e "Shirley" or don't, I don't care@realcinematik· Mar 31

German AA analysis: Obviously we should keep aiming for the places we are most likely to land a hit!