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Sir_LANs-a-lot

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Knight of the DNS table Views and opinions are mine. Disclaimer: All posts prefaced by "allegedly". Likes/Reposts not necessarily endorsements.

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Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 24d

Things that have more life in them than Mitch McConnell #6638376 This houseplant. #MorgueMitch

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 25d

💯

A pack of Big Hoop Beef flavoured Hula Hoops, on a wooden table.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 27d

Oooh unlucky!, let's take a look at what you could've won! #ENGFRA

TV Gameshow Bullseye studio with the World Cup trophy.

Bully the bull - the shows mascot - looks on

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 28d

An original Xbox game case for Dead or Alive 3 with special guest character Mitch McConnell

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 28d

Where's Mitch?

A picture of a large crowd of cartoon figures

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 28d

Is Trump turning into an android?

Donald Trumps right hand looking manky AF.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· 28d

Just gonna leave this here for no reason:

A post from Twitter (aka. X) from Elon Musk stating that without him, Trump would've lost the election, Dems would control the House and Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate. Musk then states "Such Ingratitude"

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 14

Verify your age:

A Grandstand Tennis game console with a bank of 5 switches, a couple of large bright orange buttons for "Reset" and "Serve" and a slider to choose which type of game you want to play.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 12

A man in a white top with blue sleeves and red tripes has his hands on his hips with a haughty look on his face and a caption of "Oh you!"

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 12

A "short, sudden illness".

A Pink tea set consisting of a Teapot and two cups of tea in pink cups and saucers on a table with an embroidered tablecloth.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 11

Qtp with an awesome trio

The Goodies (aka. Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie) all sporting yellow tops depicting themselves on their famous tri-tandem

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 9

Oh. #Clacton #ByElection

A Daily Mail poll depicting who would you vote for in the Clacton By-Election with Nigel Farage on 16%, Count Binface leading with a massive margin on 75% whilst 10% thinks it's all just a waste of time and money. 10073 votes have so far been cast.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 8

"Dear Diary, My first day as Nigel's campaign Manager seems to be going really well so far"

Liz Truss, sitting at a desk about to write something.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 8

Mitch McConnell "Doing well, regained his appetite"

Slimer from Ghostbusters with a mouthful of sausages.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 8

I think this is the only deadline McConnell has now:

EKG Monitor Flatline

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 8

Londo from Babylon 5

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 7

#PhysicalMedia Y'all Recent acquisitions:

A selection of films on BluRay/DVD - "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly", "The Blues Brothers", "Young Frankenstein", "Blazing Saddles" and "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)"

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 5

Ice cream made to look like a deep fried chicken leg, but contains no chicken.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 4

Just watched this - Still excellent!

Film cover for the Blues Brothers featuring Dan Aykroyd (Elwood) and John Belushi (Jake) standing next to each other wearing black suits, hats, ties and white shirts, wearing sunglasses. They are looking towards the viewer. Jake has his elbow on Elwoods shoulder.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jul 4

In France, they call this a "BLT Royale"

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 28

Welcome to the Great American State Fair

The inside of a marquee with red flooring and rubbish strewn around.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 24

Are we better off yet? Fuck Farage. Fuck #Brexit. #RejoinEU 🇪🇺🇬🇧

Two men in suits face each other standing in front of a row of screens depicting a massive drop in finance/value after the Brexit referendum in 2016.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 21

I see this cunt's still being a prize cunt

Some flag shagging cunt who conned the British people into voting for Brexit.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 14

Oh dear! How sad! Never mind.

The Kennedy Centre, restored to it's correct and proper state after having DONALD J. TRUMP's name fully removed from it.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 9

A man in a crowd has a look of Realisation, like he's had an epiphany.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 9

It's been 12 years since we lost this legend. RIP Rik (You bastard)

A variety of characters portrayed by the late, great legend Rik Mayall.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· Jun 8

The look of a fake president.

A fake one hundred dollar bill for a fake president.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· May 30

Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have declined to appear at the America 250 State Fair.

Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem from the Muppets.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· May 25

Return of the Jedi was released 43 years ago today.

A fat, disgusting abomination of a crook.

Sir_LANs-a-lot@realsirlansalot· May 24

A person in a suit and tie is pointing up with a caption of "I did that!"