John Robb

@realstirfryguy

Gregarious line cook. I have many opinions and they are all mine. #Reds fan. Settler on unceded Wolastoqiyik territory. il/He/Him 🤼 🌱🌿📌 #NBBluesky #CanadaSky

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John Robb@realstirfryguy· 27d

My man, who wore it better?

A Nazi in front of the US flag in what appears to be the White House.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 11

Not all super heroes wear capes, now with alt text!

The F-Word, local Fredericton super sleuth(some would say hero) meeting Spider man at a downtown festival at what looks like Officer's Square. Steve, handsome as usual, is coiffed with his golden locks and wearing those great shades we all love. His big smile is surrounded by a gentlemanly thin mustache and beard of gray. Many happy freddy folks are photobombing and tents, trees and government buildings can be seen in the background.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 11

Perhaps the only good use for AI, now with alt-text.

A timely take on American Gothic(the famous painting by Grant Wood) which pictures Harry Kane as the wife in the white English kit with the three lions in blue shield over his heart. His slicked back coif is in perfect order and his face is pensive with anticipation, can shaded by a thin goatee. Erling Haaland is pictured as the husband in his dark red Norwegian kit with the flag in shield at the center of his chest. He is also in a black suit coat with slick back blonde hair. He holds a three pronged pitchfork with a soccer ball skewered on the middle prong. In the back ground is a classic farm house and a red barn.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 10

How to handle bigots on your social media page during Pride or any other celebration of our diversity. Now with alt-text.

A screen shot of a facebook post from The Fredericton Word which reds: "If you are intolerant, a bigot, just an asshole you don't need to follow this page. I will continue to post about Pride events and many other events that may hurt your sensitivites.
Unfollow to save me from blocking you like David Munn.
Love is love" Red heart imoji, rainbow imoji, pride flag imoji.

Below the post is a picture of the Pride flag crosswalk which I must assume is in downtown Fredericton.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 10

See also, "That immigrant is trying to steal your cookie", now with alt-text.

A post with the words "The most successful trick the elites ever pulled was making "Poor" a personality flaw instead of a systemic result. We live in a world where a guy who inherited $100 M calls a teacher "lazy" because they can't afford rent. And hlf of you believe him."

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 7

Who wore it better, now with alt text.

Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, loser of two straight elections, cringe machine extraordinaire showing off his skills dressed in a rhinestone cowboy outfit that once again proves his handlers hate him with the hot passion of a thousand suns. He is in all white cowboy garb. His white cowboy hat has a political insignia on it, proving just how out of touch the man is with regular folks who would never wear something so foolish.

Matt Leblanc(Canadian!) in his iconic role as Joey from Friends dressed in a full white cowboy costume for a acting role. Shiny white shirt, large white cowboy hat. Kerchief tied at his neck and even chaps! All white.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 6

In the immortal words of @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social, "Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses." #AntiFascist

Masked white nationalists congregrate for a march in Washington DC. These coward fascists are covering their faces with white buffs and most are in a losers uniform of ball cap, button up blue shirt and khakis with cheap sunglasses. They tell on themselves with these costumes, their shame is on visual display as they hide from the accountability having such ideas about other humans should bring.

A group of white nationalists gather and march in Chicago. These cowards are covering their faces and are dressed as paramilitary forces with army fatigues and ablative vests. They are also wearing devices indicating they are ICE or FBI but have no badges or name tags as every federal force must and so are simply cowards hiding their faces from the accountability that comes with these types of ideas. Their authoritarian leaders name is on the building behind them.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 5

The Biggest Celebrity wedding of all time, bar none!, now with alt-text.

Miss Elizabeth and Randy Macho Man Savage getting married at Summer Slam 1991. Miss Elizabeth is dressed in a sleeved white wedding dress closed at the neck with long white train hanging from her hair. Her giant golden brown bangs lead into flowing curls that frame her face in a glow. Her face is a constant smile. Macho Man is adorned in a golden shark skin double breasted suit, topped with a golden cowboy hat with giant white peacock feather. His dark long locks are mostly hidden and he has a tear in his eye that might drip onto his white corsage. A balding priest presides.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 4

Solidarity! Now with alt-text.

A black background with bold yellow lettering the text reads:
Capitalism:
Anyone can become rich.
Communism:
Nobody can become rich.
Democratic Socialism:
Anybody can be rich,
but nobody should be poor.

Learn. The. Difference

In lighter yellow lettering below the main text is: threads.com/@millesini

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jul 4

Sublime!, now with alt text.

A reddit post that uses sarcastic beauty to illustrate that critical thinking is AI in our own brain. The text reads, " Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head? (Educational Purpose Only) I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say. For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked AI in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room. I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.

#ChefsKiss!

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jun 19

Perhaps the worst and best nipple tattoo of all time consists of a top hat, one eye with raised eyebrow and the other covered in a monocle. The nipple, which is at rest, is slightly above a curly mustache and a circular surprised mouth is the finishing touch on the beautiful abomination.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Jun 2

Cuties. Now with alt text.

Two young looking Cooper's Hawks sit on a red stained wooden fence. They are puffy and scruffy looking little cuties with brown and white feathers and yellow feet. In the back ground a forest of ferns, wildflowers and saplings are behind a small grassy yard.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· May 25

Fragrant, low-growing wildflowers on a forest floor, now with alt-text!

A photo of a typical New Brunswick forest floor in late spring. The Mayflowers are small white blooms that come from clusters of elongated oval green leaves. Fur needles and birch leaves from last years fall litter the ground around the flowers. Ferns and dead fall are visible in the background.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· May 23

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.(If you want)

The Zit Remedy, a fictional band from the Canadian TV series Degrassi. The three members are dressed in late 80's progressive gear. The stage set up is epic and frugal. Bristol board posters among balloons and stage curtain.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· May 19

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Great to see Donnie come down on the side of gender affirming care. Strange for him to take such a fringe position after years of telling Dems to avoid transgender issues...

John Robb@realstirfryguy· May 15

What's the most remote part of Canada you've ever visited? Here's mine:

A close ish view of a map of northern Baffin Island in the Arctic ocean of Canada. Marked in the middle is the hamlet of Arctic Bay (aka "The Pocket"). It is one of the northernmost jurisdictions in the country.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Apr 21

My only question for the nominee is why is Larry Fitzgerald Jr. sitting at stiff attention behind you? #IsThatReallyHim

Fed Chair nominee Kevin Warsh at his confirmation hearing dressed in a grey suit with white shirt and black tie. Is that Larry Fitzgerald behind him?

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Dec 24

Missed opportunity...(Merry Chirstmas!)

A handsome, thoughtful fellow with glasses and salt and pepper hair stares deeply into your eyes from across the urinal divider. Clean tiles and crisp LED light show the shadow of stubble on his chin as he asks you awkward questions.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Dec 20

That's going to leave a mark. Now with alt text.

Part of the roof and the Giant Tiger sign laying on the ground after being blown off the Fredericton location during the wind storm of Dec. 19, 2025.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Dec 18

It just hit me as I am finishing season four of Stranger Things re-watch that these two characters are the same actor.

Tom Wlaschiha in his role as Jaqen H'ghar. In this photo H'ghar is dressed in Lannister armour which is red and black plated. His red hair has a grey streak on the left side and he is holding his black gloved right hand out to some off screen person.

Actor Tom Wlaschiha in his role as Dimitri Antonov/Enzo from season 4 of Stranger Things. Antonov is dressed in prison attire, a thin lined blue collared coat. His hair is short but not shaved and he has a thin mustache. He is looking intensely at some off screen happening.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Dec 6

On this day in 1989 misogynist terror was committed on all women thru the violence of a man. With a semi-automatic weapon he took the lives of 14 women, wounded 13 more and left a murder list of even more. This post reminds everyone that violence never ended. Now with alt-text. #MontrealMassacre

A collage of photos of the victims of the Ecole Polytechnique Massacre. Their names were Geneviève Bergeron; Hélène Colgan; Nathalie Croteau; Barbara Daigneault; Anne-Marie Edward; Maud Haviernick; Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz; Maryse Laganière; Maryse Leclair; Anne-Marie Lemay; Sonia Pelletier; Michèle Richard; Annie St-Arneault ; Annie Turcotte.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Nov 9

The dangers of November finals in #USports, now with alt text.

A three box of pictures from the USport Soccer final between the York U Lions and the Mount Royal Cougars. In the first picture you see staff clearing the ice and snow from the lines of the field with what appears to be a chisel! In the second box, many fans can be seen in layers of clothes that seem unable to protect them from the elements which are raining/snowing down on them. In the final box, two soccer teams face a field of ice and snow in an exceptional final.

John Robb@realstirfryguy· Nov 2

Can you even imagine someone suggesting that 15th century Spaniards were bringing universities and schools to the Indigenous folks of Central America? Also, here is a picture of an Olmec toy with wheels. Circa 1400 BC...