Mike Martin

@realmpmartin

Infosec, not quite a CISO // Part Queer he/him // anarchist // Ex-oceanographer, neurobiologist and evolutionary biologist // Lover of hounds // Casual atheist // Disabled // Formerly in Utah, now in NC

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Mike Martin@realmpmartin· 21d

Have I been missing out on MEAT BASED REESES this whole time???

An ad for a Reeses peanut butter cups that has PLANT BASED in inch high letters on the bag.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jul 6

Also, my new (expanded?) expensive hobby says hi.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jul 6

Feezal says hello.

A very cute brown dog lays on a messy bed with better front and back paws algorithmic straight out in a single line.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jul 4

He was the best dog that ever lived and I will go to my grave still missing him. RIP Cyrus (GCH CH FARABELLE'S OSIRUS AT RIDGE VIEW).

A large, brown Rhodesian Ridgeback hound lays his head comfortably on a table surface people two people, inches from recently emptied plate.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· May 18

I don't know who you are, but I like you.

The back of a car with a license plate that reads CACKLE!

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· May 6

I love my spouse so much. 😀

Picture of a basil plant with one extra large leaf. Text chat says "Our basil has one beefy arm!" and "Trogdor, the basil!"

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Apr 26

Check it out! I added a fountain to our pond!

A deck next to a large pond with a fountain about 20 feet out.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Apr 8

They turned out so well! They're going to hold so many gewgaws!

Completed multi-color 3d printed Totoro with a huge, open mouth. So cute!

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Apr 7

I *LOVE* having a 3d printer.

Inside view of a 3d printer with an almost complete giant Tororo model.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Mar 21

Hey guys, you might want to check your automatic advertising algorithm

Screenshot showing an inline ad attached to the phrase "child sexual" in an article.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Mar 7

Kid was organizing the dogs, as you do.

A bakers rack holding some food and, somehow, the head of a Rhodesian Ridgeback.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Feb 15

Really, CNN? Startling? Starling to whom, exactly?

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Feb 14

Look, I know AI is horrible and I shouldn't be using it, but look how incredibly *dashing* this fake me looks!

An AI generated image of a more-handsome-than-in-real-life Mike standing in a rain-slicked European street.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jan 6

Today, JANUARY SIXTH 2025. The top headline on CNN is this. For fuck's sake.

CNN Headline: "Trump officials told lawmakers that Maduro and his wife hit their heads as they attempted to flee US forces"

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jan 3

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent pic of your pet(s)

A very cute brown and black dog looking back over her shoulder at the camera.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jan 1

Yeah, that checks out.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Sep 15

I finally organized my filament. I've been storing them in bins with hygroscopic beads for years and finally checked with a hygrometer and... they were the same humidity as the room. So, rack!

Mostly full rack of 3d printing filaments.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jun 11

Holy shit, if you're ever in midtown Manhattan and are hungry, find Kjun on 39th between 3rd and Lexington. Cajun Korean fusion! Transcendent!

A delicious bowl of Korean brisket and cheese grits. I wish you could see it!

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jun 3

#blep

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· May 10

What???

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Apr 21

Please, please, please. 🙏

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Apr 3

Achievement unlocked!

Speakers badge from a Secureworld conference.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Mar 16

Hell yeah, pressure canning day.

Bright yellow pressure canner on a large gas stovetop.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Feb 9

Feezal says hi!

A cute brown dog laying on a bed with her tongue sticking out just a little bit.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Jan 9

This girl just CANNOT keep her tongue in when she's sleeping. Please ignore the lint.

A sleepy dog head with a full inch of tongue sticking out. The sheets around the head are NOT covered in lint.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Dec 2

No matter how much you try to clean up styrofoam the dogs ALWAYS manage to find the stray beads.

A cutie pie hound dog with a black nose and a single, white styrofoam bead directly in the center of her nose.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Nov 20

Post you from a different era

A young Mike with green hair and the Oahu coast in the background.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Oct 31

Someone got to be a taco today, but then had a lump removed so it's been a bit of a rollercoaster.

A very sad, very cute brown dog wearing a cone of shame. She's standing over her recently-removed taco costume.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Oct 30

Someone has found a few favorite spot. You can see that blep from space!

A brown and black dog wearing a cute sweater sleeps in a yellow chair with her head on one of the arms, and bit of pink tongue sticking out.

Mike Martin@realmpmartin· Oct 5

Just moved to North Carolina and love it so much. These shrooms are less than 48 hours old!