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Stuart Whyte

@realstuartwhyte

Talented entrail-reader, requiring further chickens. Desiccated wit seeking puddle of genius.

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Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· 16h

Femi from Ezra Collective stepped in for #AnoushkaShankar's MIA drummer & it was excellent.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· 1d

Brief sighting of The Cure with broad daylight streaming through

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· 2d

Waiting patiently for James Yorkston & Johanna Söderberg (of First Aid Kit) in Annedalskyrkan after The XX closed 1st day of #WayOutWest

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· 21d

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Jul 9

Very

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Jul 6

So, a cheating, ignorant cretin said this was not a foul but simply '2 players crashing into one another'

USA captain, without any intention of striking the ball which is unreachable, stamps on opposition player's ankle risking career-changing injury, earning him a red card & suspension from his next match. Intended to be a major disincentive to such petulant, hazardous & unsporting tactics ever becoming prevalent or acceptable during play.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Jul 6

1980's kids' drawing toy worked on similar principal but both pen & paper moved by pendulum sweep.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Jul 3

Random timeline synchronicity.

First post reads;
"Israel is a resource-less, export-dependant strip of desert the size of New Jersey. It has the impunity it does because the world's Grant it that impunity."
Followed by another, unrelated, post which reads;
"But don't call it a cult"

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Jun 29

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· May 26

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· May 17

He does seem happy (relatively)

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· May 4

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· May 3

Richard (L, deceased) & David (R) Attenborough

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Apr 24

Live action remake still looks shit.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Apr 7

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Apr 2

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 31

I have little knowledge of the relative value of champagne markets but if I were a producer I would reconsider some export choices today.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 27

Thinking more this:

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 26

Bro-me-o & Jew-liet. Just skip to the poison-drinking scene already.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 25

He is Mike Teevee with missiles.

Image of Mike Teevee in a child's Cowboy outfit from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory film.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 20

Big Dastardly & Muttley vibes. #TheHackyRacists

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 18

I see they don't yet have a cruise missile rodeo machine installed.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 9

I hope that audience was also getting the strong vibes of share-in-my-sick-pleasure-and-sing-you-little-bastards.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 7

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 6

Commendable. However, if art budget allowed, I'd have gone with something more like this;

One of a series of pen works by cartoonist Ralph Steadman commissioned for the cover art for the Hunter S Thompson book, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 6

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 4

You are under a vest. For crimes against adulthood.

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 3

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Mar 1

Another uncanny juxtaposition;

Vladimir Putin quoted "(a) cynical murder that violated all norms of human morality and international law."

Stuart Whyte@realstuartwhyte· Feb 28

"Hey, Donald! What gives?"