Charlie Fox.
@realseafox
A young man trapped in a cranky old man’s body. I’m old, sarcastic and medicated. Occasionally I make up something outrageous to sharpen a point. Always ridicule the ridiculous. 🇺🇸💙🌊
One thing you can always count on with trump, if it ain’t about him, he’ll shit all over it until it is all about him.
Hillbilly Humbug. A pest that bores into household furniture, especially sofas. A contortionist extraordinaire, it can change into several seemingly incompatible positions in the blink of an eye. Only bipedal invertebrate known to modern science. Bland, yet still wildly offensive and unlikeable.
The yellow bellied lesser bearded weasel. Found from Canada to Cancun. Will Abandon his colony during crises and has even been known to sacrifice his own mate and offspring in the process. A most unpleasant creature that is shunned even by other weasels.
I cook Sunday dinner every week for my family. If I had this few people show up, I think I’d give it up
It's almost enough to make me want the British to burn it down again.
What do you get when you put a quarter cup of brain in a 10 gallon hat? An idiot who wants to further disrupt air travel nationwide to own the libs.